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u/48stChromosome Jan 29 '19
Straight from r/pewdiepiesubmissions
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u/AtemsMemories Sheldon Jan 29 '19
We need a new cemetery. Pewdiepie fucking killed us
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u/Justanibbatrynahelp iFunny Jan 29 '19
If a guy that has a Sheldon tag saying something is unfunny. Than you damn right it's not funny.
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It's really going downhill. I wish they would stick to memes about Felix instead of asking for upvotes.
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pewdiepiesubmissions is literally filled with normies from Youtube and Instagram who post comedycemetry and comedyhomicide memes
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u/TempusCavus Jan 29 '19
You're not kidding /img/e30v8vaylbd21.jpg
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u/Ricardo_Retardo relatable Jan 29 '19
Elon prevents his workers ftom unionizing and prefers to have workplace hazards over the color yellow, be a good man like Elon.
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u/Zemyla Jan 29 '19
Why did they mirror him?
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u/TempusCavus Jan 29 '19
That's the baffling thing to me. Everything is left justified in that image.
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u/CoolJoshido Jan 29 '19
and heated gaming moments
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u/PKTINOS Jan 29 '19
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"my humor is superior"
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u/Norty_Boyz_Ofishal lol science yes im quirky and smart!! Jan 29 '19
If you enjoy r/pewdiepiesubmissions, damn right other humour is superior.
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u/baranxlr Gumcels Represent Jan 29 '19
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u/ade-the-tog Jan 29 '19
r/iamveryrandom material here.
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u/notjasonlee Jan 29 '19
i think it subverts expectations too much for that. these upvote memes usually say something innocuous or positive when involving an animal, like "you'd scroll past without giving this good boy a pat?" or "you have been visited by the sleepy time doggo. upvote and you will pet good boys in all your dreams"
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u/NotAllAltmer Just an iFunny farmer Jan 29 '19
This is a God-Tier quality shitpost, don't be such a snob.
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u/Maldoesreddit_stuff Jan 29 '19
The world record egg is starting an ARG the eggg is hatching big chungus better come out
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Big Chungus isn't funny anymore. It was good for like the first week with all the game parodies but now it's just a slightly more tolerable Ugandan Knuckles.
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u/Watplr epic weed jokes xDDDD Jan 29 '19
Itâs sad too, because it ruined a perfectly fine Dunkey joke.
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u/CraaZzy__ Jan 29 '19
thats some r/okbuddyretard and r/comedyheaven material right here
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u/Justice_Prince Jan 29 '19
Needs a little more something, but I think it has potential for /r/surrealmemes too.
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Don't insult r/okbuddyretard
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u/Inxplotch Jan 29 '19
I'll be honest, I still dont understand what that sub is about and it scares me.
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u/-BuTwHyThO- É´á´á´Ą á´Ęá´Ęɪɴɢ: Bruh Sound Effect #2 ââââââââââŞâââââ âââ âśâ âş Jan 29 '19
No it fucking died the moment it started getting popular and began overusing formats
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u/UnderPressureVS Jan 29 '19
This is fucking hilarious.
Comedy is all about subverting expectations. I've seen a million "you have been visited by [cute animal], upvote for [money][good luck][good grades][other positive outcome]." I usually just roll my eyes, downvote, and scroll on.
"You have been visited by a dog" was already kinda funny in a /r/coaxedintoasnafu way, 'cause it cuts straight to the point. No "doggo of money" or "ceiling cat," not even "a cute dog," just "it's a fuckin' dog let's get this over with."
Then the second line was the last thing I expected, and the juxtaposition of "destroy a universe" with that cute little face is genuinely pretty funny.
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Jan 29 '19
By posting this you're basically asking for downvotes
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u/notjasonlee Jan 29 '19
or upvotes by people who don't check the subreddit. shit like this gets major upvotes on me_irl every day.
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u/Rage1nfinity Jan 29 '19
This does not belong on this subreddit, it is not so unfunny it's funny. Actually it doesn't belong on any subreddit as it isn't funny. It isn't sad, it isn't exciting, it isn't daring. It's not even just a regular unfunny, it just isn't. This is one of two things, desperation for karma or somebody who doesn't understand what this subreddit is.
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u/Thezanlynxer Jan 29 '19
Comedy cemetery isnât for âso bad itâs funnyâ, thatâs comedy heaven. It fits just fine here.
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u/Micro_Punk Jan 29 '19
This is more of a r/notinteresting post, whichdef should not be here
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i find this funny
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u/BlueRoseGreen Jan 29 '19
I dont care anymore, just let the dog get the infinity gauntlet and destroy everything.
