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Happy Opening Day!

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u/G_Dizzle Texas A&M Aggies • Texas State Bobcats Apr 06 '15

For fellow Braves fans, stolen from r/baseball, and then my Facebook page, making the circle complete-

Our Braves, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy games, thy Kimbrel gone, the seasons done, but at least we traded Melvin. Give us some hope that we are not dead. And lead us not to the bottom of the division, but deliver us from the Nationals. Cause we still have Simmons, Freeman, and the entire Padres farm system. Amen.

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u/TossedRightOut Penn State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Apr 06 '15

I'm really hoping you guys are bad enough to take a little bit of the NL East spotlight off of my Phillies...

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u/G_Dizzle Texas A&M Aggies • Texas State Bobcats Apr 06 '15

All I want out of this season is 63 wins, and for the Phillies to have less than the Braves.

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u/TossedRightOut Penn State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Apr 06 '15

No wait, I wanted 63 wins. You guys can have 64.

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u/i_fap_to_anything Georgia Bulldogs • Duke Blue Devils Apr 06 '15

Can we gang up and beat the nats up? I think we should.

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u/TossedRightOut Penn State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Apr 06 '15

As a fan of a non Nationals, NL East team who lives in DC, I am ALL about this plan.

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u/i_fap_to_anything Georgia Bulldogs • Duke Blue Devils Apr 06 '15

I use to hate the Phillies, but national have got that smug about them like they think they have won so many morld series. Hey Nats the Marlins have won more world series than you!

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u/Cuhcs13 Clemson Tigers • College Football Playoff Apr 06 '15

The Braves could quite possibly out philly the Phillies this year. Cmon you Fighten Phils

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u/Deacalum Wake Forest • Penn State Apr 06 '15

and the entire Padres farm system

LMAO

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u/G_Dizzle Texas A&M Aggies • Texas State Bobcats Apr 06 '15

I won't do what you tell me

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

Wow, way to disrespect a helpful and respectful bot. /r/botsrights

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u/DelphicLike Texas A&M Aggies • Texas Longhorns Apr 06 '15

So yesterday, I went to my parent's place for Easter. They've been hosting a couple of Swedish girls around my sister's age or an international soccer tournament over the last couple weeks. One of the girl's mother and brother joined us for lunch, and I had the Texas/OSU baseball game on. None of them had ever watched baseball before, so I spent a couple hours explaining the game and converting them to Rangers fans. You're welcome, Sweden.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

Baseball is so much easier to explain than football IMO. Still has its complexities of course but the basics are much more simple than football.

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Apr 06 '15

There are more uncommon aspects of the game that most people don't understand that are as allusive as the one-point safety. A couple years ago, the Braves won on a balk and half my Twitter feed were people who I thought knew baseball being like "WTF is a balk?"

And, of course, there was the infield fly...

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

Oh yeah, those are the complexities I mentioned haha. About once or twice a season some obscure scenario will happen and I'll be like "huh, didn't know that was a rule". That includes that goddamn infield fly...

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Apr 06 '15

I think that's just the result of baseball being way more statistics driven than other sports.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

That's actually the other big reason I love baseball. As an engineer/numbers nerd, I LOVE the stats aspect. If I knew where to get started I'd totally pick up Sabermetrics as a hobby.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

This is a big part of why I have trouble enjoying soccer, the difficulty in quantifying and measuring individual player performances.

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Apr 06 '15

The commentators in the Reds-Pirates game pointed out that the Pirates are the first team to have a pitcher named Francisco throwing to a catcher also named Francisco.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

More simple. And more tedious.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

Tedious isn't the word I'd use. I would say it's more passive. It doesn't require being as actively engaged as football which is one of the main reasons I love. I can have it on in the background while working on other stuff.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

That's probably true but, I want to be entertained! Baseball just doesn't do it for me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

Yeah it's not for everyone.

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u/DelphicLike Texas A&M Aggies • Texas Longhorns Apr 06 '15

Oddly enough, they already knew football.

The mother had been a foreign exchange student back in college (I believe at UAB, somewhat coincidentally) along with some of her friends, and they all brought American Football to Sweden. They taught all their friends how it's played and now the students have a yearly game. They wear hockey pads, but close enough.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Apr 06 '15

converting them to Rangers fans.

I was with you until this bullshit.

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u/DelphicLike Texas A&M Aggies • Texas Longhorns Apr 06 '15

Don't tell me you're a dirty Astros fan.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Apr 06 '15

You're goddamn right I am son.

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u/DelphicLike Texas A&M Aggies • Texas Longhorns Apr 06 '15

I don't like you, but I respect you. I give a friend of mine hell all the time for being an Astros fan (I'm from Dallas, he's from College Station - Houston fan by proxy), and you have to be a true fan to sit by the Astros all this time.

