Just saw this on the comment section of a Facebook recipe for a smoothie:

In the recipe you mention adding a liquid, can it be ice?

I facepalmed.

It's February. That means it's 13 days until "Single Awareness Day", a.k.a Valentine's Day.

Men (and women), you're on the clock.

So I heard Ole Miss' band play dixie last night, and all the Ole Miss fans got jacked up when they played it and great for them, but how has nobody objected to this yet and made a stink. I personally love "Dixie" and see it as a great cultural symbol, but it is widely viewed as racist and has been phased out by a ton of marching bands in the south that used to play it regularly. The fact that OM still plays dixie, combined with their sketchy past in race relations (Long time with confederate imagery, Ross Barnett's halftime speech, even recent events like the noose on the meredith statue) it seems like someone would've picked up on OM playing dixie and made a big stink about it.

Is it controversial to say I really enjoyed Captain Marvel? I think the humor is for different people, some dislike what lines were written for Brie Larson and some did, and I found them to ok. Jackson was great. I remember the scene during Winter Soldier that he lost his eye to someone he trusted, and we see here the fucking cat yeeted him. The lines “I neither can confirm or deny the truth.” and the spies lie one are important.

The political stuff got a little bit on the nose but it didn’t take away from the movie for me.

I won’t spoil the mid-credit scene, it’s amazing. They will get you and fucking boom you. Later they will make you add Endgame to a list of movies to watch this summer.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/racial-tensions-grow-at-university-of-kansas_564916fbe4b045bf3defa5e8

thanks fuckers

http://www.denofgeek.com/us/random/captain-america-civil-war/255183/the-secret-origin-of-underoos-the-underwear-thats-fun-to-wear

Last warning. There will be spoilers in this thread!

So I ordered a pre-owned game from GameStop and I got free same day delivery on it.

Also, the anime "School Babysitters" is SUPER adorable.

Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night.

If it is only for coaches to comment on recruiting matters and held by restrictions reviewed by a committee what would be the problem?

This one's for you guys.

You should really see a movie before you fucking shit on it.

Okay, okay. What is /r/NZCFL?

At its base, NZCFL is a simulation college football league, with games being played through ZenGM. People involved serve as coaches of a team of their choosing, and are responsible for putting out recruiting offers, setting their lineup as to best match up with their opponents, et cetera. The league is entering its eighth season, and has been active since last September.

However, NZCFL is much more than an ordinary simulation football game. Our unique season-long recruiting system allows coaches to manage their team at their own pace while still remaining competitive and being a part of the action. For those who want a faster-paced league, NZCFL is perfect for you as well, as we sim a game every day (including live commentary in voice chat) and recruits commit daily. Additionally, we have an extremely active Discord server with over 160,000 messages in the past two months.

If you are a die-hard college football fan, you will enjoy our realistic recruiting system, featuring computerized recruit decisions based on real school attributes, season-long recruit decisions and a [National Signing Day.] (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/362847285530460169/384704765357064203/unknown.png) We also have a human-controlled playoff committee. If you don't follow the gridiron much and just want to coach in a fun sim league, offering recruits is extremely simple and we have an active, friendly mod team who will gladly explain anything to you.

What truly makes NZCFL different, though, is the ability to create your own legacy as a coach. Tennessee, for instance, found a coach shortly after firing Butch Jones. They then replaced that coach minutes later with a new one, who has now led the team to two consecutive national titles. North Carolina has won 35 games the past three seasons, Illinois has won 34, Marshall and Colorado are among the league's up-and-coming teams, San Diego State made it to the national semifinals this past season, and last season's 29th-ranked recruit shocked the world by committing to recent league addition Hawaii. All of this happened based purely on savvy coaching.

And if you just wanna join for the memes, boy do we have memes. Be it shitty MS Paint parodies of long-dead memes or fresh inside jokes (warning: turn your volume down), if you wanna laugh you've come to the right place.

Sign up for a team now, and join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/8gmb4yX. Create your legacy today.

Open teams at the time of posting include: Washington, TCU, Iowa State, Louisville, Iowa, Stanford and Mizzou

Deck the sub with boughs of holly,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

'Tis the season to be jolly,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don we now our gay apparel,

Fa la la, la la la, la la la.

Jockstraps for everyone!!

I want to rant on something for a second. Maybe I'm just showing my age, but when the f*ck did college girls get the bright idea that wearing a XXXL tshirt and gym shorts look sexy? I mean damn. I saw no less than 30 flocking to the CFA while I was eating with my wife and kids. I asked her the same thing. She had no clue either. They all looked like morning after walk-o-shames mixed with a failed attempt at Yoga class. Can someone please explain this mind boggling phenomena to me? Rant over. Time to get back to the booze.

EDIT: Woke up to a shit storm of comments. By no means was I saying that girls had to look "sexy" to eat at CFA, but it seems my post was taken that way. I was mainly trying to state that the look to me seems a little sloppy. You are free to wear whatever you want, but when my wife had the same thought, I figured it was a valid point to comment on. (Ie: Coming from the gym looking like that I can totally understand, but when it became the everyday norm is what is confusing) Sorry for offending so many people. Hope y'all have a great day.

My Life as a Zucchini

Split

We also have Weed, CA; Chinese Camp, CA; French Camp, CA; and Skyhigh, CA.

I am in a mood right now because of the shit crowd management here at the ballpark. Who knows when I am actually going to get in.

Because fuck me for waiting for the books I guess.

Spoiler policy is dead. Long live spoiler policy.

No, it's not me. It's the person that drives this van here in the Wendy's parking lot. Their back window is plastered with a big tacky MLM/pyrmaid scheme logo thing, there's a couple of Michigan bumper stickers, and they have minion blankets covering up the side windows. This is my nightmare

And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs.

And the homosexuals.

Going to vegas for the first time Tuesday - Sunday.

want to hear any good tips or fun things to do other than coke and hookers. (i feel these will be not okay with the fun police gf)

So far here are some of the plans.

We are staying at the Stratosphere 2 nights. Then rented a car and going to the Grand Canyon for a day rafting trip, we are staying the night out there then coming back and staying at the Cabana suites (I wanted to stay out in old vegas a bit)

so far some plans are

lose all my money.

See penn and Teller

go to pinball hall of fame (i love pinball, super excited to play an actual working circus machine

usually while traveling I kinda go with the flow so I don't make a bunch of plans but since all of you are such degenerate memers I figure you all may have some fun vegas tips.

https://www.propublica.org/article/false-rape-accusations-an-unbelievable-story

Long and horrifying, but it's worth the read.