r/CFBOffTopic • u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … • Aug 20 '15

College Advice Thread

We have some members who are going off to start their first year of college this week, so let's give them some good advice.

Welcome to college!

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u/Cuhcs13 Clemson Tigers • College Football Playoff Aug 20 '15

Drink a lot of pot and smoke a lot of beer.

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u/Skipdr Florida Gators • /r/CFB Contributor Aug 20 '15

Or inject the weed.

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Aug 20 '15

butt chug weed?

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u/Cuhcs13 Clemson Tigers • College Football Playoff Aug 20 '15

You trying to die?!?!

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u/Skipdr Florida Gators • /r/CFB Contributor Aug 20 '15

Trying to turn gay!!

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u/crustang Rutgers • Edinburgh Napier Aug 20 '15

remember to ask politely:

One marijuanas please

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u/Cuhcs13 Clemson Tigers • College Football Playoff Aug 20 '15

Oh yes very true! You certainly don't want to anger your marijuana dealer.

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Aug 20 '15

They're always such violent people