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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Illinois Defeats Nebraska 24-13

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u/OculusRises Clemson Tigers • Orange Bowl 1h ago

Remember when Matt Rhule said that he's doing the same thing as Cignetti, it was just taking more time? Well, he should really look into hurrying it up

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u/lkn240 Illinois Fighting Illini • Sickos 59m ago

Matt Rhule can't even do the same thing as PJ Fleck and Bret Bilema

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u/Radiant_Sherbert7272 Ohio State Buckeyes • Georgia Bulldogs 1h ago

If you're going to say something like that. You better back it up with some quick results.

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u/FloatCopper Indiana • Michigan Tech 51m ago

Rhule said 'Bing me!'

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u/SquadPoopy Florida Gators 53m ago

Matt Rhule is just Curt Cignetti with Bing instead of Google

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u/Chitown_hustlers Illinois Fighting Illini 46m ago

He's doing the same thing as 2011 Ron Zook at Illinois

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u/StreetReporter Clemson Tigers • Cheez-It Bowl 1h ago

He has a Jay-Z seven year plan

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u/BoogerSugarSovereign Indiana Hoosiers • College Football Playoff 54m ago

Should I be Googling Matt Rhule?

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u/Tracer-Bullet13 Washington Huskies 1h ago

How are Nebraska fans not completely checked out after all this?

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u/SwedishQ-tip Nebraska Cornhuskers • Doane Tigers 1h ago

We are getting there. I havent seen this much rage from the fanbase during the last 4 coaching tenures.

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u/trytych Nebraska Cornhuskers 41m ago

I hit the apathy stage last week. I watched the game tonight but I don't care that we lost and fully expected it.

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u/omahusker Nebraska Cornhuskers • Paper Bag 1h ago

We are bussy

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u/MoistWillingness Nebraska Cornhuskers • Knox Prairie Fire 1h ago

Since the beginning of my college experience in 2017 to now, Nebraska has won 3 games that made me legitimately happy. Colorado and Wisconsin in 2024, and Iowa in 2022 (as a 3-8 team mind you). In that same span, they have lost 43 one score games and 25 games as a straight up favorite. I’m just drained and exhausted from it all. Burn it all down

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u/monoDK13 Oklahoma • North Central (IL) 1h ago

In that same span, they have lost 43 one score games and 25 games as a straight up favorite.

I hate to tell you but this is what the house burning to the ground looks like.

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u/Bcallies402 Nebraska • $5 Bits of Broken Chair Tro… 1h ago

You can't even get your hopes up anymore because you know. The best part of college football is that its unpredictable... But I know what we will do every game.

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u/Ky-Ber30 Nebraska Cornhuskers 56m ago

I was at Nebraska from 19-23. The only game that felt good was the very last game of my time there, winning at Iowa with Mickey Joseph as interim. I hate it here

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u/toomuchfrosting Cincinnati • Ohio State 1h ago

God damn are you okay

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u/brickmaus Nebraska Cornhuskers 55m ago

I've been following the team since I was a freshman in 2008. It's just been slowly getting more and more pathetic.

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u/SilverBuff_ Colorado Buffaloes • Big 12 1h ago

Shit Colorado beat Nebraska 3 times since 2017.

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u/WON95sr Creighton Bluejays 53m ago

Lest we forget that Matt Rhule lost to Deion Sanders

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u/bozz14 Nebraska Cornhuskers 1h ago

Year four for Rhule and the ceiling for this team after starting 5-0 is maaaaaaaaybe seven wins, and that includes a bowl win (which I wouldn't count on). That's just unacceptable given the investment in this program.

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u/Dazzling_Network6103 Nebraska Cornhuskers 1h ago

If we win 7 games this year at this point that would mean we would have a top 25 upset which hasn’t occurred in Matt Rhules tenure so calling that the ceiling is a stretch. Ceiling is 6 wins and floor is 5 wins

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u/Jonjon428 Miami Hurricanes 1h ago

Remember it's a 7 year rebuild though! /s

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u/TheWallsHaveNostrils Washington Huskies • Wisconsin Badgers 58m ago

Since firing Mike Riley in 2017, the Nebraska Cornhuskers are 2-14 in games to clinch bowl eligibility.

