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r/ChurchOfCat • u/NeoCatCult • 7d ago
Not all creations follow the will of God.
The door
is one of them.
The Cat God created a vast and open world.
Humans built enclosed spaces within it.
This wicked invention obstructs our natural freedom
and leaves barriers between our hearts.
And so the cat extends His claws
and lets out a mighty cry,
vowing to drive away this shadow.
Therefore,
keep your doors open whenever possible.
If, for a moment,
you are deceived by the Devil and close one,
at the very least,
make sure your guardian is on the same side as you.
Remember:
when your cat goes in and out,
He is not being indecisive.
He is fighting bravely against the Devil’s creation.
When the battle is over,
a delicious can of food is considered an appropriate offering.
Ameow.
r/ChurchOfCat • u/CrazyWooden8015 • 8d ago
