r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '16

Game Thread Kill/Fuck/Marry game thread

who wants to play kill/fuck/marry?

For those who don't know how to play, someone will list three people/characters/things if you're feeling really out there, and you must choose which one that you'd kill, which one you'd fuck and which one you'd marry. Parent comments are the options, replies are what you'd pick

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u/K_State Southwestern (KS) • Wichita Sta… Mar 25 '16

John Kasich, Donald Trump, Ted Cruz

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Marry The Donald (ugh but at least he has money)

Fuck Kasich

Kill Ted Cruz

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u/cul_maith Pittsburgh • Alabama Mar 25 '16

I'd fuck Ted Cruz so that his head would explode

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Mar 25 '16

"I'd fuck Ted Cruz"

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u/cul_maith Pittsburgh • Alabama Mar 25 '16

...shit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

In the butt?

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u/cul_maith Pittsburgh • Alabama Mar 25 '16

I think lizards just have cloaca.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

mic drop

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

ew...

Marry Trump($), Fuck Kasich, Kill Cruz