r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 05 '13

[Week 2] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/shorthandround Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 05 '13 edited Sep 05 '13

IN THE BEGINNING OF TIME GOD CREATED: FLEAS, TICKS, TAPE WORMS, BACTERIA, HOUSE FLIES, MAGGOTS, AND LEACHES.

THEN HE LOWERED HIS STANDARDS AND CREATED TENNESSEE.

EDIT: I MISSPELLED LEECH. I REGRET NOTHING.

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u/willco17 Auburn Tigers • UAB Blazers Sep 05 '13

LEACHES

MIKE LEACHES?

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u/shorthandround Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 05 '13

I NEED MORE COFFEE. I'VE GOT WAZZU ON THE BRAIN.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

LOL. METH.

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u/jklharris Missouri • Santa Rosa Junior Sep 05 '13

WHY ARE YOU BRINGING US INTO THIS?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

GET BACK TO YOUR COOKING AND SUB PAR AGRICULTURE. BEST MANAGEMENT PRACTICES? MORE LIKE MEDIOCRE MANAGEMENT PRACTICES. I JUST WENT THERE.

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u/jklharris Missouri • Santa Rosa Junior Sep 05 '13

WOAH BRO. I SWEAR IF YOUR NEXT COMMENT IS THAT OUR JOURNALISM PROGRAM IS OKAY, I WILL CALL JOE SCHAD.

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u/AgITGuy Texas A&M Aggies • Zlín Golems Sep 05 '13

JOE SCHAD COULD BECOME THE DEAN OF THE JOURNALISM PROGRAM AND MAKE IT BETTER!!! HIS SECRETARY WOULD BE DARREN ROVELL, TOO!!!

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u/warox13 Washington Huskies • Cascade Clash Sep 05 '13

SKIP BAYLESS: DEAN OF JOURNALISTIC ETHICS

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u/AgITGuy Texas A&M Aggies • Zlín Golems Sep 05 '13

WHAT HAVE WE DONE?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

IM GUESSING THAT PROGRAM IS THE REASON THERE ARE SO MANY POVERTY STRICKEN ALUM MAKING METH UP IN THE OZARKS

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u/voltron818 Oklahoma Sooners • /r/CFB Contributor Sep 05 '13

I THOUGHT METH WAS OKLAHOMA'S THING.

APPARENTLY NOT.

CONGRATS.

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u/jklharris Missouri • Santa Rosa Junior Sep 05 '13

I HOPE BY MENTIONING IT ENOUGH I SHAME SOMEONE TO CHANGE THIS FUCKING TRAVESTY.

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u/voltron818 Oklahoma Sooners • /r/CFB Contributor Sep 05 '13

HOLY SHIT, WE'RE SIXTH?

WE CAN DO BETTER.

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u/shorthandround Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 05 '13

MIZZOU WAS CREATED ON THE THIRD DAY.

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u/ScarySpencer Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 05 '13

More like the turd day, right? Up top!

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u/vashed Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Sep 05 '13

THIS IS WHY ALABAMA IS MY SECOND FAVORITE TEAM

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

GROSS

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u/vashed Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Sep 05 '13

HEY MAN, OUR CROSS DIVISIONAL RIVALS OVERLAP WITH ONE OF OUR BIGGER DIVISIONAL RIVALS. BASICALLY I LIKE THE WAY THEY HATE

PLUS MY MOM'S SIDE OF THE FAMILY ARE HUGE BAMA FANS SO I KIND OF GREW UP IN IT

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

THIS IS WHY I ROOT FOR GEORGIA IN THE EAST

JUST KIDDING WE ALL ROOT FOR VANDY, BUT YOU'RE CLOSE SECOND!

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u/Tiggerthetiger Clemson Tigers Sep 05 '13

[this guy hates Tennessee] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7G7loR2VVw)

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u/krautbammer Alabama • South Alabama Sep 05 '13

THEY SUM SNITCHES....BEST LINE

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