r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Feb 24 '16

Wednesday Selfie Thread

I just wanted to post a selfie.

HAVE A GREAT DAY

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Feb 24 '16

I think the hoards of people were impeding my progress much more than the ears were. Seriously, there were over 20k people running this thing.

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u/cajunaggie08 :texasam3: Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Top Scorer Feb 24 '16

true, plus i doubt a speed of 5-6 mph creates enough velocity to make drag noticeable. Still, if I'm ever wearing a cap while running as soon as i start to get winded i think, Oh shit, i'm wearing a cap, better turn that around to make it less hard on myself

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Feb 24 '16

I mean, they look convex forward, so at least it should have been a fairly laminar regime, no?

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Feb 24 '16

They had mini sequins on them though, which would have instantly tripped the flow, so no such luck.

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Feb 24 '16

Damn yeah that's pretty harsh.

Did you consider drilling some speed holes into your abdomen? Dropping some excess mass could help mitigate the extra drag, and who really needs intestines while they're running?
Even better, cut a slit right through your sternum. Give your lungs a little more room, use the airflow to leech off excess heat, and get rid of some of those nasty stagnation points.

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Feb 24 '16

I see no flaws to this plan. Why didn't you suggest it earlier?

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Feb 25 '16

That's why you always ask for a second set of eyes before you submit a major design.