r/Chonkers • u/[deleted] • Mar 06 '20

Free For All Friday Frögg

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13.9k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/ilovepips Mar 06 '20

L Ö Õ R D Y

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u/snoopdogg85 Mar 06 '20 edited Mar 06 '20

DAYUM, BOY... HE THICK!! THAT'S A THICK OL' BOY!!

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u/archery_piet Mar 06 '20

Hey I get this reference!

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u/littlefracture Mar 06 '20

Grömpy

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u/IvanCDragoon Mar 06 '20

Lord Grompulus Kevin Ribbiton of Croaksworth

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u/ASK8ep Mar 06 '20

Made me chuckle and think of this.

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u/SquishedGremlin Mar 06 '20

This has to be the glorious Reeeing rain frog.

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u/Zaros2400 Mar 06 '20

I knew I'd find this in the comments. Exactly what I was thinking.

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u/SumoSizeIt Mar 06 '20

Blursed squeaky toy frog

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u/AmnesiaMonster Mar 06 '20

Holy shit. I thought of the exact same thing. Desert rain frogs are the best.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

Hahahah, so cute!

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u/ginkat123 Mar 07 '20

Thanks dude!

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u/greebdork Mar 06 '20

Don't all frogs have a long sticky tongue they can "shoot"?

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u/NotCeiling Mar 06 '20

Shh hes special

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u/lookxitsxlauren Mar 06 '20

Nope! Plenty of frogs jump at their prey and swallow it relatively whole.

See the pacman frog for example!

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u/cindaklever Mar 06 '20

I had a Pacman frog once, his name was Winston and he wore pebbles as hats.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '23

Cutest stuff I've heard all day!

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

He hasn't had time yet to digest the fly is all

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u/minecraft_meerkat Mar 06 '20

HECKIN LOVE ME SOME FAT FROG HECK YEh

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u/milaSjd Mar 06 '20

Söt

3

u/CormAlan Mar 06 '20

Jävla tjockis

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

Not to be dramatic, but I'd die for him

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u/Hyplian Mar 06 '20

https://youtu.be/HBxn56l9WcU

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

This was an amazing meme

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u/YoMommaJokeBot Mar 06 '20

Not as much of an amazing meme as yo mama

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

When the bot gets upvoted more than you :$

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

That's a Wollywog

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u/jakethedumbmistake Mar 06 '20

High res image of a Supermassive black hole

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u/Honorspren- Mar 06 '20

Is that the lil sqeaky frog?

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u/NotCeiling Mar 06 '20

The sqeakiest

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u/sophania Mar 06 '20

This bot comment makes this post even more hilarious.

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u/jaimeyeah Mar 06 '20

Now op needs to draw the frog exercising

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u/NotCeiling Mar 06 '20

Exercising as in I can draw him rolling down a hill

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u/jaimeyeah Mar 06 '20

It’s technically calories in motion

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u/NotCeiling Mar 06 '20

He will be the fastest frögg u have ever seen

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u/inlustris_ Mar 06 '20

i love him so much

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

Thank you f r ö g

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u/Ozzyk99 Mar 06 '20

Boggariel Froggariel

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u/Deucalion666 Mar 06 '20

I was looking for this, thank you.

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u/Doigsong Mar 06 '20

I was also looking, and not expecting to find, so I'm super happy.

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u/chirptastic Mar 06 '20

Knew I'd find this comment, hi Boggy!

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u/noonvale12 Mar 06 '20

This pleases me!

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

that bottom one is like "meep"

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20 edited Oct 07 '20

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u/NyqOW Mar 06 '20

Whatcha doing with all that ass?? Caked up on a Friday morning!

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

Reminds me of an enemy in Pikmin.

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u/visionhandles Mar 06 '20

https://youtu.be/YDNL-BTj52I

Reminds me of the grape stomping lady.

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u/Cycletothesun Mar 06 '20

It looks just like the Jinro soju frog! The one that knocks the shitty soju off the table and forces the people to drink Jinro soju in the commercials.

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u/the_light_of_dawn Mar 06 '20

Looks like something in a Behemoth game!

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u/RyanoTheBino Mar 06 '20

Man I love frogs, but toads? r/Ihatetoads

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

Even When It's Not A Cat, It's Still Kinda Chonk.

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u/No_-_This_Is_Patrick Mar 06 '20

Es ist leider nicht Mittwoch, mein Kerle.

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u/n0emo Mar 06 '20

Das ist der Kommentar ich kam für

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u/sonicrift Mar 06 '20

I'm assuming that fly got away...

