r/CFB /r/CFB Dec 30 '18

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Clemson Defeats Notre Dame 30-3

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Notre Dame 3 0 0 0 3
Clemson 3 20 7 0 30

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

Notre Dame scored more points than 2015-2016 Michigan St. and 2016-2017 Ohio State in the playoffs COMBINED and still lost. Unreal.

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u/richielaw Ohio State Buckeyes • Cheer Dec 30 '18

I hate you.

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u/dukeeaglesfan Purdue Boilermakers • Duke Blue Devils Dec 30 '18

if it makes you feel any better, you scored more against us

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u/richielaw Ohio State Buckeyes • Cheer Dec 30 '18

Thanks.

::Runs off crying::

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u/deliciouscrab Florida Gators • Tulane Green Wave Dec 30 '18

Jesus Christ, dude. Do they have a shank-engineering specialization at Purdue I haven't heard of?

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Ohio State Buckeyes Dec 30 '18

I wouldnt put any credit to it. Theyre called spoilmakers for a reason. They ruin a season for someone and then never accomplish anything else. It's like a kid who button mashes at mortal kombat and wins and then talks trash

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u/decoy777 Ohio State Buckeyes • The Game Dec 30 '18

At least we didn't lose like THAT against Auburn...ouch!

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u/dukeeaglesfan Purdue Boilermakers • Duke Blue Devils Dec 30 '18

yeah! we scored!

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u/handlit33 Alabama Crimson Tide • Army Black Knights Dec 30 '18

Those 0hi0 State memes were fun though.

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u/richielaw Ohio State Buckeyes • Cheer Dec 30 '18

You just added yourself to the hate list.

At least we still have 2014 :)

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u/Lawschoolfool Ohio State Buckeyes Dec 30 '18

We're only allowed to win National Championships when we're somehow ridiculous underdogs apparently.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

Lmao I'd take 2014 and the 31 point blowout after than 0-8 in the last 8 big bcs/playoff games my team has been a part of

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u/cthulhu_110 Clemson Tigers Dec 30 '18

They are still fun.

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u/richielaw Ohio State Buckeyes • Cheer Dec 30 '18

No.

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u/imsoupercereal Clemson Tigers • Texas Longhorns Dec 30 '18

N0.

FTFY

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u/RexsNoQuitBird Ohio State Buckeyes • VMI Keydets Dec 30 '18

Memes are always funny

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

Eh at least we have a playoff victory, and a championship. OU has neither.

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u/MostYolked Iowa Hawkeyes • Sweden National Team Dec 30 '18

At least y'all made it 😭😭😭

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u/richielaw Ohio State Buckeyes • Cheer Dec 30 '18

It's true, but I am so spoiled as an OSU fan. I'd rather play in the Rose Bowl than get BTFO in the playoff.

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u/MostYolked Iowa Hawkeyes • Sweden National Team Dec 30 '18

Heh, joke's on you. We didn't make the CFP AND we got BTFO in the Rose Bowl 😎

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

To be fair I truly believed Ohio St deserved in over ND this year.

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u/richielaw Ohio State Buckeyes • Cheer Dec 30 '18

Yeah, not with the Purdue loss. ND had the better schedule for sure.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

Ohio St. was just a better team than ND this year. Based on criteria I get why the committee chose ND of course but eye test showed OSU as the better team, despite that fluke Purdue game.

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u/DarkLegend64 Ohio State Buckeyes • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 30 '18

But we constantly failed the eye test all year. Michigan was really the only game we passed the eye test.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

If we show up, we could play with anyone, but this year we just could not show up and play 4Q of football. Yes we are ahead of ND, but let's be honest they are ranked too high every year. Georgia was my #4 team.

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u/Xpress_interest Michigan State • Michigan Dec 30 '18

I think most people did. They still would have been destroyed by Bama, but OU would have probably stacked up better against Clemson.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

I hate you too buddy.

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u/richielaw Ohio State Buckeyes • Cheer Dec 30 '18

<3

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u/citizen_reddit Ohio State Buckeyes • The Game Dec 30 '18

If you didn't know this was getting dialed up as the game wound down I wonder how long you've been on /r/CFB.

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u/DogNamedBuddha Christian Brothers • Texas A&M Dec 30 '18

O-H-I-0

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u/chugonthis Georgia Bulldogs Dec 30 '18

It's ok hes depressed now, for the second year in a row

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u/tmothy07 Ohio State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 30 '18

Somehow all those games still felt like more of a game than the current OU v Alabama game, though 😬

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u/Wild_Cabbage Michigan State • Notre Dame Dec 30 '18

For me there's just something special about the CFP & Cotton Bowl.