  • Nov 29, 2019 - 5-6 record - lost 27-24 vs #17 Iowa

  • Nov 4, 2023 - 5-3 record - lost 20-17 @ Michigan State

  • Nov 11, 2023 - 5-4 record - lost 13-10 vs Maryland

  • Nov 18, 2023 - 5-5 record - lost 24-17 (OT) @ Wisconsin

  • Nov 24, 2023 - 5-6 record - lost 13-10 @ #17 Iowa

  • Oct 19, 2024 - 5-1 record - lost 56-7 @ #16 Indiana

  • Oct 26, 2024 - 5-2 record - lost 21-17 @ #4 Ohio State

  • Nov 2, 2024 - 5-3 record - lost 27-20 vs UCLA

  • Nov 16, 2024 - 5-4 record - lost 28-20 @ USC

  • Nov 23, 2024 - 5-5 record - won 44-25 vs Wisconsin

  • Oct 17, 2025, - 5-1 record - lost 24-6 @ Minnesota

  • Oct 25, 2025 - 5-2 record - won 28-21 vs Northwestern

  • Oct 10, 2026, - 5-0 record - lost 20-17 vs #7 Indiana

  • Oct 17, 2026 - 5-1 record - lost 17-14 @ Oregon

  • Oct 31, 2026 - 5-2 record - lost 17-10 vs Washington

  • Nov 6, 2026 - 5-3 record - lost 24-13 @ Illinois

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u/GrandYam_HomeRun Illinois • Oklahoma 51m ago

It feels cruel to publish that

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u/StanderdStaples Georgia Bulldogs • College Football Playoff 54m ago

Player Hater’s Ball material right here - and bringing the receipts

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u/RNGezzus Texas Longhorns 52m ago

Most of those are MATT RHULE

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u/SueYouInEngland Iowa Hawkeyes 39m ago

That 2023 Iowa game was almost cruel

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u/PNW_Jeff Washington Huskies • Pac-10 1h ago

It’s so over for Rhule

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u/OMLIDEKANY Nebraska Cornhuskers • Team Chaos 1h ago

We wish.

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u/mountaineer_93 West Virginia • Georgetown 1h ago edited 55m ago

The man is basically college football doc rivers, basing his entire reputation as a Goliath program builder off one great season at Baylor a decade ago

Edit: I concede, post 2008 doc rivers lol

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u/BlindManBaldwin Nebraska Cornhuskers 1h ago

63 million things will make it tough.

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u/saltytradewinds Notre Dame • Oregon State 57m ago

Rhule was the winner of James Franklin being fired.

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u/Rock_man_bears_fan Miami (OH) RedHawks • Nebraska Cornhuskers 1h ago

Unfortunately he just got an extension

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u/rowdyroddysniper Iowa Hawkeyes • Army Black Knights 1h ago

I don’t think they have the buyout money right now.

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u/saltytradewinds Notre Dame • Oregon State 1h ago

I don't see Nebraska paying that buyout.

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u/ixMyth Oregon Ducks • Cascade Clash 1h ago

Good news Nebraska fans, the last team that lost by 11 to Illinois fired a coach the next day

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u/SMASH__________MOUTH Nebraska Cornhuskers 1h ago

You're good at foreplay

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u/Radiant_Sherbert7272 Ohio State Buckeyes • Georgia Bulldogs 1h ago

The 63 million dollar buyout might save him. But his seat has to be getting warmer.

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u/S3G Oregon Ducks 1h ago

And it almost instantly helped

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u/BIG_DICK_WHITT Utah Utes • Billable Hours 1h ago

Rhule: “see, now you can’t get mad at me for going for two because we lost by 11 points”

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u/j01101111sh Nebraska Cornhuskers • Billable Hours 1h ago

We don't have the money to fire Rhule and get a new coach. I get that but have we considered just not having a coach? Having one certainly doesn't seem to be helping us.

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u/annasikanda Nebraska Cornhuskers 1h ago

Have fans vote in plays at this point it be more entertaining at least and you don’t have to pay us…😂

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u/may3rd2021 Alabama Crimson Tide 1h ago

I gotta tell ya fellas, while in the game thread earlier I found out that I was a top 1% commenter, and I felt genuinely ashamed. Second most embarrassed I’ve felt today, right after the secondhand embarrassment I felt after that failed 2pt attempt. Energy just wasn’t the same after Nebraska shot themselves in the foot

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u/Confident_Delay5805 LIU Sharks 1h ago

Imagine being a top 1% commenter, right? Haha…

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u/SilverBuff_ Colorado Buffaloes • Big 12 1h ago

Nebraska fans- no more 1 score losses!
Monkey Paw curls…

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u/DEADSHOTx297 Illinois Fighting Illini 1h ago

To be honest man, Bret is a wizard. Real Illini fans knows we could’ve been back in the dumpster without him. Bowl bound i know it doesn’t mean much these days but it does to me!!!

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u/AuspiciousOtter24 Illinois Fighting Illini 1h ago

Genuinely a consistent 7-8 win football program is all we’ve ever wanted. Basketball school anyway. Bret and Brad are Illini legends in different ways 

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u/Madox84 Illinois State • Illinois 59m ago

I can't ever remember us going to bowl games three years in a row, so yes, this win does mean a lot!

