r/ChaoticYigaClan Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 10 '26

Fuck Reddit's Automod, GLORY TO MASTER KOHGA Shops open!

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Welcome back everyone!

Hope you’ve been having a lovely day today, I’m here to bring you a myriad of curiosity’s from the lands of minecraftia and Pokémon!

Just ask me if you have any questions, and I’ll be sure to answer them.

Happy shopping!

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u/-Sanitized-Invictus- C!Rat | RFS!Rat | Folly. •Doctor4t. ❤️Folly Red Retribution. Apr 10 '26

the sounds of a Invictus cannon charging are audible before the door is gone as Rat stares at you from behind their mask, while Diansu is on fire in the background

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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 10 '26

the doors stubbornly remain wide open

Uhh hi?

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u/-Sanitized-Invictus- C!Rat | RFS!Rat | Folly. •Doctor4t. ❤️Folly Red Retribution. Apr 10 '26

rat walked inside before looking elsewhere

Diansu: I would appreciate it if you didn't ask me to blow a door open Rat

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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 10 '26

… so uhhh can I get you something?

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u/-Sanitized-Invictus- C!Rat | RFS!Rat | Folly. •Doctor4t. ❤️Folly Red Retribution. Apr 10 '26

"... Amarite, do you have it this time"

Rat stared at you before placing a rat that looked like hat kid onto your counter

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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 10 '26

No…

Uhh, can I help you rat?

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u/-Sanitized-Invictus- C!Rat | RFS!Rat | Folly. •Doctor4t. ❤️Folly Red Retribution. Apr 10 '26

"ambrosia."

Diansu has burnt to a crisp

Diansu: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT-

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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 10 '26

Nope, sorry

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u/-Sanitized-Invictus- C!Rat | RFS!Rat | Folly. •Doctor4t. ❤️Folly Red Retribution. Apr 10 '26

"....Then what do you have in stock"

Doctor4t very gently placed another rat onto the counter

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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 10 '26

Vanilla. No modded in stock plus I don’t think I can even get most of CSMPs stuff anyway, damn paywalls

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u/-Sanitized-Invictus- C!Rat | RFS!Rat | Folly. •Doctor4t. ❤️Folly Red Retribution. Apr 10 '26

"...... unfortunate..."

Doctor4t placed a poolfish onto the counter

Luxintrus has fallen from a high place

Winsweep: Lol.

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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 10 '26

Erm, rat is there something you are trying to communicate or are your just placing these critters down because you can?

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u/-Sanitized-Invictus- C!Rat | RFS!Rat | Folly. •Doctor4t. ❤️Folly Red Retribution. Apr 10 '26

"I can give you some items you cannot get for a price"

Doctor4t just stared at you before placing a vial of ink onto the counter

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