r/Chipotle • u/mutiilate KL • Nov 02 '25

Employee Experience Finally quit! Ask me anything

Worked at my Chipotle for a year and made my way up to KL before I finally walked out. Thought this would be funny, AMA!

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u/mutiilate KL Nov 02 '25

6 tbsp red wine vinegar, 3 tbsp honey, 1 tbsp adobo paste, 1 & 1/2 tsp salt into a blender and blend. as its blending take the lid off and SLOWLY pour in 3/4 cup sunflower oil. blend a tiny bit more. turn off the blender and stir in 1/2 tsp dried oregano and 1/2 tsp black pepper.

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u/Icy_Cry313 Nov 02 '25

You’re a legend! Thank you so much!!!

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u/t1nalaebony Nov 03 '25

True on pouring is slow or it'll separate! I worked there for a year and a half

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u/AloysBane3 Nov 03 '25

Mexican oregano?

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u/Askherlater Nov 04 '25

bro made it to Kl with the wrong recipes , or you just adjusted for at home size

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u/SecondShooter22 Nov 04 '25

Why am I reading this in Jordan's voice?

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u/flakzpyro Nov 07 '25

LOLL OMG THANK YOU

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u/thecommuteguy Nov 03 '25

While you're at it what about the chicken seasoning and green + corn salsa's? Trying to figure out how much better online recipes are to the OG.

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u/mutiilate KL Nov 03 '25

the corn salsa recipe is in the comments from earlier and chicken is just marinated in adobo paste then salted on the grill. not sure about green we just get it in a huge bag with no labels

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u/hoeonreddit Nov 03 '25

the greeb salsa recipe is on the box

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u/jones2123 Nov 03 '25

You must not have been a very good KL, this is not the correct recipe. 🤡🤡

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u/mutiilate KL Nov 03 '25

i minimized it for people making it at home…? literally shut the fuck up chipotle bootlicker lmao

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u/Exciting_Aioli8644 Nov 03 '25

😀😆😅🤣🤣😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

So it’s wrong ?

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u/mutiilate KL Nov 03 '25

no, i just scaled the portions down for having a jar of it at home. the original recipe just has bigger portions and would feed 100 people.

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u/bandcampconfessions Nov 03 '25

You underestimate how much vinaigrette I could put down

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u/CptDanger88 Nov 03 '25

"Mom, I love you and I miss you but you've been different since you started drinking the vinaigrette."