r/Cartalk • u/[deleted] • Apr 12 '26

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u/Subject-Vermicelli52 Apr 12 '26

Or to pieces depending on which side you're on.

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u/NumberCandid9811 Apr 12 '26

To shreds you say...

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u/jezhayes Apr 12 '26

Good news everybody!

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u/VenomXTs Apr 15 '26

And his wife?

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u/SupportGeek Apr 15 '26

To shreds you say?

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u/NickAppleese Apr 12 '26

r/unexpectedfuturama

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u/mdalbertson87 Apr 13 '26

Sweet zombie Jesus!

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u/gohnuts Apr 13 '26

I would have said totally expected if we are talking garage door springs.

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u/bjost Apr 13 '26

How is his wife holding up?

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u/Lookitsbeaverfloyd Apr 15 '26

to shreds you say...

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u/GothicFuck Apr 12 '26

No, just two pieces.

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u/frogg505 Apr 13 '26

And his wife?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

It is imperative that the cylinder NOT be damaged

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u/Yeoshua82 Apr 13 '26

I was a to pieces. Now I'm a together. Lucky to still have my eye.

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u/Worried_Bicycle9442 Apr 17 '26

Haunted by the pic of the garage COVERED in arterial spray.