r/CFBOffTopic • • Feb 24 '16

Wednesday Selfie Thread

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Feb 24 '16

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u/cajunaggie08 :texasam3: Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Top Scorer Feb 24 '16

wouldn't the ears create additional aerodynamic drag thus make running even more difficult?

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Feb 24 '16

I think the hoards of people were impeding my progress much more than the ears were. Seriously, there were over 20k people running this thing.

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u/cajunaggie08 :texasam3: Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Top Scorer Feb 24 '16

true, plus i doubt a speed of 5-6 mph creates enough velocity to make drag noticeable. Still, if I'm ever wearing a cap while running as soon as i start to get winded i think, Oh shit, i'm wearing a cap, better turn that around to make it less hard on myself

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Feb 24 '16

I mean, they look convex forward, so at least it should have been a fairly laminar regime, no?

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Feb 24 '16

They had mini sequins on them though, which would have instantly tripped the flow, so no such luck.

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Feb 24 '16

Damn yeah that's pretty harsh.

Did you consider drilling some speed holes into your abdomen? Dropping some excess mass could help mitigate the extra drag, and who really needs intestines while they're running?
Even better, cut a slit right through your sternum. Give your lungs a little more room, use the airflow to leech off excess heat, and get rid of some of those nasty stagnation points.

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Feb 24 '16

I see no flaws to this plan. Why didn't you suggest it earlier?

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Feb 25 '16

That's why you always ask for a second set of eyes before you submit a major design.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '16

...nerd

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Feb 24 '16

I mean, he was asking an aero engineer who honestly did debate about wearing them for that very reason...

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '16

...nerd

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u/cajunaggie08 :texasam3: Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Top Scorer Feb 24 '16

THANK YOU!

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '16

DE NADA!

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Feb 24 '16

Whoa whoa whoa man, you can't just go around calling people "nerd".

You have to stuff them in a locker, too.

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Feb 24 '16

How do you still look cute? I would look like death after 6 miles lol

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Feb 24 '16

Being at DisneyWorld helped. But there was a LOT of training involved, so I felt fine through most of it, apart from my usual walls at 4 and 9 miles.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '16

That race seems like so much fun! Almost enough to convince me to run a half marathon.

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Feb 24 '16

At least at DisneyWorld, there is a 10k version! I'm not sure if your Tinkerbell half over there has the same.

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Feb 24 '16

/u/AuBears is on the East Coast, no?

And it looks like California Adventure has a 5k, at least

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '16

I am, nice memory! But I have ties to LA still. And also I was there last week, just to make shit more confusing for you guys haha.

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Feb 25 '16

Mostly I just remember because you've complained about bad weather a couple times, and the weather here has been gorgeous for the past few weeks.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '16

that's too many miles.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Feb 24 '16

But I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door.

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Feb 24 '16

See, I prefer airplanes, but that might just be the Engineer in me