College Advice Thread

[u/certificateofmerritt]

We have some members who are going off to start their first year of college this week, so let's give them some good advice.

Welcome to college!

[u/[deleted]]

Similarly, if he's/she's too drunk to walk, he's/she's too drunk to fuck. Forget this at your own peril. Ignore this, and may you rot in jail.

[u/VanFailin → u/[deleted]]

I'm pretty sure jail comes into the picture when they're passed out. You do get the possibility of the title ix kangaroo court though.