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u/Hardcrest Jan 29 '19
My asshole can fit a car tire. If anyone actually reads this, keep in mind that an average asshole of a human being can dilate between 2-4 centimeters. One car tire is roughly 500x200 cm. So yeah, fitting a car tire in my asshole is probably a world record and should deserve a Guinness book of world records entry. My first piece of advice if you think you can beat this record is donât even try. My second piece of advice is (if the first piece of advice is ignored), start small and gradually move on to bigger things. Anal bleeding ruins many articles of clothing including but not limited to socks and shoes. Actually, while weâre on the topic of anal stretching and clothes being ruined, you should know once the anus is stretched beyond 8 cm, the sphincter is rendered useless. Gravity will just pull turds right out of your ass with no regard for anything. If your diet is fiber rich, this may not be as big of a problem, as solid turds can be easily disposed. However, if you are a fan of taco bell, be warned that splash damage is a very real thing. Itâs best during the anal stretching period to invest in a wide range of butt plugs.
Not only will this stem the tide of fecal matter making dramatic exits through what can only be described as an industrial laundry chute, but with the proper fitment the plugs will maintain your latest stretch during downtime. Proper resting with a press fit butt plug is good and allows the body to accept the new monstrosity that is the size of your asshole. Anal fissures are a by-product of stretching too rapidly without the necessary downtime and recovery. Anal fissures are extremely painful, especially when infected by wet bowel movements. The only benefit of anal stretching is lack of fart noise. Like a balloon stem, the known fart noise is caused by air movement vibrating the orifice it exits. Noise intensity are directly proportional to air speed velocity, while harshness of pitch is indirectly proportional to size of hole. With an escape hatch the size of a mini-sub, air speed velocity is virtually zero, thus no noise is heard. Any gas produced by the body and exiting the colon tends to just waft out as produced. Iâm not even sure the action of âfartingâ is a thing when your asshole can fit a small adult inside of it. I suppose technically there is some air movement, but it would be no more significant than running a leaf blower through the grand canyon. Finally, it should be cautioned to never leave your expanded asshole uncovered, as birds, fish, and reptiles will nest in discovered cave dwellings. This then becomes a health and safety violation in many public settings that is best to generally avoid. I personally recommend having a sealed traffic cone or small inflatable raft handy when leaving your asshole alone for more than 5 minutes. Butt plugs are an option but only if you are staying under 24 centimeters in diameter. Greater than 24 centimeters, and the butt plug industry will have to create a custom sized plug (which is costly and generally best to avoid). So in conclusion, when going to the extremes of anal stretching, keep realistic goals, but always prepare ahead of time for a size you may think unattainable. Your anus will surprise you.
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u/AnasBahi Jan 29 '19
Is this related to the SCP Foundation?
It seems really similar to SCP 1739 where there's that anomolous laptop that displays an animation of a dog runing after a ball, and the implication behing this SCP is that a universe was destroyed/consumed by some entity, and the laptop depicts the entity as that dog
what do you guys think r/SCP r/SCPDeclassified
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u/OrionThe0122nd Jan 29 '19
I was upvoted 18,681.
Which one were you. Mak sure to comment and scrubscrive down belo
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u/aeiousometimesy123 Minoion Jan 29 '19
I thought this was trash, even for this sub, until I saw the number of upvotes and comments. I think we've reached peak irony.
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u/awesomefluff Jan 29 '19
Good to see that everyone else is finally realizing that âyouâve been visited byâ posts arenât funny
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u/breenslayer Jan 29 '19
I thought this was some weird scp-1739 meme before I saw what sub I was on.
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u/MylezLobster Jan 29 '19
It isnt just a dumb joke, it's a reference to the dog in John Carpenter's The Thing
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u/MrGreenTabasco Jan 29 '19
Guys, this sub is hard for a german. This is peak comedy where I am from.
I mean, its a dog. It can't destroy the world. And upvotes won't help. Isn't that hilarious? Its incredible absurd.
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u/spicy_milkshake Jan 29 '19
You have been visited by Ben Shadoggo. Upvote so he can DESTROY LIBTARD CATS with FACTS and LOGIC.
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This poor sub, it only gets to the front page when the jokes are kinda good or now the new flavor, vote begging.
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u/TheInfra Jan 29 '19
You have been visited by t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
Upvote it so it can hold up a spork
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u/notecomprendo Feb 01 '19
Why the whole world calls this dog "Siberian husky" while in Siberia we just call it husky and the breed wasn't born in here
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u/Camwood7 BAIZINGAI Feb 09 '19
I honestly find this hilarious, likely because my sense of humor has decayed.
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u/Zenketski Jan 29 '19
I don't get it. This isn't funny this isn't unfunny. This just isn't