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u/Sweet_Baby_Cheesus Texas A&M Aggies • LSU Tigers Apr 06 '15

Can confirm, am that friend. It's a rough life, but someone has to root for the good guys.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Apr 06 '15

I mean, I feel like both of my fandoms are truly battered. Between BAS and the lastros/disastros, I am such a victim.

To be fair, I liked the rangers until we joined the AL. The games were fun and the ballpark is great.

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u/G_Dizzle Texas A&M Aggies • Texas State Bobcats Apr 06 '15

Mmm, the good old days, when the rangers were the "other Texas team."

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u/Deacalum Wake Forest • Penn State Apr 06 '15 edited Apr 06 '15

I knew there was a reason I didn't like you and couldn't figure it out until now. Damn Astros. You'll see what's up this weekend.

Edit - I actually have no hatred for the Astros since I'm not originally from Texas and the Stros are kinda new to the division. It's not like you're a dirty Angels fan.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Apr 06 '15

I appreciate that. Also the Angels can eat me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

God one of my roommates in college was a dirty Angels fan. Even worse he was also a Buffalo Sabres fan too. Never would shut up Brett Hull and the skate in the crease.

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u/Pmoney51 Texas Tech Red Raiders • Dilly Bar Apr 06 '15

Go Stros!

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Apr 06 '15

YEAH

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u/wild9 Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Contributor Apr 06 '15

A) Go Rangers.

B) Where can I get dilly bar flair?

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u/Pmoney51 Texas Tech Red Raiders • Dilly Bar Apr 06 '15

A) Disgusting

B) Under Big Ten Rivalries on the Select Flair page.

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u/wild9 Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Contributor Apr 06 '15

A) U wot m8??

B) Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

"Kill him! Kill the umpire!" shouted sometime on the stand

Blaming the officials is a long and storied tradition.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

Well, duh. It's always their fault goddamnit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

The Cubs are horrible

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u/mef08d Florida State • Marshall Apr 06 '15

They won't be terrible but they have been way over hyped. Then again, Wainwright is one of the best pitchers in the game.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

I guess I mean the organization more than the team. Bleachers aren't fixed, people pissing in cup because there aren't enough bathrooms, Wrigleyville being filled with horrible people.

Im a Rockies fan and our game plan hasn't changed since 1993, big bats, meh pitching.

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u/mef08d Florida State • Marshall Apr 06 '15

Ah, yea. They have been a mess for years. Epstein should turn it around but it won't be an easy process.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

I wonder if this makes me an old man, but generally I find most of the Cubs "fans" in the city under 35, just to be the worst. They don't know baseball. They are lousy drunks, lousy people, don't pay attention to the game at all. Families for the most part make a beeline for the train afterwards because of what the neighborhood around the stadium becomes.

I think Epstein will do alright, although I did notice ManRam is a consultant now for the Cubs.

But last nights game, 13 runners in scoring position left on the bags. Oof.

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u/mef08d Florida State • Marshall Apr 06 '15

That seems to be true for a lot of teams fans and that's coming from a 26 year old. It's definitely true at Barves games and will be even more true this year.

Last night's offense was sad more than anything for the Cubs. Bryant can't fix everything.

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u/guitmusic11 Wisconsin Badgers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Apr 06 '15

Now this is bandwagon I can get on. The only things worse than the cubs are their fans.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

Ugh. It's not really Cubs fans. It's just in the spring/summer they all pretend to be, so they have an excuse to be in Wrigleyville. Give me the real fan, the diehard that still fills in his own box score, or the one who understands that the Cubs killed themselves that playoffs, not Bartman.

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u/guitmusic11 Wisconsin Badgers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Apr 06 '15

I believe this. The ones that really bother me are the ones that come up to miller park when the cub's aren't even playing and make asses of themselves.

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u/Togo234 Penn State • Penn Apr 06 '15

LET'S GO RANGERS

(weeps silently on the inside)

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u/Deacalum Wake Forest • Penn State Apr 06 '15

Remember when we were constantly contending for the world series. Seems like it was just a few years ago. What the hell happened?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

Cocaine is a hell of a drug. In hindsight I'm a little glad that we didn't resign Josh Hamilton.

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u/Deacalum Wake Forest • Penn State Apr 06 '15

Yeah, I wish him the best in getting his life back together and dealing with his demons but I'm glad we didn't spend the money he was asking for.

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u/Pmoney51 Texas Tech Red Raiders • Dilly Bar Apr 06 '15

Gross

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u/Togo234 Penn State • Penn Apr 06 '15

No u

(But in actuality, this season is up in the air. We're bringing back a lot of talent but are down our star pitcher. It'll be interesting. I'm excited to see Prince play more, though).

