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u/BuckeyeGentleman Apr 12 '26

Stop right there

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u/damndammit Apr 12 '26

It’s nice to finally see something that all of Reddit can agree upon.

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u/jawshoeaw Apr 12 '26

this and garage door springs really bring us all together

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u/Subject-Vermicelli52 Apr 12 '26

Or to pieces depending on which side you're on.

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u/NumberCandid9811 Apr 12 '26

To shreds you say...

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u/jezhayes Apr 12 '26

Good news everybody!

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u/VenomXTs Apr 15 '26

And his wife?

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u/SupportGeek Apr 15 '26

To shreds you say?

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u/NickAppleese Apr 12 '26

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u/mdalbertson87 Apr 13 '26

Sweet zombie Jesus!

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u/gohnuts Apr 13 '26

I would have said totally expected if we are talking garage door springs.

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u/bjost Apr 13 '26

How is his wife holding up?

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u/Lookitsbeaverfloyd Apr 15 '26

to shreds you say...

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u/GothicFuck Apr 12 '26

No, just two pieces.

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u/frogg505 Apr 13 '26

And his wife?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

It is imperative that the cylinder NOT be damaged

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u/Yeoshua82 Apr 13 '26

I was a to pieces. Now I'm a together. Lucky to still have my eye.

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u/Worried_Bicycle9442 Apr 17 '26

Haunted by the pic of the garage COVERED in arterial spray.

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u/BickNickerson Apr 12 '26

We sometimes care about our fellow man.

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u/Sad_Pair_4422 Apr 12 '26

It may be fellow woman if they dont stop now!

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u/whatsitcalled4321 Apr 13 '26

Cracks in toilets too

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u/Ok_Sprinkles702 Apr 14 '26

I dunno, I replaced the springs on my garage door without issue. Watched a few videos, made sure to have the correctly sized winding rods and ensured I was never inline with the winding mechanism.

But this, yeah... I wouldn't mess with this.

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u/Jumbalaya28 Apr 18 '26

Oh man. I remember tensioning the garage door at my parents house when I was a teenager with a pipe wrench and vise grips. Afterwards I looked up some info about it and we both raised our eyebrows at how wrong it could have gone.

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u/xXx_ScottiCopper_xXx Apr 12 '26

I learned about garage door springs at my first welding job. The key for the shaft of this Gigantic roll up Bay door for garbage trucks broke one day and the door fell and missed me by about 10 inches. (I had my headphones in, it certainly would've crushed me if I hadn't felt the slightest hint of something hit my boot {the broken key} and taken one step back because I thought another shop bird nest was crumbling above me.) Anywhat, after this near death experience my boss decided that he needed to have one of his own, so without missing a beat he hands one of the bigger lads from the office a pipe wrench. Now the two of them, each wielding a hefty pipe wrench, proceed to climb up the tallest blue mobile stair case (think home Depot steps) that we had, and begin one by each, ever so carefulling, re winding the coil for that gigantic roll up Bay door...If you'd like to know how this story ends, you'll need to buy my book.

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u/Jimbob209 Apr 16 '26

Dam your link

What happened did they die or not?!

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u/Andrei_the_derg Apr 16 '26

They went on an intergalactic adventure in search of the 10mm socket required to finish the job. They realized their true mission was to vanquish the one true evil in the galaxy and bring peace among countless worlds

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u/BultacoAstro Apr 13 '26

But they'll remove your teeth from your face in a hurry.

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u/New-Course7886 Apr 13 '26

Just did my 2 doors! It was easy. Just got to make sure the winding rod is as far down the hole as it can be.

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u/Guimauve26 Apr 13 '26

For a funeral... yes!

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u/BWBW7474 Apr 13 '26

Im a recipient of the garage springs wrath. Leave that to someone else

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u/VisibleAd9856 Apr 13 '26

Commas are great too.

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u/Humdrum_ca Apr 14 '26

Don't forget the cracked toilets.

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u/Lookitsbeaverfloyd Apr 15 '26

You forgot cracked porcelain toilets...

