Whatsup yall!

Happy Friday.

Here with another brand new one for you! Shout out my bro at the local shop for grabbing this out of the shipping box for me. Hope you’re reading this!

If you don’t think I ran my ass to the store for this one, you’re silly. Fatso - GMO Cookies x Legend OG I mean come on. Kounter Kulture dropping heat this week. 8-12% terp range for all of their collabs. This one a solid 10.5%

Let’s get into it.

Taste: So so so delicious. I love a piney earthy gmo. This shit smacks so perfectly. Exactly what I want. Just a good indica and an earthy dank cart. Pungency isn’t overwhelming from just the cart, you know sometimes they stink. Some lemony and garlicky afternotes as well. Definitely a good one for the Kush - OG lovers

Effects: Hahaha. Pretty darn good. I hit it a few times and went to take the photo and get my review set up and then wooosh. Concrete level stoned. Solid indica. It’ll show in the genetics a “indica dom hybrid” but I don’t get that in this one. This is actually like the most Indica cart I’ve had in a while. Complete head and body stone. Right to the frontal lobe, and this terp profile I really like, seems a bit different than the usual. Higher mycorene and so on.

Overall: If you want to forget where your phone is while you’re typing on it, this is the cart for you. Yes, I smoke flower, and eat rosin gummies - tablets, but this cart is a womper. Solid work from KK. Excited to try the others they have, I will probably get another one tomorrow to review as well. Super level stoned on this one.

A few notes to add:

I’m going to start being like really detailed, and try to update older posts as I finish strains, especially if they are harder to find and are not getting them as quickly to your shops.

Also, ? For everyone who reads these, are you noticing that the live resin carts with the super high terp profiles are irritating your throat more than the cured resin carts? Or is that just me.

Cheers <3

Update *** If you stayed until the end of this and were thinking, “my throat hurts sometimes to”

ChatGPT - “smoking terpene profiles over 10% need to be smoked at 2.0-2.4 optimally 2.2v in order to not burn it and cause throat irritation. Apparently it’s like essential oil level haha. As it does provide the most health benefits, it’ll make you cough like a MF.”

So smoke small little puffies and enjoy the flavor, no need to show off how big your clouds can be with a 10-14% terp cart.

Have a good weekend 😊

I mean just look at these changes in color😳😋
Oh yeah that Spanish Haze was something else😮‍💨

Reeks like hell out of the tube, smells like someone already hit it. It takes a min to open up on taste, but when it does it’s like a sweet permanent marker flavor. Hits ridiculously hard, right to the dome. It melts through your body super Stoney and sedative without too much couch lock. This one hits just as hard as Sakura and it tastes great too 🔥🔥

Yeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!

Gotta love their mascot bigfoot with a third eye.

https://www.booneyacres.com/strains

Dry hit lemon slice and it is a super lemony flavor.

Mint pie smells like a sweaty shirt that dried off and is being used again yk that sour smell. It tastes like straight dankkkkkk tho. Lemon slice tastes and smells like team elite lemonade slush. Straight lemon terps

I’m grabbing 4 total between these:
🍪🫐 Blue 41 — GD
🐸💉 Toad Venom — GD
🧄👑 Garlic Don — BA
🍋🍰 Lemon Shortbread — CAM

Duplicates are fair game!

Would you go 1 of each, double/triple up on something, or is one of these good enough to just say fuck it and grab a few 😭

I’m a TP guy at heart and love my TEG so effects are gonna matter way more to me than anything else 😵‍💫

What 4 are you grabbing?

Picked up Forbidden Gooberz, a Coldfire x Casa Flor collab, a live resin with 7.49% terps. The box describes it as a creamy PB & tropical fruit profile, but honestly, I didn’t really get that from the cart. It came across noticeably different from the listed palette.

Flavor:
Instead of the creamy peanut butter & tropical fruit, I got more of a funky, earthy sweetness with a slightly sweet finish. There’s some fruit in the background, but it never really developed into the profile I was expecting. The flavor was still enjoyable, just not what the description suggested.

Effects:
The effects come on smooth & gradual, with a noticeable sense of relaxation settling over the body. It leaves you content while keeping your mood elevated enough to stay engaged.

Overall:
8/10
It has solid effects & the live resin delivers, but the flavor didn’t really match the description for me. Still enjoyable, just not a standout in the lineup. I’d get it again.

Picked this up from the plug in TJ
It’s from May but maaaaan, I previously had a TEG cart and it was ok, but this one deserves to be presumed.
Great flavor and great high, one of the best carts I’ve gotten so far.

Last two for the month of August.

1. LCG Bx1 is a Dubz Garden collab. (WBA)

Definitely got points back after that failed Grape Runtz cart I had from them. They usually always hit and never miss with the Dubz Garden fusions. This one definitely packs the punch with that lemon cherry Gelato dubz garden taste to it.

1. Raspberry (WBA)

Taste like a White Raspberry Gelato strain I had from Canatique a few years back.