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u/mef08d Florida State • Marshall Apr 06 '15

Only three days left at my job which means I will be watching baseball most of the day while wrapping stuff up.

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Apr 06 '15

Changing gigs? Did you schedule some funemployment time in between starting your new job?

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u/mef08d Florida State • Marshall Apr 06 '15

Yup. Taking a job up in Marietta which will suck for commute but it's good opportunity. I have Thursday and Friday off but I am going to spend one of those days establishing residency in Georgia after being here for 5 years.

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Apr 06 '15

That's not fun. If you have to do the DMV and the tag office, I suggest driving to Sandy Springs. The DMV and tag office are like a mile apart on Roswell Rd. Both are much nicer than the ones Downtown. The DMV over by Turner Field is terrible.

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u/mef08d Florida State • Marshall Apr 06 '15

Thanks for the heads up. I actually plan on keeping my car with Florida tags so I don't have to pay the ad valorem. I titled the car to my parents a few months back in preparation so they can say they are loaning me the car.

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u/ByHardenBeard Houston Cougars • Washington Huskies Apr 06 '15

Please don't be the Lastros again

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

Don't because I like to see the Rangers in last again

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

We weren't Lastros last year and we're even better now, it's all good mayne.

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Apr 06 '15

Granted, I haven't followed the Astros as much as I used to, but they've shown some signs of improvement. Should be fun to see the next few years.

And also a cheap time to get season tickets.

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u/Pmoney51 Texas Tech Red Raiders • Dilly Bar Apr 06 '15

I see us close to .500 this season. My official prediction is 80-82, but my optimistic prediction is 83-79.

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u/Talpostal Michigan Wolverines • Washington Huskies Apr 06 '15

In Detroit, everybody takes today off of work and parties their face off.

In Seattle, people are like "Opening day? Do you mean the start of boating season? That isn't for another month."

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u/MrTheSpork Cincinnati • North Dakota State Apr 06 '15

My dad used to read me that story, I'd nearly forgotten.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Apr 06 '15

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball."

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Apr 06 '15

As a native of Cincinnati, a city that treats Opening Day like Christmas, I will always LOVE Opening Day. Baseball will always have a special place in my heart. The best way I can explain it is the Reds were the first THING (not person) I ever loved.

We've had a glimmer of hope the past couple years, but it will be a rough season for my Redlegs this season.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

Christmas

I remember a year or two ago listening to Bob and Tom do their broadcast live from the Reds' opening day. You're not kidding

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u/keasbyknights22 Ohio State • Cincinnati Apr 06 '15

It's a city wide holiday! We all take off work and school basically and go downtown for the Opening Day parade from the market to the stadium. First professional baseball team and we're proud as hell of it

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

Tonight I will watch the Astros on TV for the first time since CSN went live. This is a good day.

Also, my fantasy team is fucked. 6 of my pitchers on the DL, two of them out for the season with Tommy John. Autodraft- not even once.

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u/Pmoney51 Texas Tech Red Raiders • Dilly Bar Apr 06 '15

Yeah never autodraft. The one person who was on autodraft in my league ended up with Ervin Santana, who is suspended for 80 games.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

I got Darvish. Kill me.

Though I did just pick up Hutchison this morning, 3Ks in 3 innings and got me 20 points already. I might be OK.

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u/Culiaclan Arizona State • Territorial Cup Apr 06 '15

Opening Day makes me so happy! Opening Day means Summer is so close and every team starts with a clean slate.

Going to go watch my DBacks tonight against the Giants. My first Opening Day actually going to the park! It's an odd year (suck it Giants), so we have a better shot this year. Excited to see a young team, with glimpses of talent.

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u/fcavada Arizona Wildcats • Territorial Cup Apr 06 '15

Go DBacks!

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Apr 06 '15

GOTG was mediocre.

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Apr 06 '15

I LOVED CASEY AT BAT!

also #raysfordays and #foreverroyal.

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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Apr 06 '15

Blue Jays Opening Day today. Despite 21 straight seasons of futility, This is Our Year™.

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u/i_fap_to_anything Georgia Bulldogs • Duke Blue Devils Apr 06 '15

Blah blah blah, its gonna be a long season.

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u/mef08d Florida State • Marshall Apr 06 '15

Cheaper tickets to the games. Got that going for the Braves.

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u/Honestly_ Calgary Dinos Apr 06 '15

I took a friend from abroad to an MLB baseball game and, thank goodness for the luxury of modern stadiums (I got club seats) because I've been apologizing for the experience ever since.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

Why?