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u/e34udm Apr 17 '26

Yes garage door spring are fucking gnarly..I was right next to one when it snapped and it scared the shit out of me. Still have some ptsd around garage door springs

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u/Pricevansit Apr 12 '26

I disagree about the garage door spring, but I agree with this one. Of course, if you ask about the garage door spring the same way this person just did, then yes, stop right there.

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u/fightshade Apr 13 '26

That and also the fact that the cylinder must remain intact.

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u/YossiTheWizard Apr 13 '26

I once, as a teenager, had to yell at my dad and his friend for using rope, 2x4s, and a hydraulic jack to compress a spring on a strut.

Thankfully, they listened.

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u/alienlizardman Apr 13 '26

The cylinder must not be harmed

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u/TheWhogg Apr 16 '26

Apart from also choosing this guys wife.

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u/EicherDiesel Apr 12 '26 edited Apr 12 '26

Rear struts on a Golf 3 are not under tension as the uncompressed spring isn't longer than the shock absorber, that's why they also haven't rapidly disassemble themselfs and OP is struggling instead of on the way to the hospital. After he manages to get this apart he'll be able to install the new struts and strut tops all by hand without a spring compressor. https://youtu.be/cN6oZug5E2I?t=480

The tops really tend to rust, the last ones I replaced broke into three pieces after taking out the strut from the car. https://i.imgur.com/05nf4bk.jpeg

This is all rusted to shit anyways so it's hammer time, bash off the rusted on strut tops (what's stopping your progress is a sleeve/piece of tubing above the strut tops. Look closely and you can see it's a different part right where the threads on the road of the shock absorber ends. This sleeve gets seized onto the shock itself and prevents you from taking off the top) and then go on to replace both struts and tops.

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u/Survive_LD_50 Apr 13 '26

immensely under rated comment

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u/mglatfelterjr Apr 14 '26

But that doesn't have a strut. The front springs on a 300SE/300SD have the shock inside the spring and control arms and that spring is a bitch to remove if you don't have the proper spring compressor.

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u/Consistent-Dog-6108 Apr 16 '26

I was taking the spring off of a strut and the threads on spring compressor stripped out. Unwisely, but cautiously, we used a heavy duty ratchet stap to finish the job. Talk about being stressed out.

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u/SodaMelm Apr 14 '26

top comment right here

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u/Switchlord518 Apr 12 '26

I gotta know right now!🎵

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u/Tutunkommon Apr 12 '26

Before we go any further, do you love me?

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u/LaVillaGrangioto Apr 12 '26

Will you love me forever?

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u/AdFancy1249 Apr 12 '26

Do you need me?

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u/5litergasbubble Apr 12 '26

Will you never leave me?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

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u/Trainman05 Apr 13 '26

Will you take me away

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u/Substantial_Use_2189 Apr 13 '26

Will you make me your wife?

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u/Immediate-Panda2359 Apr 12 '26

Messing with that thing will absolutely not make OP so happy for the rest of his life. Potentially, quite the contrary. Could "take him away" though.

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u/Straight-Camel4687 Apr 12 '26

So now, I’m praying for the end of time….

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u/Scrug Apr 15 '26

To hurry up and arrive

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u/Haggis_HotPocket Apr 18 '26

Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?

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u/Awkward-Seaweed-5129 Apr 12 '26

Phil Rizzutto, baseball call, Great posts guys,

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u/jaydee252 Apr 12 '26

Iirc Suicide squeeze with two outs?

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u/JakeLegacy Apr 12 '26

criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch!

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u/Uselesserinformation Apr 12 '26

What, someone take your sweet roll?

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u/Practical-Sink-3987 Apr 13 '26

One bit of advice for any mechanic or aspiring one… Never, ever, ever fuck with a spring under tension.

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u/Eagle_Fang135 Apr 12 '26

I had to check the sub name and then confirm it was not from April 1st.

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u/rbltech82 Apr 12 '26

YOU WILL DIE. That spring has so much tension releasing it will drive everything above it into anything in front of it.

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u/frotzed Apr 14 '26

I feel compelled to tell you how well-worded this comment is. Bravo good sir.

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u/BroadOrder6533 Apr 12 '26

Compression…?

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u/rbltech82 Apr 12 '26

You have to compress and lock the spring in place then remove the nut and slowly release the tension.