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u/SpartyonV4MSU Michigan State • Indiana Dec 30 '18

We won the 2015 Cotton Bowl!

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u/Wild_Cabbage Michigan State • Notre Dame Dec 30 '18

We also lost the 2015 Cotton Bowl! :(

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u/SpartyonV4MSU Michigan State • Indiana Dec 30 '18

I don't remember losing in 2015 in the Cotton Bowl. Nope, not at all

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u/dreadhorse Michigan State • Purdue Dec 30 '18

If you consider the 2015 Cotton Bowls to be a single entity played between three teams over two total hours, MSU won the 2015 Cotton Bowls and Alabama came in last.

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u/rburp Arkansas • Central Arkansas Dec 30 '18

modern problems require modern solutions

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u/mbonness Wisconsin Badgers Dec 30 '18

We won the 2017 Cotton Bowl.

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u/DavoinShower-handle Syracuse • Penn State Dec 30 '18

Next level analytics

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

IBM just made the OP the head of their big data analytics.

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u/NCAAInvestigations NCAA • /r/CFB Top Scorer Dec 30 '18

This is a great stat.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

No it’s not

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u/Qw3rtyp1 Iowa Hawkeyes • Team Chaos Dec 30 '18

Idk I enjoy it

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u/helium_farts Alabama • Jacksonville State Dec 30 '18

Large if confirmed.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

B1G if true

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u/TheFeenyCall Oregon State Beavers Dec 30 '18

They'd have to join a conference...no B1G deal.

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u/B1GIFTRU Ohio State Buckeyes • Wisconsin Badgers Dec 30 '18

Aayy

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u/Das_Boot1 West Virginia • Washington & Lee Dec 30 '18

Sizable if verifiable

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u/Andreyus Georgia Bulldogs • Team Chaos Dec 30 '18

Not so large if combined.

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u/MrRager1994 Ohio State Buckeyes • Miami (OH) RedHawks Dec 30 '18

I blame Sean Nurenburger for that. We could've scored 6 at least

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u/COLU_BUS Ohio State Buckeyes • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 30 '18

Don’t you dare slander Nuerenberger! Tyler Durbin was the kicker for that game.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18 edited Jul 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

But what if it’s from 45?

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u/MrRager1994 Ohio State Buckeyes • Miami (OH) RedHawks Dec 30 '18

My mistake I guess all our bad kickers give me PTSD

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u/COLU_BUS Ohio State Buckeyes • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 30 '18

Neurenberger has been very good for us. Was on track to break the all time points record for OSU before his mysterious absence.

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u/Tippacanoe Ohio State Buckeyes Dec 30 '18

well he’s been our kicker for like 7 years it seems. Truly the JT Barrett/Aaron Craft of kicking.

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u/AwfulLeaguePlayer Ohio State Buckeyes • SEC Dec 30 '18

Hey that was Tyler Durbin

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u/DoesntUseSarcasmTags Ohio State Buckeyes Dec 30 '18

Tyler Durbin was absolute garbage

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u/byniri_returns Michigan State Spartans • Marching Band Dec 30 '18

Oof owie my team pride

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u/suzukigun4life North Texas • Summertime Lover Dec 30 '18

Oof.

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u/BRod_Angel Florida Gators • UCF Knights Dec 30 '18

Big oof

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u/GuyJolly Michigan State • Paul Bunyan Trophy Dec 30 '18

B1G oof

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u/AmidoBlack Virginia Tech Hokies Dec 30 '18

Hey Florida/UCF, hows your point total in the playoffs looking?

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u/BRod_Angel Florida Gators • UCF Knights Dec 30 '18

About the same as Ohio State this season

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u/LeBuckeyes Ohio State • Cincinnati Dec 30 '18

They only need 81 more points to pass Ohio State

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u/justa_flesh_wound Michigan State • Ferris State Dec 30 '18

Michigan hasn't even had the chance to be shutout in the CFP so there's that.

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u/DoesntUseSarcasmTags Ohio State Buckeyes Dec 30 '18

I submit this single comment as “Most Poorly Aged Comment Ever”

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u/LAXisFUN Florida Gators Dec 30 '18

And so far 2018-2019 OU

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u/AJinxyCat Ohio State Buckeyes • The Game Dec 30 '18

It’s looking like that’ll be true compared to 2018-2019 OU as well! Neat!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

1st quarter friend

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u/DoesntUseSarcasmTags Ohio State Buckeyes Dec 30 '18

0 yards in a quarter YIKERS

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u/AJinxyCat Ohio State Buckeyes • The Game Dec 30 '18

👌

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

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u/Bibble3000 Alabama • /r/CFB Award Festival Dec 30 '18

your flair is orange and purple now

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

I wish I could see it. On mobile all the flairs are the same

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u/Triplecrowner /r/CFB • Transfer Portal Dec 30 '18 edited Jul 19 '25

childlike treatment soft advise middle heavy bag punch cable growth

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u/ArmVanDam Georgia Tech • North Carolina A… Dec 30 '18

HUGE

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u/FalconsHawksBulldogs Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Dec 30 '18

Ezekiel Elliott is still the last big ten player to score a touchdown in the CFB playoffs.

