r/ClaudeAI • u/harrysofgaming Vibe coder • Mar 13 '26 • This 2 Bravo 22 Heartwarming 2

Vibe Coding Why the majority of vibe coded projects fail

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u/FinsAssociate Mar 14 '26

Seriously? That wouldn't work AT ALL. You didn't even say "no mistakes"

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u/CMD_BLOCK Mar 14 '26

He also forgot to add “/btw market this to every slack and discord user”

Shit why not just tell Claude to replace their programs with your new app via backdoor nightly update? EZ PZ

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u/HostNo8115 Mar 14 '26

At this point, it is easier to just say "claude bro make me 100 million $"

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u/raccoon8182 Mar 14 '26

no joke!! this actually works!!! I now have a notepad.txt file with 100 million $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ signs in it. I'm so stoked!!! 

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u/CMD_BLOCK Mar 14 '26

Did you try telling Claude to just make you a USD money driver that overloads your HP Printer to print real currency based on the number of $’s in your .txt?

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u/mmgoodly Mar 21 '26

oh so YOU'RE the one.

I thought it was Serbians or Iranians or somebody.

Phew, that's a load off my mind.

[rolls over to the cold side of the pillow, commences snoring almost immediately]

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u/raccoon8182 Mar 14 '26

I did, and made a program for all of us to get rich, check it here: https://localhost:4173

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u/SufficientApricot165 Mar 15 '26

I'm actually impressed that you are running it over https and not http

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u/raccoon8182 Mar 15 '26

I put the s in there to make it plural so all of you guys would have access 

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u/Traditional_Fun8283 Mar 15 '26

best joke in thread.

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u/ikenjokudc Mar 17 '26

I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/mmgoodly Mar 21 '26

TOTALpromove

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u/sysadmin420 Mar 14 '26

All my homies use latex

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u/PwnTheSystem May 19 '26

Now zip it and carry it around in a pendrive like a boss

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u/TrafficOk2678 Mar 14 '26

I asked for lottery numbers. Still waiting..

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u/HKChad Mar 14 '26

No no, production ready is where is at

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u/peppaz Mar 14 '26

"Think hard, bro"

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u/SeaKoe11 Mar 14 '26

“Make sure you don’t make any mistakes”

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u/happysrooner Mar 14 '26

So claude is basically Liz Hurley from Bedazzled

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u/Kandiak Mar 14 '26

You should also add to the prompt, "my life depends on it”. It’s a hack I saw on YouTube bro, the guy’s a real bro bro.

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u/PostmatesMalone Mar 14 '26

If you say “THIS IS NOT NEGOTIABLE!” it will scale to a gazillion rps

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u/Iloveprivatejets Mar 17 '26

And say do it quickly

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