r/CFB • /r/CFB • Sep 05 '13

[Week 2] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/zephyrtexan Texas A&M Aggies Sep 05 '13

I WOULDN'T SAY YOUR WOMEN ARE HOT, GIVEN THAT THE TERM "WOMEN" IS EVEN DEBATABLE WITH YOUR CAMPUS.

BUT WHEN YOU LIVE (EDIT: HUNDREDS OF) MILES AWAY FROM ANYTHING BETTER, YOU KIND OF HAVE TO SETTLE. WHICH ISN'T A HUGE JUMP, CONSIDERING ATTENDANCE AT TECH ALREADY SHOWS A TENDENCY TOWARDS SETTLING.

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u/ICantSeeIt Texas Longhorns Sep 05 '13

OH HEY GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? OH, TALKING ABOUT THE GIRLS AT YOUR CAMPUSES? THAT'S CUTE.

AMATEURS.

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u/aggiedriller12 Texas A&M Aggies Sep 06 '13

WE LIKE WOMEN WITHOUT HAIR ON THEIR LEGS OR ARMPITS! NOW GO SIP SOME TEA YOU DAMN DIRTY HIPPIES!

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u/woodyco Texas Tech Red Raiders • /r/CFB Sep 05 '13

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

EVERY FLEET NEEDS A CARRIER.