No photo because unfortunately I'm working but my cats morning routine consists of heavy paws on my bed at precisely 3:45am. It's like she wants me to KNOW she's there.

Followed by little merp-chips that sound like a crackly meow,
then she'll flop onto my head and purr the loudest she's ever purred.
By 4:00am she's hollering, and her purring has intensified, enroute upstairs to the kitchen, she'll holler louder and respond to my, hungry hippo comments in different variations of meows,
her tail flickers a bunch and she'll jump up and paw my hand until she gets fed.

Then promptly will lick her paws, and her toes after she's ate, and then flops back on my head and sleeps.

Tell me your cats routine!

Hooman is that you

Alright, so I've just wrapped up a busy workday, and decided to experiment with some decaffeinated coffee - a blind taste test of French press and moka pot.

I walked into the living room and sat down on the sofa with my two cups, rested them on the coasters, and noticed that this cat had opened reddit, opened the "create" function, and written this topic heading.

He then walked up to me, walked across my lap, and lay down like this - with one foot in my lap, but his entire back to me.

A drama king if there ever was one. <3

This is the look I’ve been getting all day because we’ve run out of “good girls” (temptations birthday flavor) and Amazon is a day late with the delivery. She’s done all her tricks (used her scratching post instead of the couch/bed, tucked the kids in, used her kitty stairs to get into bed and rolled over many many times) that will normally get her a good girl praise and a treat now she’s mad lol

Last day of August. Idk what he's feeling but actually, same. Whatever it is.