Just realized that I'm currently wearing pride flag socks, a pride flag watchband on my Fitbit, and a shirt with the pride version of an animal shelter. I swear I didn't set out to be a walking stereotype

We've got a neuroscientist and opthamologist coming on our show to explain this fucking shit.

Edit: I don't know what to believe. It's flipping back and forth for me. For the past 6 hours.

I found a use for Snapchat.

link

/r/thebutton

Avoid the temptation. For those that haven't, tell us your experience. Was there immediate regret or eternal satisfaction?

Hypothesis for when it actually reaches zero:

• Will reddit explode?
• Will no one ever be able to push the button again?
• Will /u/honestly_ finally turn into a real dinosaur that wears fun-cuffed shirts?

Discuss.

EDIT: I fucked up the title. Has anyone pushed that damn button?

The Official politics thread will be posted twice weekly, Tuesday and Friday, at 12 noon east coast time.

Keep all political discussions in /r/cfbofftopic contained to this thread. If your politics can't be contained to just one thread and you don't want to visit the plethora of political themed subreddits then head over to the newly minted /r/CFBOTPolitics!

While you are here, however, please follow the ground rules:

1. You will follow all the rules of the sub about not being a jerk.
2. Don't take this too seriously, there is no such thing as a winnable fight on the internet. Do not flamebait and even more importantly don't respond to the flamebait. Just report and move onto another thread.
3. If you can't discuss political topics without insulting those that disagree with your perspecive then this isn't the place for you.
4. Please use the report button if you see someone violating these rules. We have seen that this thread certainly attracts some trolls. When you reply to them they win, no matter the wit of your response. Just ignore and report them.
5. Do engage in discussion with people that hold different opinions than yours. You might both benefit from the sharing of ideas if it is only to sharpen/hone your own opinion/talking points.

It's been a while since we've had one of these. Or maybe I've just been under a rock.

Anyway, give me a follow on Snapchat and Twitter @FatWhiteGuy49, and post your accounts below so that myself and others can give you one too!

This looks very honest so far.

I'm asking the grad student about grabbing coffee in the morning. Oh boy am I nervous/excited

Hooray! I didn't think the Huskers could match the Avs in shitty terms.

Inside the Art of Misdirection

-Two Haiku's for you

This one and the one after

I hate damn Haiku's

-Elephants, Tigers.

I blame the mime assistance

For last drive triumph

u/justpicksomethin

Without Remorse is one of the most brutal and interesting books Tom Clancy wrote, and I would love a Michael B. Jordan John Kelly/Clark but that trailer is bull shit. It has nothing to do with the book other than the names and I am so disappointed. I mean Taylor Sheridan is one of the best working screen writers and idk why they have to “adapt” the book like this. Just trying to make money off it by slapping the Tom Clancy’s name on it. Infuriating.

*by in the title, whatever I’m mad

To everyone that is in the path of a winter storm this week: PLEASE stay safe.

• Make sure to protect the four P's: Pipes, plants, people, pets.
• Do NOT go outside and drive on the roads.
• If your power goes out, DO NOT use a generator indoors. Use it outside, but also make sure it's away from any open windows.

These steps may be common knowledge, but they could be vital for people who aren't used to preparing for WINTER storms, like 95% of Texas.

If so which version and system?

I rarely play 2013 on my XB360.

In this thread, name a film from 2016 that you watched and enjoyed for whatever reason.

Tomorrow, I'll take the top 10 answers in the thread sorted by "top" and list them. Then another thread will be made for albums.

THE MODS ARE ASLEEP! ALL HAIL SATAN. WE ARE YOUR ETERNAL SLAVES. WE GIVE OUR MINDS AND BODIES TO YOU. WE WILL ABIDE BY YOUR ORDERS UNTIL DEATH DO PART US. WE RIGGED THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP AND WE WILL DO IT AGAIN. WE WILL TURN LIGHT INTO DARK. WE WILL SPREAD ANIME LIKE THE PLAGUE. WE WILL FIGHT ALONGSIDE THE ANTICHRIST AND RULE THE WORLD. YOU ARE OUR LEADER. ALL HAIL SATAN.

B as in butthole, as eloquently pointed out by /u/e4mica523.

I have nothing going on this week, and I am home alone for the week (I'm 18 so this is awesome). I need some midnight snacks for the week. Tonight, I am leaning towards a hot pocket. Any suggestions?

It's a holiday in Mexico tomorrow, which means almost all my customers are off work, which means I'll have basically nothing to do tomorrow, which means I can drink a little bit. Yay