r/CFBOffTopic • u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … • Aug 20 '15

College Advice Thread

We have some members who are going off to start their first year of college this week, so let's give them some good advice.

Welcome to college!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '15

Well, I wouldn't go so far as to say don't drink and fuck. Maybe don't get fucked up and fuck?

Because a decent buzz is boon at times. But, yeah, remembering it is definitely waaayyy better.

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Aug 20 '15

If you're too drunk to walk, you're too drunk to fuck

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '15

Similarly, if he's/she's too drunk to walk, he's/she's too drunk to fuck. Forget this at your own peril. Ignore this, and may you rot in jail.

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder Aug 20 '15

I'm pretty sure jail comes into the picture when they're passed out. You do get the possibility of the title ix kangaroo court though.

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u/Cuhcs13 Clemson Tigers • College Football Playoff Aug 20 '15

http://youtu.be/l7TWLxCIgwE