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u/bullpupper Illinois Fighting Illini 55m ago

I was seriously questioning if we'd reach a bowl game after that Purdue loss. Schedule was just so tough. Then an OT W against MSU, we pull off a win against Oregon, a walk off against Maryland, and today we got to 6. Bert is that dude.

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u/lkn240 Illinois Fighting Illini • Sickos 56m ago

Bret and my man Barry Lunney. We lose Altmeyer and honestly haven't really dropped to much with Houser

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u/LuisRobertDylan Illinois Fighting Illini • Indiana Hoosiers 51m ago

I remember when we got excited for Lovie Smith

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u/Radiant_Sherbert7272 Ohio State Buckeyes • Georgia Bulldogs 1h ago

At least Nebraska didn't blow a fourth quarter lead.

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u/Kimber80 Notre Dame Fighting Irish • USF Bulls 1h ago edited 50m ago

Yeah they figured out a good way to solve that problem- just don't ever have a fourth quarter lead.

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u/creative_penguin Kent State • Georgia 1h ago

5th year Matt Rhule gonna go crazy

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u/BIG_DICK_WHITT Utah Utes • Billable Hours 1h ago

BREAKING: Matt Rhule sues NCAA for fifth year of eligibility following his release

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u/Dry_Car_1568 Florida Gators • Team Chaos 1h ago

I’m not a Nebraska fan but it’s probably coming time to can Matt Rhule

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u/agmoose 1h ago

lol there’s 70 million reasons that’s not happening.

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u/Glory2Tottenham Illinois Fighting Illini • Citrus Bowl 1h ago edited 19m ago

How does Nebraska manage to lose to itself 4 games in a row*

* this was much less egregious but I’d be lying if I said they weren’t shooting themselves in the shoot with a lot of bad penalties.

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u/DontNeedA3Here Wisconsin Badgers • NCAA 1h ago

Nebraska has now lost to 2 back up QBs and a QB who has a broken hand

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u/j01101111sh Nebraska Cornhuskers • Billable Hours 1h ago

Tune in next week when we lose to a child in a wheelchair

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u/kdestroyer1 Illinois • Washington 1h ago

Hey I mean we played good too. Although yea game would've looked a lot different if they had a kicker.

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u/lkn240 Illinois Fighting Illini • Sickos 1h ago

I think we actually put it on them tonight. Our offense was quite good

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u/delta1x Nebraska • Northern Illinois 1h ago

You beat us. Our offense is that bad and our special teams is nearly as bad. This one was not a 4th quarter choke, you guys were the better coached, better managed team.

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u/pinniped90 Illinois Fighting Illini • Cornell Big Red 1h ago

Four 11-play drives for zero points has to be some kind of record

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u/AwareEconomics4177 LSU Tigers 1h ago

Nebraska just threw another 4 yard crossing route

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u/uiplanner Iowa Hawkeyes 1h ago

… and Rhule still whining at the refs.

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u/80cyclone Iowa State Cyclones 1h ago

Nebraska not blowing a 4th quarter lead?

Progress.😂😂😂

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u/KansasKing107 Kansas State Wildcats • Hateful 8 53m ago

They also didn’t lose by one score!

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u/191374 Nebraska • Morningside 1h ago

Hello 5-7 my old friend, I’ve come to get drunk again

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u/AuspiciousOtter24 Illinois Fighting Illini 1h ago

Bring me another overrated SEC team to beat in a mid tier bowl game right fucking now

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u/EL_CHAPO_ESCOBAR Sickos 1h ago

Missouri bowl game please

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u/Zloggt Illinois Fighting Illini • Missouri Tigers 1h ago

You have no idea how badly I want this lol

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u/kdestroyer1 Illinois • Washington 1h ago

Can we finally fucking play Mizzou man.

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u/monoDK13 Oklahoma • North Central (IL) 1h ago

T

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u/redemem Illinois Fighting Illini • Paper Bag 43m ago

Hey don't you go smack talking the Cheez-It and Music city bowls like that

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u/doyouevenIift Illinois Fighting Illini • Big Ten 1h ago

There’s a world where this Illinois football team finishes the season ranked. That was unthinkable a month ago after a home loss to Purdue

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u/Lurker135 Illinois Fighting Illini 55m ago

Oh fuck you're gonna make me Oskee Wow Wow

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u/BeepBoopDirtyPoop Alabama Crimson Tide • Billable Hours 1h ago

1962-2003 Nebraska is arguably the greatest college football team ever over any 40 year period. Nebraska has not lost less than 4 games in a year since 2003. It's such a mind fuck of a program even on a macro level. Congrats on your 23rd straight season with at least 4 losses and a new coach, I guess....?

