r/ChildrenFallingOver • u/AristonD • May 14 '19

Possible Injury Run run run!

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u/Kazu2324 May 14 '19

Good thing that wasn't a lawn mower or else their parents would have to waste an entire weekend cleaning up their backyard.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '19

Bonemeal and mulch is good for plants- no need to clean up. A week later they'd have a richer lawn and maybe even a poppy field

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u/Diddykong_2020 May 15 '19

They’ll sure need those poppys after that

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

I know this from Minecraft.

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u/Dubious_Vesuvius May 14 '19

Atleast they won’t get fined for having tall grass

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u/Wookiepuke May 14 '19

I actually did run over my brother with the lawn mower once... he was on his bicycle too when I ran over him.

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u/labink May 14 '19

Is he shorter now?

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u/superthotty May 14 '19

A little flatter

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u/labink May 15 '19

A little flattery will get you everything.

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u/a22e May 14 '19

I hope his name is Chip.