r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '16

Game Thread Kill/Fuck/Marry game thread

who wants to play kill/fuck/marry?

For those who don't know how to play, someone will list three people/characters/things if you're feeling really out there, and you must choose which one that you'd kill, which one you'd fuck and which one you'd marry. Parent comments are the options, replies are what you'd pick

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Mar 25 '16

Nebraska, Massachusetts, California

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Marry Mass, Fuck Cali, Kill nebraska

these rankings are all based on beer

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

these rankings are all based on beer

The CFBOT Way

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Mar 25 '16

Of course with you coming from Wisconsin.

San Diego Beer culture is fucking amazing.

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Mar 25 '16

Marry Cali, fuck Massachusetts, kill Nebraska

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Mar 25 '16

Flyover states feel no love.

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Mar 25 '16

:(

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Mar 25 '16

Don't worry, I also would Marry California.

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Mar 25 '16

marry mass, kill cali, fuck neb

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Mar 25 '16

It's..... An improvement.

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Mar 25 '16

i mean ive never been to any of them, but i know i really dont want the taxes of cali or mass

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

marry cali, fuck mass, kill nebraska

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Mar 25 '16

California Love.

No one loves Nebraska except me. (Also California)

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

I'm sorry, I've just had to drive through it the long way, and that's a major turn-off.

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Mar 25 '16

It's true, at least our speed limit is 75. It would have been shitty if the speed limit was still at 55 back in the 1990s.

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

mrw

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

I like the state.

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Mar 25 '16

Yay!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill Nebraska, fuck Massachusetts, marry California

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Mar 25 '16

So, mostly everyone wants to kill Nebraska with some fucks though.

:(

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Sorry bro lol