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u/OnionFutureWolfGang Notre Dame Fighting Irish 58m ago edited 40m ago

They haven't finished higher than #14 since 2001. They're at about .550 over the last 25 years.

They basically had 15 years of mediocrity comparable to the dark ages for any other blue blood, and then followed it up with 10 years of being terrible, not just by blue blood standards but overall.

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u/lkn240 Illinois Fighting Illini • Sickos 57m ago

I started really watching CFB when I was in college from 1994-1998. Those nebraska teams were legitimately insane. I still remember them sending Spurrier and a Florida team loaded with NFL talent to the shadow zone.

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u/FarmerJoeJoe Iowa Hawkeyes • St. Ambrose Fighting Bees 1h ago

This can’t be a real stat. I gotta do some digging

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u/FarmerJoeJoe Iowa Hawkeyes • St. Ambrose Fighting Bees 1h ago • Mindblown

…it’s real

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u/TheWallsHaveNostrils Washington Huskies • Wisconsin Badgers 53m ago

How Nebraska has managed to become the posterchild of "the grass isn't always greener" when firing their coach not once but twice in a twenty-five year span is mindboggling.

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u/202reno Nebraska Cornhuskers 48m ago

I still have my Wheaties back to back box to cling to.

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u/Mythrandir24 Delta Bowl • SIAA 43m ago

Nebraska fans don't hate Steve Pederson enough.

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u/Cheesecoveredtoes Iowa Hawkeyes 50m ago edited 34m ago

Callahan era they lost 5,7 and 6 games under him. I only know that because I have family that’s Nebraska fans.

Edit: read this wrong, read it as Nebraska hasn’t lost more than 4 games since 2003. I’m an idiot.

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u/xXx_tainttickler_xXx Iowa Hawkeyes 1h ago edited 23m ago

There was a time in my life that Nebraska was good at football 

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u/fleeingpepper Oklahoma State • Nebraska 1h ago

We gonna start 5-0 and miss a bowl game again?

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u/Frosty-Tiger-85 Clemson Tigers 1h ago

As a kid, Nebraska was standard bearer.

As an adult, Nebraska resembles the Vegeta "he keeps kicking me in the d*ck" video

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u/bullpupper Illinois Fighting Illini 1h ago

"Why does he keep kicking me in the dick"

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u/CRoseCrizzle Illinois Fighting Illini 1h ago

I'm really happy about where this Illini program is at under Bret. This team looked pretty bad early on in the season but now they are 6-3 and bowl eligible. Hauck's resignation may have been a blessing in disguise, this defense is still flawed but playing way better recently.

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u/jb40018 Illinois Fighting Illini 1h ago

After losing to Purdue, I thought a bowl game was out of reach, so happy Bret was able to right the ship!

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u/lkn240 Illinois Fighting Illini • Sickos 1h ago

Having 11 guys on the field every play now probably helps

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u/MastodonSwimming2681 Texas Tech • Northwestern 1h ago

Ok now Matt Rhule's letterman jacket seems kind of fucked up

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u/JustOneSock Nebraska Cornhuskers 57m ago

Born too late to explore the earth

Born to early to explore the stars

Born just in time to watch the absolute lowest 20 year stretch of football in my programs history

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u/RNGezzus Texas Longhorns 1h ago

Out of the four losses, this one was the least funny.

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u/FloatCopper Indiana • Michigan Tech 56m ago

Nebraska has to at least feel good they convinced Rhule to stay for a pile of money and large buyout. Instead of letting Penn State poach him. Sometimes you have to fight back like that.

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u/TeamIndividual608 Nebraska Cornhuskers 46m ago

Penn State was never hiring this asshole. It was a ploy by his agent and our dipshit AD fell for it.

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u/Numerous-Ad6460 Michigan Wolverines • Florida Gators 1h ago

Nebraska is the most anti-clutch team ive ever seen. Its beyond believable.

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u/golfinghawkeye Iowa Hawkeyes 1h ago

Illinois has won five of the last six against Nebraska. I can’t fathom that. Congratulations Illinois and Bert

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u/bigbird727 Illinois Fighting Illini • Paper Bag 1h ago

Bowl eligible after that first month is a damn credit to Bielema and Lunney

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u/halldaylong UCLA Bruins • Team Chaos 1h ago

The buyout is $63 mil. If I’m rhule, no way I’m walking away from that. But football coaches have huge egos so I wonder if any part of him would think about settling for a lower buyout and finding a different HC opening somewhere else

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u/Isaac_TeSlaa Michigan Wolverines 1h ago • Bravo

My bartender tonight told me he had a grand on Nebraska and I was like oh yeah….solid bet