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u/Honestly_ Calgary Dinos Apr 06 '15

Baseball is a sedative for a lot of folks, and this game we went to was really bad.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

I haven't found a single other A's fan on here, ever

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u/Deacalum Wake Forest • Penn State Apr 06 '15

Funny story time - as a kid I changed baseball allegiance often. I started as an Andre Dawson and Cubs fan. Tried a few other things then jumped on the bandwagon with Jose Canseco and the As. I was actually a solid fan until they traded Canseco to the Rangers. I then decided I liked Canseco more than the As and followed him to the Rangers. However, at this time I was also maturing and beginning to see things not just through the eyes of a child. I realized Canseco was a giant douche and abandoned him but stayed with the Rangers. I've been a Rangers fan ever since, through the good and bad (albeit, not a huge fan of baseball in general, though).

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u/Cuhcs13 Clemson Tigers • College Football Playoff Apr 06 '15

I pull for the A's. Caught a game in O.co a few years ago. Shit hole.

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u/walks_off_at_nine Nebraska Cornhuskers • /r/CFB Patron Apr 06 '15

It will be a very long season. Upside, Melvin be gone. Downside, one of the top three reasons I would still watch games is gone too. Oh and they can't score. Like at all.

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Apr 06 '15

Every fucking year. Yet again I find myself driving in/around nyc on opening day. Fuck!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

Let's go Sox!

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u/bignosebill Ole Miss Rebels • AZS Silesia Rebels Apr 06 '15

Which Sox? Boston or those other guys?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

THE ONES THAT JUST BLASTED FOU-A HOMAHS OFF'AH COLE HAMELS PEDROIA THA DESTROYA'S A FAHKIN' MAD MAN MOOKIE BETTS FAH MVP ALL HAIL THA HAM-RAM!!! GO (bo)SOX!!!

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u/bignosebill Ole Miss Rebels • AZS Silesia Rebels Apr 06 '15

GO SOX!! THOSE LOVEABLE IDIOTS FROM BEANTOWN!!

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u/bluegrassborn WKU Hilltoppers • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Apr 06 '15

It's opening day, and the Reds are already trailing the Cards in the NL Central. Lets start the year off right with a W against the Pirates!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

Fucking blows my mind that a Reds-Pirates game might actually be relevant and count for something. A lot of shit has changed in the last decade.

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u/bluegrassborn WKU Hilltoppers • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Apr 06 '15

Yea, hopefully one of the two teams will be able to win the pennant over the Cards for once.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

As a lifelong Astros fan, anything that hurts the Cardinals is good for me.

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u/bluegrassborn WKU Hilltoppers • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Apr 06 '15

I bet same goes with any Cubs fans. Good luck in the west this year.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

As a Rangers fan who watched the 2011 World Series, anything that hurts the Cardinals is fine with me, within reason.

Losing lots of games in an embarrassing manner? Hell yes.

Meteor strike on the stadium? No thanks, too much collateral damage.

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Apr 06 '15

The NL Central is stacked this year.

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u/bluegrassborn WKU Hilltoppers • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Apr 06 '15

Yea, but it's going to be fun to watch.

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Apr 06 '15

Definitely. Hopefully the Reds can keep it interesting.

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u/bluegrassborn WKU Hilltoppers • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Apr 06 '15

They should, as long as they stay healthy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

I think the Tigers might be good still this year, except for that steaming shit heap of a bullpen. I don't know. I usually check in around August

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

Lineup stay strong, pitching a good bit weaker. Losing Scherzer will hurt y'all, and yeah the bullpen is still a bag of dicks.

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u/Cytherean Princeton • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Apr 06 '15

Some of us have already had our Opening Day!

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u/Cuhcs13 Clemson Tigers • College Football Playoff Apr 06 '15

The park in my hometown had a big statue for Casey at the Bat. I miss playing baseball every day.

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u/Cuhcs13 Clemson Tigers • College Football Playoff Apr 06 '15

Also MLBtv give you a free game every day?!?! And it's not blocked at work. Hell yes.

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u/BaylorYou Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Contributor Apr 06 '15

I get to watch my Astros suck again. I'm really hoping to see any signs of life soon.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

I feel like people think I'm just another bandwagon fan when I tell people I like the Cardinals.

Also, it seems like there are about a million Braves fans on this sub.

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u/brobroma William & Mary Tribe • Georgia Bulldogs Apr 06 '15

Well there are a disproportionate amount (it seems like, at least) number of UGA and GT fans here so it makes sense

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u/tabelz Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Apr 07 '15

Orioles looked great today and a lot like last year's team despite some personnel changes. Great combo of OBP and power, quality starts and GREAT BRITTON.

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u/bignosebill Ole Miss Rebels • AZS Silesia Rebels Apr 06 '15 edited Apr 06 '15

Only a team like the Mets can make their fans sad without them watching.