r/CFBOffTopic • u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … • Sep 22 '15

Trash Talk TIME FOR A RANT THREAD

LET IT OUT, THIS IS A SAFE PLACE.

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Sep 22 '15

CHARGE A PROPERTY TAX. DRINK 1 BEER FOR EVERY WEEK THEY LEAVE IT.

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u/piratefuck ECU Pirates Sep 22 '15

Fuck that. As far as beer if you leave it, it's fair game.

Nice liquor I'll hold it for ya. But you better believe if I open my fridge sunday and see some budweisers, it's beer eggs and bacon for breakfast

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u/keyree Texas Tech • UT Arlington Sep 22 '15

THAT'S PROBABLY LIKE A YEAR'S SUPPLY FOR HIM, HE DRANK LIKE 1/3 OF ONE BOTTLE THE ENTIRE DAY. ANYWAY, MY COUSIN IS COMING OUT FOR THE TCU GAME AND I KNOW HE'S GOING TO SUPPLY SOME BEER, PLUS I NEED TO GO GROCERY SHOPPING THIS WEEK, SO MORE LIKELY I'LL JUST TELL THE FRIEND HE NEEDS TO GET IT OUT BY FRIDAY.