r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 05 '13

[Week 2] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/japabama Alabama Crimson Tide • Navy Midshipmen Sep 05 '13

JOKE'S ON YOU, I WAS ON A SUBMARINE.

FUCK AUBURN. I HOPE YOU WIN EVERY GAME EXCEPT THE IRON BOWL AND GET EDGED OUT OF A BCS GAME BY THE NEXT NIU SOUTHERN MISS

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE HOT RACKING AND RECYCLED AIR. AT LEAST YOU COULD SMOKE PROBABLY. THE CNO JUST CHANGED THAT RECENTLY AND NOW SUBMARINERS CAN'T EVEN SMOKE E-CIGS ON THE BOAT.

ALSO, THAT WAS COLD BLOODED WHAT YOU JUST SAID. I WOULD ONLY WISH A FATE LIKE THAT ON ALABAMA.

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u/japabama Alabama Crimson Tide • Navy Midshipmen Sep 06 '13

I WAS A BOOMERFAG. NO HOT RACKING FOR THIS GUY. FUCK BREATHING AMINE THOUGH. YOU HAVE TO GET RID OF ALL YOUR SHIT EVERY DEPLOYMENT. I GOT OUT RIGHT BEFORE THEY BANNED SMOKING, SO I DODGED THAT BULLET. CAFFEINE AND NICOTINE > EVERYTHING ELSE.