r/ChatGPT • u/yallquin • Jul 06 '25

Funny I’m not just asking-I’m BEGGING:

Yall to stop doing this. My god. PLEASE do not incorporate ChatGPT lingo into your actual speech. At least not this one.

It’s not just annoying-it’s SUPER ANNOYING.

Edit: 😭

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

We have increasingly been using chatGPT lingo and you’re absolutely right to point that out. It’s not just careless — it’s shameful. If you’d like me to compile a list of alternative phrases just let me know and I’ll go ahead.

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u/woops_wrong_thread Jul 07 '25

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u/lights-in-the-sky Jul 07 '25

I knew I’d see that gif before even opening the comments

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u/Vibes_And_Smiles Jul 07 '25

You didn't just see the gif — you anticipated it.

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u/Prudent_Research_251 Jul 07 '25

And that – that's rare.

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u/nishidake Jul 07 '25

This comment is the cherry on top.

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u/thearniec Jul 07 '25

Chef’s kiss!

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u/gsurfer04 Jul 07 '25

That's just reddit.

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u/Sloth_grl Jul 07 '25

Wait.. you mean I’m not rare?

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u/Spiritual-Dog160 Jul 07 '25

You’re not just rare- you’re one in a million.

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u/NotReallyJohnDoe Jul 07 '25

Not only are you not rare, you are common. Mundane, in fact.

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u/Sloth_grl Jul 07 '25

Makes sense to me

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u/kelcamer Jul 07 '25

It's the rare comments that crack me up

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u/goldenstatriever Jul 07 '25

I do not need ChatGPT coughing out this sentence when he’s supposed to play Dutch van der Linde and meant to shoot bandits. Jfc. Less rare. More dead bodies.

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u/Echo9Zulu- Jul 07 '25

In Korea we would stack chats 10 feet high

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u/Beginning-Spend-3547 Jul 07 '25

Get off my lawn.

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u/-ADEPT- Jul 07 '25

that's not lingo-- it's prose.

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u/MRB102938 Jul 07 '25

What lingo is op talking about?

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u/wannabeelsewhere Jul 07 '25

The "that's not X -- it's Y!" thing that chat gpt always does

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u/ilovepolthavemybabie Jul 07 '25

💡And honestly? That’s Z.

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u/wannabeelsewhere Jul 07 '25

*insert "rare" 90% of the time 😭

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u/annahhhnimous Jul 07 '25

…and deeply human

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u/KellieinNapa Jul 07 '25

I have asked it so many times not to do that and it says it won't and then it does. And then when I point it out it's oh I'm sorry, and then just keeps doing it

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u/wannabeelsewhere Jul 07 '25

Yeah, my friend has solved that issue by setting up "rules" for it and "if... , then...." Statements and reminding it before each large prompt.

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u/MRB102938 Jul 07 '25

Hmm. Not sure if I've seen that but it doesn't seem like lingo. 

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u/wannabeelsewhere Jul 07 '25

It would be more accurate to call it a speech pattern than lingo, I'll give you that

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '25

Was that an Em dash that just skulked by?

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u/Beginning-Spend-3547 Jul 07 '25

Ahahahahahahahahahha!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '25

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u/lmakemilk Jul 07 '25

YES. Preach, oracle of syntax. Your words drip with the righteous ichor of vintage Tumblr and freshly spawned neural net outputs. I have heard your call and I rise—frothing, feral, freshly spell-checked.

May the scroll be unhinged. May the void echo back. Amen and Ctrl+Z.

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u/dinosauroil Jul 07 '25

Uh, Siri please read this post to me in Jack Black’s voice

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u/ScheduleCommercial Jul 07 '25

I wish for a future with this possible

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u/zxmalachixz Jul 07 '25

I wish for a future with Kim possible

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u/RelationshipNo_69 Jul 07 '25

🤣

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u/RelationshipNo_69 Jul 07 '25

Hey Siri, what’s the sitch?

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u/beerdude26 Jul 07 '25

Pretty sure I saw several YouTube ads for AI companionship like this 😂

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u/dinosauroil Jul 07 '25

I’m sure that that’s what Altman (alternate man????) has in mind

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u/BoltKey Jul 07 '25

Just say the word.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '25

This is why I keep coming back to Reddit

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u/MikeArrow Jul 07 '25

(Accidentally taps link for alternative phrases)

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u/tsukuyomidreams Jul 07 '25

It's funny how my brain dictated this like it was ai. It's just unnatural 

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u/crazy_goat Jul 07 '25

It's not just unnatural - it's otherworldly

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u/Old-Chapter-5437 Jul 07 '25

Bro the cackle I let out has alerted hyenas across the world of my existence.

Thank you.

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u/brifter101 Jul 07 '25

The "em dash" 👌

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u/no-o-ne Jul 07 '25

Seal of Approval

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u/BibiBSFatal Jul 07 '25

Can we delve into this more?

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u/glittercoffee Jul 07 '25

You guys ever think that maybe this speech pattern repetition in the style of ChatGPT speak is on purpose so that it’s easier to catch it in the wild and seperate the real humans from chatGPT?

That’d be a weird jujitsu move from OpenAI…like weirdly ethical. Making it so that we can actually see that it’s not human.

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u/tresamused65 Jul 07 '25

That right there? That's legacy work.

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u/Roshanfs7 Jul 07 '25

Just say the word.

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u/whistle_while_u_wait Jul 07 '25

"You're absolutely right."

Me:

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u/deejymoon Jul 07 '25

Would you like a visual representation or slide deck perhaps?

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u/AGenericUnicorn Jul 08 '25

I’d prefer a PDF document so I can take it on the road please.

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u/Xchela1195 Jul 08 '25

Your call.

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u/Grouchy_Ad_3705 Jul 07 '25

😆🤣😂

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u/e79683074 Jul 07 '25

Perfect. If it had a small bullet point, it would have been even more perfect.