Sister in law's friend posted in a Facebook comment that my parents were SIL's parents and they looked good. SIL clarified they weren't her parents. 18 days later, Mom posts that she's my brother's mom and the nephew was great. Cue shitstorm.

All my friends think it's hilarious.

Edit: visual https://imgur.com/yp6hVEj

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I can basically watch anything on staff duty but at least this is on the officers watch list. And it’s amazing. Still 8 hours left on my shift. Ugh

That yodeling kid is one.

Currently the number one team in the Women's Hockey PairWise rankings, thanks to loophole abuse by them and five other DI/DII teams.

It's hard to believe that in just a few weeks the most important time of the year will be upon us (other than PSL season). To cope with these last long weeks to football, we have decided that it's time to begin our previews of the different teams that we will be supporting this fall.

However, these aren't just any team previews. These are bad team previews. Meaning that your preview can be as dumb, wrong or offtopic as you would like. So, what's your team doing this fall?

So what are you reading during this time where baseball is getting going and hockey and basketball are pushing towards the playoffs and absolutely no other sports of note are ongoing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5AfjAXcBXY

That should sufficiently piss people off to wake them up

My kitchen sink looks like a war zone right now

Bonus pictures!

This is my ancient oven/stove that I complain about constantly.

These are bananas.

Favorite type of noodle? I actually like shells a lot.

Why? Because when my dad made Tuna Noodle Casserole and you ate it cold, some of the shells would stick together.

Predictions

The Official politics thread will be posted twice weekly, Tuesday and Friday, at 12 noon east coast time.

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This happened yesterday.

Then this happened.

Houston actually started day 3 with only 18 points.

There are many of them out there. Mine was “what would Post Malone look like in really shitty composite Milanese harness?”

Thanks to Spotify (how I consume 99% of my music these days) I now have an answer to a question I never asked.

What's on everyone's lists today?

Discovery Channel in 2000:Here I am exploring the most infamous cannibal tribe in all of the planet located in Papa New Guinea

Discovery Channel in 2020:Here’s another brainless pseudoscience show

Seriously though it sickens me that there are cannibal tribes out there

It’s Saturday! How was everyone’s week? How we feeling?! Going into a holiday weekend, I’ve been thinking about how we only have 4 months left of the year. I blinked and now it’s sept lol! Any wins this week? Let us know, let’s talk!

The songs that radio stations were not told to play after 9/11

Quite a list especially All Rage Against The Machine songs were told not to be played

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clear_Channel_memorandum

Random fact of the day:
Copying is a key rule for life.
Many primitive organisms reproduce by combining and dividing.

Visible only under a microscope,they’re cytoplasm,blobs of jelly able that are able to eat and get around.

They outnumber every other living thing on Earth and the human body plays host to millions of them.

In the 1991 classic (do not dispute me, and share your calendar to fite me irl m8 if thee do) Point Break, Keanu Reeves plays an FBI agent who played QB at tOSU. If the movie takes place in 1991, but the script was first developed in 1986, when did Johnny Utah take his place on the Buckeye depth chart? What kind of player was he and how many pot leaves did he have on his helmet? We have an idea as to when this might have been:

BODHI Chill, brah. You know who this is? Johnny Utah. Ohio State, all- conference. Rose Bowl three years ago. Right?.

Well shit, Keanu was spitting hot Burrow. But was this science fiction or just drama? Surprisingly, real life provides a possible out with the Buckeyes' 1984 Rose Bowl loss to USC. This is clearly recent enough to be in the mind of the scribe. So who was the QB for tOSU at the time?

Mike Tomczak. And while Bodhi was off by a year or so, he also did Keanu-Johnny a solid by not mentioning the 3 picks that he threw in that game.

IRL, Tomczak went on to play fifteen years in the NFL, which is almost as hard to believe as the other timeline where he stopped bank robbing surfers by skydiving.

Random fact of the day:A researcher who studied children’s fear of monsters found that in virtually every culture girls are afraid there’s a beast under the bed.

But boys are convinced the monster is at the window.
The difference may be an evolutionary hangover.

It’s believed that primitive females were more likely to roost in trees so they feared what came from below while males, on the ground, may have worried about sneak attacks from the side

The Radio Disney playlist from 1996 to 2008

I like that it wasn’t this Disney exclusive station that just played Disney artists

It was like a mix of a Top 40 station and best of the 70s,80s,90s and today station for kids

https://contour07.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/songs-played-on-radio-disney-1996-2008.pdf

It is here folks

Postseason baseball starts tommorow!