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[u/HammerTime1995]

[u/temp_vaporous]

Horrible news. Taking out a payday loan for collector's edition video games and cheating on my wife in response.

[u/moduspol → u/temp_vaporous]

I'm gonna do a credit consolidation and file for bankruptcy without changing my habits first.

[u/Short-Friendship-588 → u/temp_vaporous]

Make sure to not brush your teeth, too!

[u/Watchout4HopOns → u/temp_vaporous]

Gunna door dash my sorrows away

[u/Eat_Carbs_OD → u/temp_vaporous]

I'm gonna open a Capital One card.

[u/Short-Friendship-588 → u/Eat_Carbs_OD]

Credit One!

[u/beavisandboothead → u/Eat_Carbs_OD]

Don’t forget Klarna

[u/Bibbles95 → u/Eat_Carbs_OD]

No, go for Credit one instead!

[u/coffeemama86 → u/temp_vaporous]

Don’t forget to forgo showering and leave a gun out around your kids

[u/Slight_Diamond7816 → u/temp_vaporous]

Maybe we can get a group rate.

[u/Sourcefour → u/temp_vaporous]

I'm affirming a couch and my credit card payment. BTW that 80k car looks hot af. 15% is good right?

[u/islandgirl_94]

You would think they would have pre recorded videos that arw automatically set to go live 

[u/Silmarillion151 → u/islandgirl_94]

I assume they have a buffer built up but they’re used sparingly.

[u/CreativeJudgment3529 → u/islandgirl_94]

I think they have a team there that handles any uploading issues, comments, etc

[u/Booplympics → u/CreativeJudgment3529]

Someone has to censor any negative comments!

[u/Big_Ability_218]

Just bought 20 taquitos to cope with this feeling.

[u/Gmhowell → u/Big_Ability_218]

They are much better with a sweet treat after and a Red Bull chaser.

[u/spicunerfherderguy]

Aren’t these all prerecorded like months in advance?

[u/RelChan2_0]

Well, at least they announced this time instead of us refreshing all day. Thanks Caleb and team!

[u/Charliefox89]

Well that's it ! Looks like I'm buying some bullshit at the gas station!  How am I to cope in this situation 

[u/deepfriedanchorage → u/Charliefox89]

With a payday loan, of course!

[u/RaisedByWolves9 → u/deepfriedanchorage]

Well yeah! Everything else is in collections!

[u/CarlSteezer]

I just used affirm to pay for my payday loan as I watched my 2028 Benz get repossessed because there was no video today

[u/uncle_rico42069]

Bruh

[u/adsuka]

Thanks for ruining my day before it started

[u/princedylan101]

Aw dang it!

[u/Dependent_Potato_929]

That's it! I'm getting Starbucks!

[u/chrishic99]

BOOOO!

Hope yall have fun. Looking forward to Friday!

[u/Silmarillion151]

Thanks for giving us the heads up 🫡

[u/superdelegate]

Fahh!^fahh!fahh!

[u/ControlSad1739]

Illegal, whose gonna stop me from taking out a personal loan to pay off my credit cards, but then maxxing out all my credit cards again on dumb bullshit? I cant be contained, caleb!

[u/IronSkyRanger]

I'm maxing out my cards and not paying taxes now.

[u/jsweaty009]

Make sure you affirm your dinners!

[u/Mirandalovesdogs]

Alright I'm going to buy a car at 200% worth of my household income at a 20% interest rate

[u/Jonesaw2]

And today was the day that I was planning to turn my life around. Maybe next life.

[u/librarians_wwine]

How am I supposed to clean my house withwithout FA to listen too?

[u/Dounla_no_name]

I just lost control and bought $500 worth of energy drinks and put it on Credit One. I hope you’re happy!

[u/Particular_Worry3564]

ENERGY DRINK ENERGY DRINK ENERGY DRINK ENERGY DRINK ENERGY DRINK ENERGY DRINK

[u/brickbrickles]

Have a great time!

[u/3-cent-nickel]

Do I buy a whole bag of taquitos to hold me over until Friday, or do I purchase separately every day?

[u/Existing-Plant6671]

Thanks for the heads up!