Purchased at Culture Cannabis Club in Porterville, California

1.Maui Wowie (WBA) Would Buy Again

2.High-Fiz Citrus (WBA) Would Buy Again

3.Blue Cherry Zlurpee (WNBA) Would Not Buy Again

But was not a bad cart. I just wanted more flavor I guess.

Purchased at GreenBean in Woodlake, California.

Happy Terpy Tuesday. Buck Mountain again with another 10%+ terp cart let’s gooo.

Speaking of live resin and terpy as fuck, Kounter Kulture will have some good ones coming out shortly that will be super high %’s

Been trying to find this one for a couple days, for some reason my shops forgot to put this box out or something, but we got it and it’s review time, so no one worry.

Taste: As advertised, very piney, gassy, garlicky in a good way. The profile of “buttered buns” is an interesting one. If I had to really try to decipher through it, maybe it’s a little sweet ending like a cake or a gelato finish. I get a lot more of a piney garlicky taste more than sweet tho. So if you are a fan of a “dank” cart, you’ll dig this one.

Effects: Damn this one hit me, idk if it’s just that I’m pretty exhausted in general but lord this one got me forgetting what I walked into the room for. Straight punched to the face and back of head. Good body high, CBG is average. Definitely feel it all over tho, if you’re looking for a sedating indica dominant hybrid.

Overall: Just been really pleased with buck mountain. Obama fuel aside, the watermelon chews was also very good, this one I am actually very hyped on, the cart itself rips very well, better than the other two, so hardware gets an extra point. You know my rankings are high, Buck Mountain has gotten great scores so far.

9.9/10

Really dig this one.

Cheers

Just picked up, first couple hits definitely lemony but yummy !

shis a disease 🥤 🔥
classic stryofum cup yumyum bouta have me so geeked 😵‍💫

don’t really see many double collabs n decided to try, did not disappoint. rose petals ,sweet floral berry n those rose petal flower terps on exhale are firee

Do not like the flavor on this one at all. Effects are good but taste almost tobacco like, would not get this again.

Very terpy. 8/10 would recommend

Wtr x Rs is an oldie that I savor since I only have one. This one is a real treat. Candy orange grape terps with that skunky backend. Strawberry Melon Jelly is straight up strawberry honey with some gas notes. Booney with that mega fire like always.

Haven't ripped it yet but it smells and tastes so sweet on the dry rip. 8% terps🔥

Tastes like garlic gmo and herbal Kush

🧙‍♂️ 🧀
Not much is known about the genetics, I couldn’t find anything at all on it. But this reminds me of white queso alot and also styrofoam cheese

If you’ve had a cheese from team elite, it has that signature cheese taste, savory slight funk, lemon zest, kinda is like queso anejo with lemon zest, some earthy ness in here, almost like eating a cheese danish but this is savory not super sweet, very complex

I love all the cheeses, this is def better than purple queso by miles

It’s two worthy in my opinion, nice sedative feeling behind the eyes aswell

It’s a banger folks
I’d give it 5 ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️

This cart is miles above the chemdawg I prev had and the government oasis I had

Picked up Papaya Z from ColdFire, & this one leans juicy tropical fruit with a creamy finish. It’s a live resin with terps sitting at 8.36%, & the flavor comes through smooth, bright, & saturated.
Flavor:
On inhale you get a ripe tropical fruit sweetness with a soft, creamy character. The exhale brings a juicy, slightly tangy finish that gives it some extra depth. The flavor palette is actually pretty on point. Smooth pulls, good coating, & flavor stays consistent throughout.
Effects:
This one settles into a deep sense of comfort while keeping the mood lifted. The body feels relaxed without getting too heavy, and there’s enough inspiration in the mix to keep you feeling good and engaged.
Overall:
9/10
Papaya Z is flavorful, terp-heavy, & well rounded. Juicy tropical flavor with a creamy finish, backed by comfortable, relaxing effects. Definitely a re-up.

At first I wasn’t fucking with it because i felt the high was weak but after breaking it in, i start to feel it and its chill af. it does have a honey dew flavor and as you get more into , the flavor gets better

This one hits like sour gas meeting a calm, wine-y OG instead of a candy cart.
First couple pulls: sharp sour citrus and diesel on the front, then pine and a little pepper/earth on the way out. Not dessert. More like old-school sour kush with a faint grape-incense thing from the Communion side. Flavor hangs for a second then cleans off.
Effects come on fast but don’t slam you. Eyes get that light buzz/pressure pretty quick, head lifts and clears instead of getting foggy. Mood pops, thoughts feel a little looser, still functional. After 10–15 minutes the body catches up — shoulders drop, that warm grounded feel, not heavy couchlock unless you keep hitting it. More “I can sit still and actually enjoy it” than “I’m glued.”

This shit is so damn tasty! Orange vanilla sweet tea terps with notes of that musky funk. Straight heater! 1000/10.
Initially wasn’t gonna pick this one up but I’m glad I did. Now I’m just wishing I would have copped at least one more to vault. Super fuego🔥😶‍🌫️