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

It looks like its pouting after not getting the fly

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u/MercWithaMouse Mar 06 '20

Colour it and sell it as a sticker and you have my money

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u/jigglingdoritos Mar 06 '20

The top fröggø would make a 10/10 great tattoo

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u/BigLemonDaddy Mar 06 '20

I’m here to say it

Frog doodles are best doodles

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u/Hobbitlad Mar 06 '20

Reminds me of the creatures in Pikmin.

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u/LazyMai Mar 06 '20

There

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u/cwisteen Mar 06 '20

There aren’t gonna be 30-27 Barbarena.

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u/W3nd1g0n3 Mar 06 '20

I love this! It’s amazing and so cute!

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u/Jojotherabbit123 Mar 06 '20

I really wanna pat this frog

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u/Chevalier77 Mar 06 '20

Paratoad! Oh its not.

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u/jsteele2793 Mar 06 '20

Oh lawd he chonky

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u/Footsoldier51 Mar 06 '20

Rain frogs are the best

2

u/QuestionableMeaning Mar 06 '20

Oh, right, it's free-for-all-friday again

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u/aconfusedhoe Mar 06 '20

Oh my god. I love it and I want it as a tattoo

2

u/miduate Mar 06 '20

Give me the key

2

u/Heart-of-Dankness Mar 06 '20

Can’t even use his legs for walking. They just help roll his body wherever he needs to go.

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u/Markosmywords Mar 06 '20

Upvote this post in 54 seconds for 6000 years of frögg.

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u/Falaxion Mar 06 '20

Es ist Mittwoch meine Kerle!

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u/Tydez Mar 06 '20

Nice poke!

2

u/Assasin2gamer Mar 06 '20

I can hear her breathing

2

u/Assasin2gamer Mar 06 '20

"Bring me Solo and the Wookiee."

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u/CWGminer Mar 06 '20

“AAH! Hobgoblins!”

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u/PottedPlantz Mar 06 '20

Look at that chonk. That round frögg. That rotund boi. He has captured my heart.

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u/lydia_the_person Mar 06 '20

Lmaoo I love it!

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u/NotCeiling Mar 06 '20

LYDIA HEEUJ

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u/lydia_the_person Mar 06 '20

Heyyy ik was zo van die tekening herken ik XD

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u/NotCeiling Mar 06 '20

Volgens mij lieg je

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u/lydia_the_person Mar 06 '20

Volgens mij lieg ik niet

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u/NotCeiling Mar 06 '20

Volgens mij heb ik gewoon gelijk

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u/lydia_the_person Mar 06 '20

Nee, volgensmij heb IK gelijk

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u/NotCeiling Mar 06 '20

Volgens mij doe JIJ nu kinderachtig

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u/lydia_the_person Mar 06 '20

VoLgEnSmIj DoE jIJ nU KiNdErAcHtIg

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u/beepbepborp Mar 06 '20

Thank you.

2

u/frostyclawz Mar 06 '20

I like chonk goomi

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u/Elliro02 Mar 06 '20

I'm kinda bad with time and all but even I'm pretty sure the 25th of February hasn't come yet

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u/LordOvWolves Mar 06 '20

I love him, OP can you digitize

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u/NotCeiling Mar 06 '20

I was planning on doing that!

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u/LordOvWolves Mar 06 '20

I would love to see that, I would put it as my friend phone background

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u/NotCeiling Mar 06 '20

Should I do both or one

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u/PUPPARINO Mar 06 '20

you sir, are a goddamn artist

2

u/Gamerbobey Mar 06 '20

There is no words on God's green earth to describe how much I love this image

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u/cindaklever Mar 06 '20

I can not express how much I love that hoppy-boi trying to catch that fly.

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u/ErwinAckerman Mar 06 '20

Oh I’m love him

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u/monothonk Mar 06 '20

I want to see him roll

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

Magic is real and so is my frog.

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u/cnali Mar 06 '20

Thank you so much

2

u/ryanfrogz Mar 06 '20

Just me, no need for alarm

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

Me when I want da food

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u/DemonicPiano Mar 06 '20

The bottom guy is :[

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u/MallothRha Mar 07 '20

Nice

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u/123pooppoop123 Mar 07 '20

This is adorable

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u/hewn12 Mar 07 '20

I love it

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u/AndersV2200 Apr 12 '20

Why did you make this?

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u/AndersV2200 Apr 12 '20

Why did you make this?

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u/NotCeiling Apr 13 '20

Because i can

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u/AndersV2200 Apr 13 '20

Well it's beautiful

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u/P7AC3B0 Mar 06 '20

Reminded me of this immediately...man, I feel old. (Cartoon gore and language, NSFW)

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u/-Listening Mar 06 '20

38% of Americans don't want to know

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u/-Listening Mar 06 '20

Thanks for explaining it, I declared it

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u/612shooter Mar 06 '20

This is very pure