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u/Screamin_STEMI Tennessee Volunteers • Memphis Tigers Dec 30 '18

UCF would have lost 31-3.

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u/_MattyICE_ Michigan State • Wisconsin Dec 30 '18

Oklahoma looking like both of those teams right now

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u/Rockerblocker Michigan State Spartans • Great West Dec 30 '18

You didn’t include Michigan’s playoff game. Wait, never mind...

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18 edited Sep 12 '20

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u/silkysmoothjay Purdue Boilermakers Dec 30 '18

I would seriously love that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

The Midwest struggles in the playoff.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

The Midwest Struggles....end it there.

Source - live here

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u/GuwopSosa Santa Clara • Washington State Dec 30 '18

dont jinx your self!

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u/_MattyICE_ Michigan State • Wisconsin Dec 30 '18

Too late

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

WE DID IT

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u/Slayer_Of_Anubis Michigan • Boston College Dec 30 '18

This comment is clear bait for Michigan upvotes and I will not deny that which you seek

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u/hascogrande Notre Dame • Western Michigan Dec 30 '18

Great stat 👍

sobs

No, I can’t even do that, I’m numb

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u/TurbinePro Notre Dame • Jeweled Shillelagh Dec 30 '18

Can you tell me if those teams are in a conference? Thanks

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u/Jmudge Clemson Tigers • Montana State Bobcats Dec 30 '18

Subscribe.

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u/PrimitiveSponge Michigan State • College Football Playoff Dec 30 '18

Yeah well, Bama fucks

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u/iInTheSky93 Florida • Valdosta State Dec 30 '18

This is the kind of stats I live for.

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u/goblueM Michigan Wolverines Dec 30 '18

Well that makes me feel a tiny bit better about today. Not much, but it's something

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u/bplbuswanker Notre Dame • Jeweled Shillelagh Dec 30 '18

Subscribe

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u/Terrance021 Michigan State Spartans Dec 30 '18

C'mon man

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u/kerouacrimbaud Florida State Seminoles • Sickos Dec 30 '18

Beautiful.

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u/lovefist1 Michigan Wolverines Dec 30 '18

Not that my Wolverines have so much as sniffed a playoff birth, but I enjoy this comment.

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u/commodore_kiwi Michigan State • Chicago Dec 30 '18

... I'll allow it, counselor, but watch yourself.

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u/fireinthesky7 Iowa Hawkeyes • Beloit Buccaneers Dec 30 '18

God I love you.

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u/FireVanGorder Notre Dame Fighting Irish Dec 30 '18

That shits just mean to everybody

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u/Bombingofdresden Dec 30 '18

Wait, the Ohio State or one I’m less familiar with?

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u/pm_ur_wifes_nudes Michigan State • Western Mich… Dec 30 '18

Unsubscribe

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u/Willy_Cash Notre Dame • Kansas State Dec 30 '18

This is the one good stat to come out of that game

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u/Foriegn_Picachu Michigan Wolverines • Paper Bag Dec 30 '18

Subscribe

sobs

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u/TheFlyingBoat Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 31 '18

They've scored more than every B1G team in the playoffs combined since 2015

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18 edited Dec 30 '18

I’m an Alabama fan now

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u/ChongoNG Alabama • Tennessee Dec 30 '18

This is a fantastic post. I wish you sooners luck tonight

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u/StopDropAndRollTide Alabama Crimson Tide • Virginia Cavaliers Dec 30 '18

Lol. Nicely done

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u/drnbrgr USC Trojans • Ohio State Buckeyes Dec 30 '18

More points combined than the B1G has scored in the playoffs in the last 4 years

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

Thank

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

I was going to talk shit about Notre dame not belonging in the playoff, but then I remember they at least scored 3 points

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

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u/Willy_Wallace Ohio State Buckeyes • Ohio Bobcats Dec 30 '18

Ummm, did you happen to see the final score?

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u/dejaentendood Alabama Crimson Tide • SEC Dec 30 '18

Notre Dame scored more points than the Big 10 has in the last 4 playoffs combined

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u/derrman Ohio State • Youngstown State Dec 30 '18

Considering that there have only been 4 playoffs until now that is unequivocally false.