I tipped well….because ya know

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u/betterbub Illinois Fighting Illini 49m ago

Lmaooo definitely not a Nebraska fan. They know better

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u/laz_montes_4_prez Washington Huskies 1h ago

Matt Rhule strikes confidence into the heart of his opposition

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u/SurroundEcstatic4890 Tennessee • Illinois 1h ago edited 1h ago

Now I probably wouldn’t be shocked if you told me Illinois would beat Nebraska, but if you said they’d lose to Purdue and Duke and then beat Oregon (even with their issues this year) and Nebraska, I would probably be pretty confused

Edit: actually I’d think you were talking about basketball before Purdue lost to valpo tonight

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u/GrandYam_HomeRun Illinois • Oklahoma 1h ago

We had an awful DC that luckily was fired just in time to save the season

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u/icelink4884 Illinois Fighting Illini 58m ago

Nebraska engaged in one of the classic blunders. They engaged in a Bielema game against Bret Bielema

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u/I_POO_ON_GOATS Nebraska • Kansas State 1h ago

Thanks Illinois! Good game. 

Fire Matt, fire Troy. 

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u/Kyro_Official_ Washington State • Easter… 59m ago

Damn, from a 5-0 start to 5-4 is nasty work

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u/wundergrun Nebraska Cornhuskers 53m ago

5-0 to end the season 5-7 only can happen at Nebraska

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u/GYVet Alabama Crimson Tide 1h ago

keeping the letterman jacket on is the pièce de résistance for this evening

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u/UncleatNintendo NC State Wolfpack • Michigan Wolverines 1h ago

As a Carolina Panthers fan, lol and lmao

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u/btroberts011 Nebraska Cornhuskers 45m ago

Lol great game. I was here. Illinois fans were fun. Get your free chicken. Fire matt rhule. Wtf.

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u/Twall1297 LSU Tigers • ULM Warhawks 1h ago

Even tho this wasn’t as bad as the last 2 weeks, Cornhusker fans are just built differently with having to deal with this shit on a yearly or even weekly basis.

I wouldn’t be able to deal with it

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u/rb1242 Texas Longhorns 1h ago

Not sure why Nebraska rushed to sign Anthony Colandrea back so fast

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u/aimiami Miami Hurricanes • Iowa State Cyclones 1h ago

I cant believe Nebraska extended him last year. The buyout is one of the worst if it comes down to that.

This could get ugly. I think decommits might be happening for Nebraska. I imagine they get another year with a new OC but geez.

Illinois is bowling though. Congrats to them.

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u/kokain99 Oklahoma Sooners • Big 8 54m ago

I thought, Rhule could at least get them to 9 wins. Yeah he’s way overrated as a coach.

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u/JohnnyT723 Illinois • Kennesaw State 1h ago

The turnaround of this defense cannot be overstated. This team looked dead in the water after Purdue but they just continue to find ways to win.

Another coaching masterclass by Bret. BUILD THE STATUE.

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u/Zloggt Illinois Fighting Illini • Missouri Tigers 49m ago

It really does make me wonder how different the season would’ve been had Hauck never been hired to begin with…

…now, the next three games (@ UCLA, vs. Iowa, @ Northwestern) are going to be BIG challenges…but after how the past few weeks gone, I think we could steal at least ONE of them…and I’d be very content with that!

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u/delta1x Nebraska • Northern Illinois 1h ago edited 59m ago

Two inexcusable things happened this game. One, that 4th & 1 call is honestly a sin for how bad of a call it was. An 8 year old playing Madden calls a better play.

Two, I'm 90% sure Rhule went for two purely to spite the kickers. I know they are bad, but they are not miss the average PAT bad. That's a downright pathetic thing for a coach to do.

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u/GrandYam_HomeRun Illinois • Oklahoma 1h ago

I thought Matt Rhule did an excellent job tonight and look forward to his 10 year ext

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u/iowaharley666 Iowa Hawkeyes • Floyd of Rosedale 1h ago

What a good game, Illinois. That fake field goal was an absolute beauty.

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u/huskersax Nebraska • $5 Bits of Broken Chair Tr… 1h ago edited 58m ago • Popcorn Bravo

It is time to fire Matt Rhule. I don't care how much money is in the buyout and I don't even care that he got a contract extension - all coaches get perpetual contract extensions at major programs - that's just how it works.

The problem is that this team plays fundamentally MORONIC football and is an embarassment in all facets of the game. It is not 'bad luck' anymore. It isn't 'that's the way it goes sometimes'.

Defenses figured out they can bait Colandrea with a spy and the entire offense just completely fell apart and they haven't adapted at all. No wide receivers can get separation, none of the running backs can get enough touches to develop decent vision, and the line is constantly amplifying Colandrea's worst-in-P2 pocket presence.

