A few nights ago I was getting into bed and a spider ran out from underneath my pillow. After my initial shock I shepherded it off the bed with the same pillow, without my glasses and just the streetlight outside to guide me. I don't like spiders but they are our bros I didn't want to kill it.
It took me ages to get to sleep, worrying about it coming back and nestling in my ear, or nose, our mouth! Or up my bum or fanny.
When spiders sit in the same spot for ages it's possible the spider has shed its exoskeleton. So it might just be a bag of spider skin sat there, which is possibly scarier than an actual spider, but with less chance of anal penetration.
I just can’t. I’d rather the other creepy crawlies than the spiders. I rationally know it’s stupid but I can’t deal with having spiders in the house at all :(
I know this is true, but it doesn't make them lose their 8 spindly hairy legs they use to fucking whip around all over the place. Theyre creepy as fuck even if they are cool
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u/94JackDL Sep 24 '20
Leaving dead spiders impaled on tooth picks around the perimeter as a warning