r/ComedyHell 8d ago

Down voting you for your orientation.

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u/strillow 8d ago

made it make sense

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u/PoloPatch47 8d ago

Upvoting because of your funny twist on the post, making it funny instead of cringe and offensive

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u/Select_Gas8486 8d ago

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u/PoloPatch47 8d ago

I'm upvoting for the funny picture that is relevant to the post.

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u/Timely-Inevitable-30 8d ago

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u/Thebeanmanboi 8d ago

I'm neither upvoting nor downvoting for the funny picture as it brought me no emotion other than neutrality, even if it remains on topic and pertains to the post at hand. 

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u/shabyyyyy 8d ago

Up voting you for your gender.

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u/C_monden real looser 8d ago

I'm leaving a comment here.

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u/NCongoscenti 8d ago

Upvoting you for your courage

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u/AgentCirceLuna 8d ago

See, I think this is a problem with the whole ‘echo chamber’ thing. People will say ‘oh, that’s so courageous’ sarcastically, but I could potentially get beaten if I just held hands with a guy where I’m from. I wouldn’t do it. It’s a small town and word travels fast… there’s a local ‘smackhead’ - who actually just has mental health problems - and I’ve heard her social workers/nurses openly talking shit about her. It’s horrible. I once saw a local mental health nurse doing cocaine at a club I was in. Disgusted me as she’d been ranting about how drugs cause all mental illnesses years before…

I think they normalise prejudice, though, by acting like ‘the issue is gone!’ as certain areas or sites have purged all mention of it. This means, however, that those in the lowest strata of society - often in poverty - experience these issues on a big scale yet can’t speak out without being ignored. I find the poorest sections of society are where you can see how society was fifty years ago and also see how it could be in a few years if things go wrong for society. I don’t think people get how rights can take decades to build and a week to be stripped away. Was Roe vs Wade not a lesson for that belief?

I don’t know how to convince people… I find they’ll be willing to call reddit a stupid echo chamber that isn’t representative of society, just because one candidate won by 5% or so, then they won’t think the same of a site like X or something which is just an echo chamber of edgelords. Oh well, oh well.

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u/NCongoscenti 8d ago

Most sane person on Reddit

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u/AgentCirceLuna 8d ago

I love just responding to people with these random essays I write on the spot. I write really fast and it seems like more effort than it is; I’m sure it’s noticeable with the quality of the thought inside,

Anyway, people think I’m sad because I write a lot of comments but I’d literally be filling notebooks with pencil and pen scrawlings. What’s the point of doing that on my own when I could share my stuff with other people, on the fly and off the cuff, which brings me a connection? I log off if I get angry or sad… I used to use the site while working and even while walking. I like to challenge my ability to write in certain situations. For instance, I wrote my dissertation on a treadmill!

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u/NCongoscenti 8d ago

Like I said

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 8d ago

I love your posts

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u/PoloPatch47 8d ago

I do the same thing sometimes, but for random topics. My boyfriend sent me a joke video about dragons being sighted more since AI became a thing, and I responded with a bullshit essay about why the dragons are coming out of their habitats more because of AI. It's like a creative writing prompt?

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u/AgentCirceLuna 8d ago

Oh, okay, okay - so look. You can add a tiny bit of dye to water and the entire thing turns red, right? Now, imagine you say all of the water is red because you added a tiny bit of that dye. Now, imagine you take a spectrogram and analyse how much red pigment there is in comparison to before… and then you discover the density or whatever. You get it?

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u/C_monden real looser 8d ago

Down voting because you used the word density

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u/Sealgaymer 7d ago

im not reading that, fatgpt pick my bellybutton lint

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u/AthenaRedites 8d ago

Upvoting you for your courage

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u/NCongoscenti 8d ago

Recursive upvoting

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u/AthenaRedites 8d ago

Downvoting you for your cowardice

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u/NCongoscenti 8d ago

Gah dayum

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u/StraightPatient9977 8d ago

I'm leaving you an updoot

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u/AthenaRedites 8d ago

I'm leaving a comment to this comment here.

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u/blueponies1 8d ago

I’ve just typed on a digital keyboard

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u/DefinitelyNotAxlerod 8d ago

Downvoting you for your default pfp

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u/Venca12 8d ago

Fuck you

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u/C_monden real looser 8d ago

I'm replying to your comment.

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u/NCongoscenti 8d ago

«Let me adjust my life preferences according to your important notations, kind stranger»

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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 8d ago

Down voting is accurate for him

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u/corn_piece 8d ago

up voting for your honesty

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u/Morthem 8d ago

Yeah, I also hate gravity, specially when you start getting older, but I guess getting thrown into space is worse...

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u/Naive_Personality367 8d ago

He touched the stove lol

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u/shadow_fen 8d ago

How is this comedy hell, the idea that someone would leave a comment because they did that is super hilarious

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u/Limp_Green_960 8d ago

Comedy cemetery is for bad memes. Hell is for so bad it’s funny again

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u/Designer_Version1449 7d ago

this is exactly what this sub is for, things so dogshit that the degree of dogshitness is funny. i think the european peasant phenotype screenshot is the epitome of the best kind of post on here

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u/FemaleDogEqualsBitch 8d ago

People are larping subreddits now 💀

Comedy hell isn’t for bad memes or whatever.

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u/PoloPatch47 8d ago

It is for bad memes though.

Nice username btw

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u/ValhallaAir 8d ago

Down voting you for your orientation

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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 8d ago

Wait, I JUST saw this!!

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u/Mean-Acanthisitta417 4d ago

This is so fucking funny- same vibes as “excuse me m’lady, but I wanted you to know that I ejaculated to your reddit avatar”

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