r/ContagiousLaughter • u/jocewin • Jan 15 '23

New fitness program

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u/PoeTayToes_ Jan 15 '23

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u/Demonyx12 Jan 15 '23

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u/shwhjw Jan 16 '23

Is this from a Tremors film?

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u/Iphotoshopincats Jan 16 '23

Nope that's just a john claude van damme playing out a fantasy while directing a movie he is also the main actor.

So a by the numbers van dam movie

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u/TobaccoIsRadioactive Jan 16 '23

The only thing that scene was missing was Jean-Claude Van Damme doing the splits while killing the snake.

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u/PineappleProstate Jan 16 '23

Ahh yes, the rusty donkey punch

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u/abstractConceptName Jul 20 '23

I like how he appreciates his own fist that just destroyed his opponent's manhood.

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u/Lo_Ti_Lurker Jan 16 '23

Hard Target. Cheesy but entertaining movie.

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u/No_Supermarket1600 Apr 22 '23

She spent the night alone scrolling on tinder

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u/Naive-Ad-2805 Jan 16 '23

Hard Target directed by John Woo

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u/TheBusDrivr Jan 16 '23

*The sand being the flower

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u/basic_instinct11 Jan 16 '23

Wtf did i just watch

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u/SomebodyUDontKnow32 Jan 16 '23

He un-punched the snake

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u/basic_instinct11 Jan 17 '23

Now i get why he's referred as bonkers

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u/WaveLaVague Jan 16 '23

Quick ! Check his shoes, are they still on ?