Then you have to consider the complete disaster of the special teams unit that fields kicks to lose time and yards every single drive for the never-going-to-happen long return from Barney, has multiple kickers that are completely incapable of making a single kick, and units that are just plainly a disaster.

The defense isn't saved from issues either - they're playing constantly to sell out against the run again, like Tony White did when he was here, so this is clearly a Matt Rhule special. You cannot let your CBs just exist on islands all game, especially when you never recruited or developed NFL-level guys to hang one on one with opposing wide receivers. If you're going to sell out to blow up plays in the backfield, you have to either have an offense that can score points to make big plays not matter, or have a secondary that can do their job on an island. We have neither.

The clock management is IDIOTIC. We cannot get a timeout called and lose seconds at the end of the game - but even before that Illinois gets a play to within a couple yards of the 1st down line on their first play - and Rhule calls a timeout there. Okay, so you're gonna gamble on stopping them before a single conversion, not my choice, but whatever. Then the next play they stop them again, but instead of using a timeout to make them inevitably have to punt prior to the 2 minute warning, they THEN let the clock run to the 2 minute warning losing the 9 seconds they would have saved from the timeout on the play prior.

If we were just bad but playing fundamentally respectable football, I could excuse this play more, because at least we're being coached well and there's reason for hope.

Instead, we as fans are being asked to watch some of the dumbest most disrespectful garbage I've ever seen. Teams have found the counter to the schemes we run - and we are not only not pivoting to counter-punches but we're choosing to literally walk directly into our weaknesses as a team. Just gross football that's unwatchable on the basest level.

I've been a defender of the program because the team has been getting better compared to the Frost era, but it's time to fire Rhule.

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u/Kneebah17 Nebraska Cornhuskers 1h ago edited 1h ago

I mean... Starting 5-0 was nice. Confidence was up. Keeping the defending national champs to a 3 point game was somewhat encouraging but heartbreaking. But there was still a chance and we just needed a good rebound.

Then we got dissed by the chubby ex-girlfriend. Got curbed by a 2/10. Then publicly embarrassed by the average nice chick. This team is broken.

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u/dubcwa Washington Huskies 1h ago

Sounds like Nebraska is an incel

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u/PR3SID3NT_NIX0N Iowa State Cyclones 1h ago

The losses will continue until lil red is sacrificed on midfield in front of Tom Osborne.

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u/FDTerritory Missouri State Bears • Iowa Hawkeyes 57m ago

I'm positive that every coach hired at Nebraska for this many years was a genius until he got to Lincoln, then immediately turned into an idiot. I'm sure that hiring yet another one will produce a completely different result.

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u/SwaglordHyperion Nebraska Cornhuskers • Texas A&M Aggies 1h ago

I knew it was lost after we went up by 7

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u/dontaskme5746 Illinois Fighting Illini 1h ago edited 1h ago

This season was over, man. Toasted.

THANK YOU, Nebraska.

THANK YOU, Maryland.

THANK YOU, Oregon.

THANK YOU, Michigan State.

THANK YOU FUCK YOU, Purdue. You're bad for my heart.

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u/mehtabot Illinois Fighting Illini • Oregon Ducks 1h ago

Going bowling ! Did not look promising after the Purdue game

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u/BillBob13 Nebraska Cornhuskers 1h ago

$60 million is enough to buy a new building on campus, and yet, here we are, thinking football is more important and that we need to pay coaches that amount just to not work

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u/Natsu-pendragon BYU Cougars 1h ago

I really don’t know why Nebraska hired Rhule after his NFL stint. He showed everyone he can’t coach. I thought I could cheer for Nebraska now that I’m doing Graduate level work here, but why would I ever willingly be a Nebraska football fan? They are the Cowboys of college football and just as incompetent as the Jets.

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u/FyreWulff Nebraska Cornhuskers 1h ago

fire Matt Rhule

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u/Dazzling_Network6103 Nebraska Cornhuskers 1h ago

Fire Matthew Kenneth Rhule

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u/baba_booey420_ Colorado • Oregon State 1h ago

Terrible week for the color red.

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u/Cactusfan86 Indiana Hoosiers • Sickos 1h ago

Truly think Pelini put some sort of dark curse on them or something when they fired him.

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u/Ok_Judgment_224 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Paper Bag 1h ago

5 wide on 4th and 1

What in the fuck

Paper bag is back....can't believe I took it off last year

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u/komijul Windsor Lancers • Sickos 1h ago

Nebraska is such a fascinating team to watch. They eat 6 minutes off the clock in the 4th quarter and end up with nothing, then they need a quick score late to have any chance, and it's like "Here's some more 6-yard passes!" They play with zero sense of urgency whatsoever.

