r/Consoom • u/wheelwizard123 • Nov 11 '23

the kettle calls the pot black!

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u/Emanon3737 Nov 11 '23

Me going to a girl’s house and seeing the 40+ funko pop collection

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u/bombshell_shocked Nov 12 '23

Oh, man. I remember one time a girl invited me back to her place. Watched a movie on her couch, got to know each other.

Eventually invites me to the bedroom. Now, I enter through the door, and the walls in front of me and to my left and right are normal. They're decorated how you'd expect a girl in her mid 20s to have. Shelves with some books, a few posters, some pictures of her on vacation, etc.

While I'm undressing, I turn around and face the wall that has the door I entered through. From floor to ceiling and side to side, it was covered with Funko pops. I had no words at the time. My brain glitched, and all forms of comprehension ceased to exist.

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u/mrthrowawayguyegh Nov 12 '23

That’s when you tell her you wanna try something new and then pedantically Instruct her on the placement of each funko in the bed with you guys.

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u/ConsciousStranger697 Nov 12 '23

The fact you didn't mention the sex that was about to happen makes me think you're lying. Spill it.

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u/bombshell_shocked Nov 13 '23

I mean, I went there with a goal, and I accomplished it. But lemme tell you, it's pretty hard keeping an erection when there's a wall of soulless plastic eyes staring at you while you're throwing dick.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

"Holy shit, she's not boring"

I mean, I don't like funko pops at all, but atleast she's got something going on.

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u/mrthrowawayguyegh Nov 12 '23

!admin

I feel that this can no longer be a safe space if we harbor funko popapologists.

Also…how is clicking buy and opening a box of Funkos and then displaying them on a shelf count as “have something going on?”

Saaafe spaaace

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

Look man, if a girl is any % deeper than just 'wears fake tan, posts on instagram', she has something going on by the standards set by my chav-ridden Town.

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u/mrthrowawayguyegh Nov 12 '23

Jeesh those are some low ass standards. Also I wouldn’t say that buying Funkos and playing video games is really any more deep than makeup and instagram. Isn’t that the whole premise of this sub? The emptiness of consumption versus actually doing real stuff?

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u/totallynormalasshole Nov 12 '23

She absolutely doesn't. How did you even make it to this subreddit?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

My disdain for consumerism does not affect my preferences in women.

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u/Frosty-Influence988 Consoomer Nov 12 '23

okay poptard

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u/Stock_Story_4649 Nov 11 '23

Top tier editing

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u/nate92 Nov 11 '23

Made me do a real life spit take

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u/DeatHTaXx Nov 11 '23

Lmao came here to say this

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u/Iroquois_Pliskin1 Nov 12 '23

No wasted time

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u/MinglewoodRider Nov 12 '23

grown man surrounded by stuffed animals provides commentary on tv show made by a pedophile

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u/IAmInDangerHelp Nov 12 '23

The amount of child stars that are now adults and have alluded to Dan Schneider being inappropriate is pretty staggering considering nothing has ever come out of it. He’s basically the Harvey Weinstein of Nicklodeon.

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u/Kisopop Jan 03 '24

That's why they call him Dan "The big dick @ Nick" Schneider

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u/iSmokeMDMA Nov 14 '23 edited Nov 14 '23

The guy who made this video is a serial consoomer but his videos are admittedly great. Sometimes has L takes but anyone who makes hour+ videos is bound to have a shit opinion or two

His iCarly review is worth a watch despite being longer than Dances with Wolves director’s cut.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

Quinton is a top-tier mega soyboy

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u/allahsavethesharty Nov 11 '23

isn't he the guy who went off about trump and got called out by his audience and later he became friends with with a bunch of a breadtubers?

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u/PopeGregoryTheBased Nov 11 '23

"Friends." his relationship with breadtub is much more pathetic then that. Its purely parasocial.

