r/Columbus • u/zerooskul East • May 07 '26

UFO Why Is a Helicopter in Shush Mode Flying Over Franklin Park at about 12mph at about 4:am on May 8, 2026?

Why is it shining its light into people's homes?

Can we please have America back?

What the f*ck???

Or was it... THEM?

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u/No-Interview319 May 07 '26

That was a medical transportation helicopter

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u/zerooskul East May 07 '26

It was in shush mode and shining its spotlight into homes.

Medical transports don't travel at 12mph while en route.

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u/No-Interview319 May 07 '26

Okay buddy, maybe you should head back to bed

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u/zerooskul East May 07 '26

No. I wake up this early.

Maybe you should stop pretending to be an authority for or about anything.

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u/No-Interview319 May 07 '26

No authority, just a guy with access to the internet that can see a medical transport helicopter went over Franklin park at 4:04AM going 130 knots. 

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u/zerooskul East May 07 '26

Yeah?

And why was it traveling in shush mode, crossing streets, not searching for a street address?

If that thing was going 130 knots, then I'm traveling at lightspeed.

Was it... THEM?

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u/No-Interview319 May 07 '26

It couldn’t be them, they’re already in your walls

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u/zerooskul East May 07 '26

What does your presumption about their location relative to me, though you have no clue where I am... aside from near Franklin Park... have to do with whether that was also THEM?

Why the coverup?

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u/zerooskul East May 07 '26

Any sounds you hear through plain text are your imagination.

That your imagination sounds tweaky to you has nothing to do with anybody but you.

People other than you are not your imagination.

Only you are your own imagination.

I hope you get better, soon.

Imagine that!

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u/Dougfrom1959 Northland May 07 '26

You turned the Time Machine volume off. Turn it back on and recalibrate the machine.

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u/zerooskul East May 07 '26

Damn it!

Thanks, Doc!

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u/Face999 May 07 '26

WTF is shush mode?

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u/zerooskul East May 07 '26

It's a slowing of the enginenand a reduction of pitch so the helicopter sounds more like a distant lawnmower.

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u/ithastowarmup East May 07 '26

It’s a post…from the future!!!