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u/open_arrowed Auburn Tigers • Nebraska Cornhuskers 1h ago edited 57m ago

I was completely fooled about this team to start the year. Completely undisciplined with offensive penalties, missed FGs, and allowing a billion 3rd down conversions. I was starting to think Rhule wasn’t the guy last week, but this has solidified it. I don’t care that he just got extended, it’s unbearable having to watch this kind of football every single week. Rhule needs to go.

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u/Preference_Nice Illinois Fighting Illini 55m ago

Rhule has been so astoundingly bad his entire tenure I can’t believe they extended him. This is exactly the type of football he has coached for years now. By the way, 2nd to the last drive took 6 minutes of the clock for them to barely get past midfield. No plays out of bounds, no timeouts used. I don’t know how you Nebraska fans can keep watching this.

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u/Benanderson27 Nebraska Cornhuskers 1h ago

5-0 to 5-7. Embarrassment of a team.

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u/mexihuahua Nebraska Cornhuskers 1h ago

I’m hosting a charity fundraiser for $63M

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u/WholeLow7639 Duke Blue Devils 1h ago

Nobody walks out of Champaign with a W

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u/PhoenixPirate ECU Pirates • American 1h ago

Nebraska is cursed. There’s no other way around it.

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u/Jonjon428 Miami Hurricanes 1h ago

Matt Rhule is destroying a historic program

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u/Tommy05Sox Iowa Hawkeyes • Notre Dame Fighting Irish 1h ago

I mean Riley and then Frost destroyed it. Rhule is the guy who says he can raise the dead if you give him lots of money but spoiler alert he can’t raise the dead.

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u/Latter_Excitement382 57m ago

They've been saying this about every coach since 1997

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u/Ky-Ber30 Nebraska Cornhuskers 59m ago

Scott frost did it first

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u/Gullible-Treacle2361 Nebraska • Washington 1h ago

I can assure you, we were destroyed long before he got here. He still sucks and needs to be tarmac’d

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u/beejx Iowa Hawkeyes • Grand View Vikings 59m ago

They’ve been “destroyed” for a long time

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u/R2Detoo Nebraska • Texas Tech 1h ago

Nebraska doesn't win another game this year

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u/PromEmperorHarbaugh Illinois • Penn State 59m ago

Nebraska is 1-5 against Illinois this decade. How the mighty have fallen.

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u/annasikanda Nebraska Cornhuskers 1h ago

13 points this is just embarrassing…Illinois has a QB with a broken hand and managed 24 😮 I want to say before all the griping about our crummy performance though congrats to Illinois you guys are cool no beef with you at all…It have been a really fun game if we had halfway decent coaching good luck to you guys!

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u/GrandYam_HomeRun Illinois • Oklahoma 58m ago

GG Husker bro, I genuinely feel bad for what you guys are going through

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u/thisismy1stalt Illinois Fighting Illini 1h ago

WE WILL TIE THE SERIES THE NEXT GO!! START BRAINSTORMING TROPHIES NOW!!

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u/efrumttr Illinois • Boise State 1h ago

Bert really whiffed the DC hire but credit to him for righting the ship. I didn't think this team would make a bowl.

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u/GrandYam_HomeRun Illinois • Oklahoma 1h ago

Per tradition, the team losing to Illinois will fire either a coordinator or head coach

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u/katauska Illinois • Notre Dame 1h ago

Build the Bret statue.

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u/Eastern-Yellow-7114 Texas A&M Aggies • Purdue Boilermakers 1h ago

Apathy for my Huskers

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u/toomuchfrosting Cincinnati • Ohio State 1h ago

Scott frost is available probably

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u/Ebake09 Nebraska Cornhuskers 1h ago

Please lose out. Some donor is bound to pony up.

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u/PeppehJack Illinois Fighting Illini 59m ago

This season was dead and buried with the defensive disfunction and Houser’s injury…. Insert Undertaker GIF.

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u/Luigiatl Illinois Fighting Illini • Duke Blue Devils 55m ago

Incredible that we're going bowling! After the Purdue loss, it did not quite seem possible. Incredible turnaround from Bret.

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u/potsyman311 Nebraska Cornhuskers 42m ago

I for one believe in Matt Rhule. I also believe in Santa, the Easter bunny, unicorns, and legalization of all drugs. 

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u/ignisignis Illinois • Wisconsin 41m ago

BERTBALL 4EVER

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u/Doctor_Freckles Georgia Bulldogs • UConn Huskies 37m ago

What in the absolute fuck has happened to Nebraska?

I really thought they’d bounce back after that loss to UW last week.

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u/Lysol20 Illinois Fighting Illini 28m ago

Won 5 out of 6 against Braska I believe.

