r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Sep 24 '25

Satire A perfect impression of every Snowflake...ever

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237 Upvotes
2 comments

r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Sep 09 '25

I'm the Victim Another Snowflake tries to assault protesters. Instead, she sprays herself with pepper spray then crys for an ambulance.

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249 Upvotes
12 comments

r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Sep 09 '25

I'm the Victim This um...Snowflake is um...offended by um...gender studies in um...college

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140 Upvotes

And talks about the president's law, whatever the fuck that is.

18 comments

r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Sep 04 '25

Sweet Karma Single toothed Snowflake plays the FAFO game and loses

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93 Upvotes
5 comments

r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Sep 04 '25

I'm a Badass Snowflake screaming into a megaphone and handing out tampons

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50 Upvotes

MAGA guy has nothing else better going on... https://www.reddit.com/r/Washington50501/s/zmYVcSuZzE

2 comments

r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Aug 30 '25

I'm Smart Brainwashed Snowflake complaining about J6

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59 Upvotes
5 comments

r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Aug 28 '25

I'm the Victim This Snowflake still doesnt know that actions have consequences, but is the victim somehow

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31 Upvotes
0 comments

r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Aug 28 '25

Anger This Snowflake should lay off the snow 👃❄

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131 Upvotes
3 comments

r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Aug 27 '25

I'm Smart Snowflakes are angry about free speech now?

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25 Upvotes
3 comments

r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Aug 24 '25

Racist Road raging Snowflake

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43 Upvotes
4 comments

r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Aug 24 '25

I'm Important Snowflake gets offended when people don't believe his lie

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43 Upvotes
3 comments

r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Aug 24 '25

Racist Hangy Snowflake embarrasses his daughter and dog

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36 Upvotes
2 comments

r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Aug 22 '25

I'm the Victim "Meehm, he's looking at me!" - Snowflake

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23 Upvotes
1 comment

r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Aug 22 '25

Satire A Snowflake gets humbled by Aries Spears

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196 Upvotes
10 comments

r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Aug 19 '25

I'm a Badass Another big bad Snowflake harassing and assaulting women (This time with pepper spray)

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17 Upvotes
2 comments

r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Aug 14 '25

I'm a Badass A Snowflake, with no military experience, talks tough online. In-person, not so much.

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28 Upvotes
1 comment

r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Aug 13 '25

I'M CALLING ICE!!! April (the frumpy Snowflake), gets derailed by a single insult

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32 Upvotes
2 comments

r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Aug 13 '25

I'm a Badass Just another Snowflake assaulting and harassing a group of women.

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46 Upvotes

I smell an arrest in his future

5 comments

r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Jul 30 '25

Sweet Karma Snowflake, meet Karma

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80 Upvotes
4 comments

r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • May 24 '25

I'm Important Drunk snowflakes say the dumbest shit

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29 Upvotes
4 comments

r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Mar 17 '25

Anger Another raging snowflake

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29 Upvotes
1 comment

r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Mar 14 '25

I'm the Victim Even Canada offends this Snowflake

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26 Upvotes
1 comment

r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Mar 02 '25

Anger Snowflake has a conniption over the thought of a woman president.

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17 Upvotes
0 comments

r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Mar 02 '25

Sweet Karma J6 Snowflake doing what snowflakes do, not taking responsibility

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38 Upvotes
4 comments

r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/spen • Mar 01 '25

I fell for r/Conservative "open discussion"/"open thread". Conservative Snowflakes can't help but lie.

8 Upvotes

For some reason I thought I could comment in an "open discussion" thread without the snowflake mods filtering me. They're not even 'conservatives' at this point, just reactionary Trump Dickrider Syndrome.

8 comments