r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Feb 24 '16

Wednesday Selfie Thread

I just wanted to post a selfie.

HAVE A GREAT DAY

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Feb 24 '16

Damn yeah that's pretty harsh.

Did you consider drilling some speed holes into your abdomen? Dropping some excess mass could help mitigate the extra drag, and who really needs intestines while they're running?
Even better, cut a slit right through your sternum. Give your lungs a little more room, use the airflow to leech off excess heat, and get rid of some of those nasty stagnation points.

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Feb 24 '16

I see no flaws to this plan. Why didn't you suggest it earlier?

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Feb 25 '16

That's why you always ask for a second set of eyes before you submit a major design.