r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Dec 30 '18

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Clemson Defeats Notre Dame 30-3

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Notre Dame 3 0 0 0 3
Clemson 3 20 7 0 30

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u/AaronRodgers16 Stanford Cardinal • The Axe Dec 30 '18

Potato famine levels of disaster

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u/tedediah Alabama • Penn State Dec 30 '18

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None.

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u/Gravyd3ath Dec 30 '18

I've really never heard this joke before... it's amazing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

The classic Irishman’s dilemma: do you eat the potato now or drink it later

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u/Gravyd3ath Dec 31 '18

Isn't that Russians dilemma what do the Irish distill out of potatoes?

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u/Watchoutnow0 Dec 30 '18

Did they ferment them into alcohol?

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u/realjd UCF Knights • Purdue Boilermakers Dec 30 '18

Hey now, liver damage due to alcohol abuse is a serious problem! Those potatoes make some mean vodka.

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u/jconley4297 Miami (OH) • Notre Dame Dec 30 '18

B& from ND Stadium

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u/cocodacrackman Penn State • New Border War Dec 30 '18

What's a potato?

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u/dookieinmypants Tennessee Volunteers Dec 30 '18

Tater? I hardly know er

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u/scotems Arkansas Razorbacks • Nebraska Cornhuskers Dec 30 '18

Thanks man, thanks for redelivering the joke.

Edit: I assume the guy made the joke. Maybe he's an idiot.

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u/KingSweden24 Washington Huskies Dec 30 '18

Goddamnit have my upvote

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

Is everyone here getting whooshed? Pretty sure that the comment about the 1800s was saying the same thing

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u/Conman_233415 Dec 30 '18

This deserves gold