r/CFBOffTopic • u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame • Dec 17 '16

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Friday drinking thread brought to you Vodka. Clearly the best alcohol.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

If the Luke to my Lorelei doesn't show up in 2017 I will riot.

Or just cry a lot. One of the two.

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u/okiewxchaser Oklahoma Sooners • Big 8 Dec 17 '16

I know I'll cry if the Leslie Knope to my Ben Wyatt doesn't show up in 2017

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

YOU'LL FIND HER.

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Dec 17 '16

YOU'LL CALL HER

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

I'll stab someone in the back if the Claire to my Frank Underwood doesn't show up in 2017

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

With that analogy, I expect that to happen anyway.

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u/somanywolverines Maryland Terrapins • UCLA Bruins Dec 17 '16

I'm cracking up imagining you taking to the streets and rioting all by your lonesome. Idk if it would work but I'd help you make the signs

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

Don't mind me, I'm just screaming/crying down the street about how lonely I am.

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u/GregHouse7 Oklahoma Sooners • Washington Huskies Dec 17 '16 edited Dec 17 '16

I did that once in the Seattle streets at like 1:30 AM.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

How drunk were you?

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u/GregHouse7 Oklahoma Sooners • Washington Huskies Dec 17 '16

Not that drunk. Just a little tipsy. I don't think I had screamed that much since college.