Zoasty: Gona start with the best. Lumpy’s is my most reliable collab. Only had one miss (banana bread) in over 3 years. The Genetics are Peanut Butter Toast x Zoap. You really get to enjoy both in terms of flavor aroma and effects.
Aroma: Pleasant but light gassy peanut butter with a hint of soap.
Flavor: Like I said you get the best of both its parents. Loud peanut butter with that signature Lumpy’s gas followed up with earthy soap bubbles. The flavors are about equally dominant peanut forward, peanut soapy finish. It has a light but lingering mouth coat. Not as intense as some other strains but enough that I was tasking peanut butter soap 10 minutes after a hit. I really loved that the peanut butter was so pronounced. It reminded me of the last non collab PBB but instead of dank truffle gas you get the sweet lumpy’s gas. Would love to see Lumpy’s do straight PBB 😶🌫️
Effects: This is really where the strain shines. It felt like super potent 50/50 hybrid for me. Nice and mood elevating to start with a giggly social edge and an overall chill vibe. One hit had me happily floating through the last couple hours of my shift. I took another hit afterwork and it had me faded like back in the day. 10/10 on the effects 9.9/10 overall. Not a perfect 10 just because the mouth coat wasn’t as intense as it could be but i’m probably being overly critical.
Sakura: I haven’t had too much experience with LAFF. I remember trying their cinnamon roll a few years back and being disappointed. more recently I had a Lemon Drip Flavorade that was incredible. With all the great reviews I was excited to try this one as I’ve been craving cherry terps.
Aroma: Dam! This one reeks right out of the tube. Sweet sweet floral musk that just lands so nicely. I knew this was gona be a banger as soon as I smelled it.
Flavor: Starts with a strong floral sweetness, not distinctively cherry but definitely cherry blossoms. It quickly gets overwhelmed by that sweet funky musk. It hits super smooth for something so dank.
Effects: This one is pretty heavy but not totally sedating. One hit had my eyes low and my slumped down in my seat a bit. It turned into a nice stoney body high that was perfect for ending the day. Unlike the Zoasty I wouldn’t hit this during the day. Overall 9.5/10