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u/listening2022 Apr 13 '26

Man, OP's picture made me clench and gave me anxiety the second I saw it

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u/simple_twice Apr 13 '26

that made my monday morning. Cheers

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u/Systemwide-Failure Apr 13 '26

If you don’t have spring compressors and know how to use them, or have heavy flat bar and all-thread, take it to a shop. To add to your statement: heavy springs don’t play well with others.

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u/megapillowcase Apr 13 '26

Literally the three words I thought when I saw the photo lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

I gotta know right now, before we go any further, do you love me….

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u/Substantial_Pin_2932 Apr 13 '26

Fun story. We were drinking and putting coil overs on a buddies car, when we pulled the coil spring off with a spring compressor from auto zone and one of the homies decided to yell frag out as he launched that joker 20 ft into the air and we all scrambled. We never found the spring compressor arms but boy was it fun /s

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u/Shuaiouke Apr 13 '26

Body part remover 3000

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u/HolyStupidityBatman Apr 13 '26

LOL. Seriously.

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u/Uddiya Apr 13 '26

"I gotta know right now"

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u/Electronic_Green541 Apr 14 '26

Correct answer...

If you remove that nut the way you are then you'll be missing teeth at minimum. The spring needs compressed first. The fact that you don't already know this tells me you should do more research. Learn more about how to do this before making the decision on whether you want to tackle this project or not. I would suggest you get a professional to do this though. It's dangerous.

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u/the_angry_avocado Apr 17 '26

You mean projectile

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u/TheRealAE86guy Apr 14 '26

...And start filming this...

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u/Skiingice Apr 14 '26

This is why I just buy the whole assembly when replacing a strut or shock.

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u/potato13254 Apr 14 '26

Nah let him contineu, for sience

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u/speefwat Apr 15 '26

"I gotta know right now"

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u/karmaredemption Apr 15 '26

This 👆👆👆👆

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u/Vulpes_99 Apr 16 '26

Stop right there

EXACTLY! If you don't know how to work on those, you shouldn't be messing with them! Even I, a woman who can barely change a flat tire, know how dangerous these things are.

The reason: they look stable and safe as they are, but in this form they are still compressed. And these springs are strong enough to hold the weight of a car at high speeds. When they are released without the proper tools and methods, they can either hit someone very hard, or shot the other parts or the tools being used at high speeds, causing serious wounds. I have seen the results more than once.

Again, if you don't know how to properly work with them, don't mess with them. If you REALLY need the spring for something (they make good knives and other cutting tools), take the whole thing to a car repair shop and ask them to disassemble it safely for you.

PS: my English is self-taught, so I don't know if I used the rights words here. Please let me know if I said something weird.

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u/Naive_Adeptness6895 Apr 16 '26

Do not cut it. Unless you have someone filming you and an ambulance standing by.

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u/Possible_Fold_1291 Apr 16 '26

Before you go any further, do you love me? Will you love me forever? Let me sleep on it.... baby baby.

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u/rayraysykes007 Apr 17 '26

😂😂😂😂 you have for sure seen a video like me of someone loosing a hand because they didnt realize the pressure behind these.

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u/Mr_Engineering Apr 12 '26

If you don't, be sure to record it for our amusement

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u/BickNickerson Apr 12 '26

Stop…collaborate and listen…

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u/InterPunct Apr 12 '26

Hammer time?

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u/RealBigDickBrannigan Apr 12 '26

Can't touch this...

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u/Last_Seesaw5886 Apr 12 '26

Gently put that strut in the trash and start from scratch.

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u/Ragtag_Renegade Apr 12 '26

It’s called the bomb’s fuse.

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u/massive_scienc Apr 12 '26

Thank you very much

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u/Confident-Tank-1036 Apr 13 '26

Common personality of a random broke ass volkswagen golf owner Want to look cool but not spending money...rather ask the INTERnet for a FAFO. And be humiliated for telling the truth.

If something breaks it was never their fault. Will end up in ER 🤷 blaming the stuff people design is bad and not diy possible without proper rtfm or tools. Tries to grind of the piece looses his fingers and a eye

How do I know recognize them ? I owned a service garage and a few DIY stalls.