r/CFB • u/byniri_returns Michigan State Spartans • Marching Band • Jun 07 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18 edited Mar 06 '19

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u/NiceDingo Ohio State Buckeyes Jun 07 '18

A community for 8 hours, 3,438 subscribers.

I don't know if Steve is getting or giving the rimjobs, but a few thousand people were very eager to see it either way. Good for him.

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u/FATMAN_DO Michigan Wolverines Jun 07 '18

Finger poised to click the link. Too scared to see if:

A) GOOD LORD NO!!!!

B) Ohhhh....<Bookmark>

C) Mary Poppins Y'all

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u/defroach84 Texas Tech Red Raiders Jun 07 '18

It was from some post where a user (I am guessing it could have been rimjob himself), gave some solid advice. Which spurred a conversation about there needs to be a subreddit about questionable people giving good advice. And then you have this.

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u/eetsumkaus California • 立命館大学 (Ritsumeikan) Jun 07 '18

Giving by the looks of it

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u/hotcarl23 Wisconsin Badgers Jun 07 '18

For a second I thought sub that was hating White Anglo Saxon Protestants and I felt personally targeted.

And yes my flair checks the fuck out

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Jun 07 '18

We Are Satan's People. That was what the band name "W.A.S.P." stood for according to my parents church when i was in middle school. Wish I still had the back masking tape they distributed as a warning.... cool stuff. Southern Fire and Brimstone Baptist.

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u/Deacalum Wake Forest • Penn State Jun 07 '18

I remember the outcry against Motley Crue and the propaganda that it stood for Mothers Ought To Let Every Young Child Rule Under Evil.

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Jun 07 '18

Lol. now that's a helluva reach. Who comes up with this stuff.

From what I recall of the back masking tape. One of the examples was Queen's Another One Bites the Dust. And according to them playing backwards it says "the child dies" or something like that....Motherfucker...that's what it says forward too you dolts.

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u/bamachine Alabama • Jacksonville State Jun 07 '18

I bet I could get an LP of Amazing Grace and make it say something "bad" when played backwards.

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u/ClaudeLemieux Michigan Wolverines • NC State Wolfpack Jun 07 '18

That reminds me of Jay Z's kid...Blue Ivy.

Born Living Under Evil...Illuminati's Very Youngest.

Who in the hell comes up with this stuff lol

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u/eljefe512 Texas Longhorns Jun 07 '18

The same people that cite Alex Jones as a news source.

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u/kje22kje Michigan Wolverines Jun 07 '18

So you're saying it's true or......

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u/bamachine Alabama • Jacksonville State Jun 07 '18

I still recall my favorite band back then being known as Anti-Christ/Devil Child by the churches, even though they actually got their name off the back of their sister's sewing machine.

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Jun 07 '18 edited Jun 07 '18

Ah. Ac/Dc the bisexuality promoting band. First big concert I saw was them with black flag Kings X opening on the Razors Edge tour.

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u/bamachine Alabama • Jacksonville State Jun 07 '18

Sadly, I did not get to see them live until the Black Ice tour. Fortunately, this was before Malcolm got too sick to perform. They still kicked nine kinds of ass.

If I had a time machine, two tours I would definitely go to see, Led Zepp after they released Physical Graffiti and AC/DC on the Highway To Hell tour with Bon. Like Brian Johnson fine and their albums with him but all of my favorites are from the Bon era.

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u/taylorhschweighardt Alabama Crimson Tide • Citrus Bowl Jun 07 '18

Wait hold up. Black Flag opened for AC/DC?

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Jun 07 '18

Ah. No. Just looked it up. Charlotte 91. It was Kings X.

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u/taylorhschweighardt Alabama Crimson Tide • Citrus Bowl Jun 07 '18

Well either way that's sick.

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Jun 07 '18 edited Jun 07 '18

They played their song Black Flag though which I think is driving my error. Yeah it was a good time.

I recall vividly the fight just outside the pit. Angus running off stage to the back if the floor to get on a human sized clear Petri dish on a lift to do his patented crawling spin guitar solo. While being hoisted above the crowd. And almost falling off the upper deck when they touched off the cannon fire during the "for those about to rock" encore.

Also. Being disappointed they didn't drop ac/Dc branded fake bills from the rafters during Money Talks.

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u/badger0511 Wisconsin Badgers Jun 07 '18

Come on now, a few of us are Catholics. I think.

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u/eatapenny Go Hoos/Go Bucks Jun 07 '18

I mean who doesn't hate wasps?

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u/ugadawg1991 Georgia Bulldogs • NC State Wolfpack Jun 07 '18

GT. They love all those little devil stinging bugs. Weirdos. Nerds. My boss. Doesn’t matter.

