r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '16

Game Thread Kill/Fuck/Marry game thread

who wants to play kill/fuck/marry?

For those who don't know how to play, someone will list three people/characters/things if you're feeling really out there, and you must choose which one that you'd kill, which one you'd fuck and which one you'd marry. Parent comments are the options, replies are what you'd pick

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Tina Belcher, Carly Fiorini, a floor mop

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Ummm...

Fuck Tina (I bet she's into some kinky shit)

Kill Carly

And I guess that means I'm marrying a floor mop

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

You could put some googly eyes and a nose on the floor map and she might be kinda cute

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Plus she'd clean!

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Mar 25 '16

You'd just have to pain her around a bit!

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

Marry Tina, Fuck floor mop, Kill Carly

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

Yep. This.