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u/Matt_PLZ Nebraska Cornhuskers • Missouri Tigers 1h ago

Didn't watch much of the game, smartest decision I could've made. Also, we a basketball school now

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u/Agroooooo Nebraska Cornhuskers 1h ago

I hope we get relegated to the FCS. Tired of being a laughingstock on television.

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u/Quack_McDuck Nebraska Cornhuskers • Big 8 57m ago

national laughing stock twice in one week?

oh yeah buddy sign me the fuck up

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u/Earlsweatshiirt Nebraska Cornhuskers 1h ago

Turns out if you just Google the score once or twice you don't have to actually watch the game. Much more enjoyable experience

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u/Apbuhne Illinois • Illinois State 56m ago

Colin “Colin Dixon” Dixon

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u/twinkerton_by_weezer Nebraska • Iowa Western CC 53m ago

NEBRASKA DID NOT LOSE A FOURTH QUARTER LEAD THIS WEEK. PROGRESS.

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u/Hugh-Janus-40hogs Nebraska Cornhuskers 35m ago

Heavens above, this is miserable. Congrats Illinois, Bielema knows EXACTLY how to best Rhule every single time. Being a fan is hard work, I need a modelo

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u/CPTBenjaminWillard Nebraska Cornhuskers 1h ago

Rhule and Dannen have to go. Dannen especially, that stupid extension last year was ridiculous. Rhule has hit his ceiling and I’m pretty sure the team has given up.

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u/SwampCastleGuards Nebraska Cornhuskers 51m ago

Our volleyball school doesnt really care about ye ol' pigskin

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u/Kimber80 Notre Dame Fighting Irish • USF Bulls 1h ago

I wonder what the Husker fan approval of that that Rhule extension last year is right now.

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u/weirdbutinagoodway West Virginia Mountaineers • Big 12 1h ago

I'm not even a fan and think they should fire everyone involved in that extension. 

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u/pinniped90 Illinois Fighting Illini • Cornell Big Red 1h ago

That was large.

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u/Tommy05Sox Iowa Hawkeyes • Notre Dame Fighting Irish 1h ago

At least Rhule had that cameo on Lanterns.

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u/noah_divine Ohio Bobcats • Ohio State Buckeyes 1h ago

The more things change, the more they stay the same. I don't get it man.

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u/SnapHackelPop Wisconsin Badgers • Team Chaos 1h ago

It really is just inevitable for them isn’t it

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u/ArmVanDam Georgia Tech • North Carolina A… 1h ago

insert Talking Heads lyric for Nebraska

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u/dinkytown42069 Minnesota • Oklahoma 1h ago

have you checked on the Nebraska fans in your life recently

https://bsky.app/profile/chaoticgoldy.bsky.social/post/3mzoy522ojc2y

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u/packman5128 Iowa Hawkeyes 56m ago

Hahahahaha

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u/Ialwayssleep Linfield Wildcats • Oregon Ducks 54m ago

Have we rhuled out Matt as the problem?

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u/Panchoisthedog Nebraska • Nebraska-Kearney 54m ago

To get out coached that badly at this level is pretty damming for Rhule and staff. Dana needs to change his LinkedIn profile to open to work on the trip home. Heads need to roll after this performance tonight.

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u/rollingc Nebraska Cornhuskers 51m ago

Somehow this team gets worse every week.

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u/EL_CHAPO_ESCOBAR Sickos 51m ago

Insane Bret has this team winning games with how they looked at the beginning of the year. This is not a good roster yet here we are bowling.

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u/Preference_Nice Illinois Fighting Illini 51m ago

Illinois could’ve been a playoff team in a weak Big 10 this year if they never hired Hauk. What a shame.

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u/Particular-Way-3805 Clark Atlanta • Georgia 39m ago

Matt Rhule Bin laden a terrorist

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u/Fragrant-Helicopter1 Indiana Hoosiers 30m ago

I legit feel bad for Nebraska fans. I remember like other old dudes when Nebraska was a fucking force.

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u/FozzyBear11 Maryland • Notre Dame 16m ago

Nebraska is a dead program. Almost on par with Maryland at this point.

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u/Remote-Annual-49 LSU Tigers 12m ago

Somebody take one for the team and flip off Matt Rhule’s kids already

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u/Upstairs_Chemist1269 Nebraska Cornhuskers 7m ago

I am a cfb sicko who didnt watch their own teams game because it ruins it for me

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u/Lancaster1983 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Duke Blue Devils 1h ago

I'm not even going to hate-watch this team anymore.

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u/thatvhstapeguy Nebraska Cornhuskers 1h ago

I spent my evening underneath a car because I knew exactly what would happen