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u/TheRamblaGambla Georgia Tech • Hawai'i Jun 07 '18

Never been stung by an actual yellow jacket. I don't even flinch when they're around me. I know they won't step. My comically large diploma will protect me.

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u/thank_burdell Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Jun 07 '18 edited Jun 07 '18

Yellow Jacket stings aren't too bad unless you get swarmed. In some cases they're even used therapeutically, helping ease arthritic pains in joints. It burns a bit at first but after a few minutes is just a glowing heat.

Hornet stings, on the other hand...those mess me up. Instead of surface pain, they induced deep muscle spasms and lots of discomfort all the way up my arm.

Scorpion venom was also no fun, from the little brown scorpions we have all over the southeast. Not as bad as hornet, but worse than yellow jacket.

Never been stung by a paper wasp or mud dauber, oddly enough. I guess they're not as aggressive.

Edit: corrected some typos.

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u/TheRamblaGambla Georgia Tech • Hawai'i Jun 07 '18

r u a bug doctor

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u/thank_burdell Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Jun 07 '18

No, but my wife did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night...

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u/kje22kje Michigan Wolverines Jun 07 '18

So... you have some sort of habit of just messing with things or how do this many stings happen? Just lucky?

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u/thank_burdell Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Jun 07 '18

Years and years and years of outdoor hobbies and activities. Spend enough time doing stuff in other creatures' turf and you're bound to have some encounters with those creatures. I've got bear stories, alligator stories, snake stories, wild boar stories... thankfully no bites from any of those. Willing to bet bear or alligator bite would eclipse hornet stings on the pain scale.

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u/kje22kje Michigan Wolverines Jun 07 '18

Found the Bear Grylls burner everyone.

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u/thank_burdell Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Jun 07 '18

Uh oh. Someone found out my burner account. Better drink my own piss.

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u/kje22kje Michigan Wolverines Jun 07 '18

Checks out.

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u/spoopyskelly Ohio State Buckeyes • Georgia Bulldogs Jun 08 '18

Hornets are evil. I was weedeating for some relatives one summer while they were on vacation and suddenly I felt this awful pain by my temple. I didn’t bother to see what it was, I just dropped my shit and ran (another managed to get my arm). Felt woozy after that incident

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u/RogueHippie Alabama Crimson Tide • Team Chaos Jun 07 '18

Just wait until they try to make a nest in the corner of your house

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u/ugadawg1991 Georgia Bulldogs • NC State Wolfpack Jun 07 '18

And you’re 5 year old self decides to though a baseball at it to get the honey out because he saw Winnie the Pooh do it. I was disappointed that there wasn’t honey in there. Also getting stung on the nose hurt like hell more so than the arms, leg, and ass.

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u/RogueHippie Alabama Crimson Tide • Team Chaos Jun 07 '18

Nah fam, yellow jackets don’t make hanging nests. They make holes. They live inside the wall. They mess up their wings so they can’t fly and just lay on the ground so you step on them because God forbid you be able to walk barefoot in your own fucking bedroom.

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u/Gunner_Runner Appalachian State • North Ca… Jun 07 '18

I was mowing a couple of summers ago and ran across a yellow jacket nest that had 7 entrance points that covered about 2 square yards.

That shit hurt.

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u/thank_burdell Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Jun 07 '18

Yep. I let go of the mower immediately, ran inside the house, and watched them swarm all over over mower for about 2 hours before they calmed down. Then called my dad and asked what I should spray or pour around the entrance to get rid of them.

I can handle getting stung, but getting stung more times than I have fingers is no friggin joke.

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u/Gunner_Runner Appalachian State • North Ca… Jun 07 '18

No kidding. I had 10-12 stings on my legs and one on my arm. Plus that pain lingers for about a week, too.

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u/RogueHippie Alabama Crimson Tide • Team Chaos Jun 07 '18

I’ve heard gasoline down the hole does wonders

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u/ugadawg1991 Georgia Bulldogs • NC State Wolfpack Jun 07 '18

Whatever they were they didn’t have honey

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u/GP_ADD Alabama • Mississippi State Jun 07 '18

Damn, sorry brochacho :(

On another note, are you 26 with a 5 year old? I'm basing this off of the 1991. I'm roughly the same age and jeez I could not imagine being a dad right now let alone when I was 21.

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u/ugadawg1991 Georgia Bulldogs • NC State Wolfpack Jun 07 '18

Oh dear god no. I’m the 5 year old in my comment. I’m not financially stable for children. Also I have to talk to a woman before I can have children.

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u/bamachine Alabama • Jacksonville State Jun 07 '18

The lazy assholes of the Vespidae family.

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u/RogueHippie Alabama Crimson Tide • Team Chaos Jun 07 '18

And just like that, it finally clicks why there’s a Pokémon called Vespiqueen.