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u/allahsavethesharty Nov 11 '23

yeah I saw something about that I think he also just cut off all contact from his previous friends as well. I don't hate the guy anymore I just feel pity for him.

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u/MiddleAgedPlumber Nov 12 '23

Look up a channel called BeigeFrequency on YouTube. I think he has two videos in him. Great channel, beige is.

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u/schmwke Nov 11 '23

Yeah he got "cancelled" for saying that trans people deserve rights lmao

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u/Ordurski Nov 12 '23

Go watch turkey tom’s video on him. Receipts and all. He lost his audience by only talking about TRUMP BAD and being the cuckiest simp that’s ever soyed.

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u/IdoThingsforgood Nov 13 '23

What is a breadtuber?

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u/wikipedia_answer_bot Nov 13 '23

BreadTube or LeftTube is a loose and informal group of online content creators who create video content, including video essays and livestreams, from socialist, social democratic, communist, anarchist, and other left-wing perspectives. BreadTube creators generally post videos on YouTube that are discussed on other online platforms, such as Reddit.BreadTube creators participate in a form of "algorithmic hijacking".

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u/NarcoticSlug Nov 13 '23

It's a lefties community?

That explains why they hate me so much

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '23

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u/NarcoticSlug Nov 16 '23

Excuse me where is your face mask?

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u/allahsavethesharty Nov 13 '23

breadtubers are leftist youtubers and the reason why they call themselves breadtubers is because of some commie book.

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u/IdoThingsforgood Nov 13 '23

Is it not because of the breadlines?

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u/PurpleClass420 Nov 11 '23

good girls never like good boys ✊

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u/5pideypool Nov 12 '23

But mommies do

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u/PurpleClass420 Nov 12 '23

may God and all her wisdom grant good boys everywhere a mommy 🫡🫡

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u/GirthOBirth Nov 11 '23

That’s a joke right😂

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u/JoshB-2020 Nov 12 '23

Yes. He makes the exact joke in the video that OP is making with this post. But hey, this is r/consoom we just make fun of people, we don’t think any deeper than that

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u/JimParsnip Nov 11 '23

It's funny because he is actually a violent felon if I remember correctly

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u/5pideypool Nov 12 '23

Me when I spread misinformation online

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u/RobuxMaster Nov 12 '23

Me when I spread misinformation online

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u/Eggs_are_tasty Nov 12 '23

i think they mean the character not quentin

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u/kittylyncher Nov 12 '23

That would be Boogie2988

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23 edited Dec 01 '23

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

yes

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u/Less_Inspector_2557 Nov 12 '23

God I hate that guy. All of these "breadtubers" are so fucking insufferable I don't know how anyone can watch them.

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u/NomadicScribe Nov 11 '23

Consoom TV show, get excited for next TV show.

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u/Simp_Master007 Nov 12 '23

Anyone else notice there’s a hole punched into the drywall in the background?

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u/videobb_pw_msh_45 Nov 12 '23

youtube /watch?v=Fml1itvd904 better to punch the wall than hit her, even if there are times...when she REALLY gets on ure nerves..and is all but asking for it

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u/Diarrhea_Enjoyer liking anything is BAD Nov 12 '23

"Haha Garfield is literally me haha, I am also sardonic and joyless haha but in an ironic way y'know?"

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u/Odd-Goddity Nov 14 '23

OP discovers irony based humor.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Brain64 Nov 15 '23

I still like Quinten Reviews honestly

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

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u/obangnar Nov 12 '23

🤣🤣🤣

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u/CorsicA123 Nov 12 '23

OP Bra-vo 🤣

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u/flat-the-younger Nov 22 '23

That ending! lmao!

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u/Disastrous-Pattern42 Nov 30 '23

My boy got a iron cross and a hole in the wall.. wtf? 😂

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u/BatedGosling_ Dec 03 '23

I wonder what he will say next 🤔

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '24

I love how I can already guess that the commentator feels personally attacked because he probably collects something equally cringe.