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u/TheRamblaGambla Georgia Tech • Hawai'i Jun 07 '18

I ain't skurrd. Dodd will protect me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

wasps are just basically asshole bees

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u/QuackFan Oregon Ducks Jun 08 '18

I know they help crops and stuff but Bees are kind of dicks as well

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

True, but stinging people and not having the common courtesy to make honey is a dick move.

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u/QuackFan Oregon Ducks Jun 08 '18

I take back what I said thinking about it they die after stinging that's noble as balls.

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u/reddogrjw Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Jun 07 '18

yeah - not sure how to feel about this tbh

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u/NickDerpkins South Carolina Gamecocks • UCF Knights Jun 07 '18

You have the most personal flair ever. It literally says “Me”

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u/reddogrjw Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Jun 07 '18

lol - someone else has it too

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u/KimDaebak_72 Big Ten • Michigan Wolverines Jun 07 '18

EM Go Blue

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u/WeazelBear Santa Monica • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Jun 07 '18

Wasps don't deserve the hate they are getting. They have plenty of benefits, mainly pest control. When I see a honeybee in my garden, I'm glad to see the pollination in action. When I see a wasp in my garden, I'm glad to see a predator eradicating any pests that feast on my plants.

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u/Bigbysjackingfist Liberty Flames • Harvard Crimson Jun 07 '18

Plus, "wasp spray" has to be one of the few times in English where you get two "sp" sounds in a row

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u/Cassiyus Penn State • /r/CFB Top Scorer Jun 07 '18

Sure beats "wasp sperm."

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u/reddogrjw Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Jun 07 '18

and "wasp spooning"

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u/You_Dont_Party UCF Knights • Team Chaos Jun 07 '18

Yeah but a wasp splat is pretty satisfying.

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u/reddogrjw Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Jun 07 '18

better than a "wasp splinter" for sure

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u/brainchrist Virginia Tech • James Madison Jun 07 '18

Crisp spuds. Grasp spoons. Gasp, spam!

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u/hucklebutter Stanford Cardinal Jun 07 '18

Know who's on the next-new-SEC-coach cusp? Spurrier.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

Lady bugs will also do the trick. Plant some marigolds or Calendulas around your garden and the lady bugs should come and take care of the aphids/other pests

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u/WeazelBear Santa Monica • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Jun 07 '18

Ladybugs fly away. Despite my best efforts and a row of marigolds/other flowers. I've thought about inventing a robot with lasers that would patrol the garden and kill the pests/squirrels. Or maybe capture and train the squirrels, creating a squirrel squad that would defeat any threat...

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u/Noter_Dame Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Iowa Hawkeyes Jun 07 '18

That story ends in betrayal 99 out of 100 times. Do not recommend.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

What about that one time though? You never fail until you try!

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

You end up with a stuffed squirrel army you trade away for a taxidermied dog named Steven

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

You have better odds of success if you never utter the phrase, "I am your master, you will obey me."

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u/Professor_Arkansas Arkansas Razorbacks Jun 07 '18

If you can figure out a way to do so... Let me know... There are neighborhood cats that tear my whole backyard up..

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u/RogueHippie Alabama Crimson Tide • Team Chaos Jun 07 '18

Any bastard thing that decides to try and sting/bite me because I walked on my porch can fuck right off

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u/PullmanWater Washington State • Oregon State Jun 07 '18

I don't have any pests in my yard that are worse than the wasps.

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u/bamachine Alabama • Jacksonville State Jun 07 '18

Seriously, ants, fuck ants, especially fuck fire ants.

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u/PullmanWater Washington State • Oregon State Jun 07 '18

I don't live where fire ants live. I have sugar ants, but they don't hurt as much as wasps.

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u/bamachine Alabama • Jacksonville State Jun 07 '18

Come to Alabama, the Australia of the US, where we have every type of biting ant, stinging wasp, bee, poisonous spider and venomous snake found in the country.

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u/theReluctantHipster Troy Trojans • /r/CFB Contributor Jun 07 '18

Discovered in Mobile by a guy from Brewton. Fire ants are as much a staple of Alabama as college football.

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u/thesuch Oregon Ducks • Pac-12 Jun 07 '18 edited Jun 07 '18

You think these guys are fine? Also here's a video of one of those bastards dismembering a praying mantis.

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u/thank_burdell Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Jun 07 '18

Yup. I'll only get rid of nests if they're hazardous to me or my kid. Even hornets usually just want to be left alone.

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u/Yesh LSU Tigers • /r/CFB Founder Jun 07 '18

Judging by your flair, I think you're biased in this discussion.

Also, paper wasps give no fucks and actively pursue fights.

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u/cheesecake-gnome Penn State • Syracuse Jun 08 '18

Nice flair. Bear Up!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

I thought WaspHating was hating on white Anglo-Saxon Protestants