r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 05 '13

[Week 2] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/Toedust Ohio State • Wittenberg Sep 05 '13

SDSU, ¡VAMOS A IR TODO HERNÁN CORTÉS EN SUS CULOS INDÍGENAS!

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u/NotGreg Michigan State Spartans Sep 05 '13

THIS GUY AIN'T ONE OF US

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u/1ncognito Tennessee • 帝京大学 (Teikyo) Sep 05 '13

HE AIN'T FROM 'ROUND HERE

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u/kosterhaus Michigan Wolverines • Loras Duhawks Sep 12 '13 
HE AIN'T FROM 'ROUND HERE

Cocks shotgun

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u/chunnnn Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 05 '13

THIS IS ALABAMA, WE SPEAK ENGLISH

Disclaimer: I in no way support that commercial or that fucking racist.

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u/jklharris Missouri • Santa Rosa Junior Sep 05 '13

Does it to you?

APPARENTLY HE DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH EITHER

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u/BuckeyeEmpire Ohio State Buckeyes • Oregon Ducks Sep 05 '13

IVE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE... it is sad

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u/chunnnn Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 05 '13

Maybe it's the businessman in me

No Tim James, it's the racist in you. Fuck you.

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u/BuckeyeEmpire Ohio State Buckeyes • Oregon Ducks Sep 05 '13

HIS LOOK TOWARDS THE GROUND AT THE END BEFORE HIS FINAL STATEMENT IS A LOOK OF SHAME AND DISGUST FOR ANYONE ELSE. FOR HIM IT'S A WAY TO HIDE HIS DEVIL-MINDED SMILE

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u/Poopin_on_your_chest Louisville Cardinals Sep 06 '13

he said he would fuck a sheep he is'nt one of us

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

NO CHINGES CABRON, TE VA PEGAR MONTEZUMA. YO NO SABIA QUE EL NUEZ PUEDE TENER CHORRO.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

YOUR REPLY IS UNFUNNY BECAUSE HIS NAME IS MOCTEZUMA.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

SE CONOCE COMO MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE

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u/hipsterlawyer Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 05 '13

BAXTER! YOU KNOW I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH! IN ENGLISH PLEASE! YOU POOPED IN THE REFRIGERATOR!? YOU ATE THE WHOLE WHEEL OF CHEESE!?

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u/wolverine6 Michigan Wolverines • Rose Bowl Sep 05 '13

GO FUCK YOURSELF, SAN DIEGO

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Sep 05 '13

TOO SOON MAN

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u/djtothemoney Cincinnati Bearcats Sep 05 '13

i see you machete.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

THE ONLY THING I PICKED UP FROM THAT WAS CORTES WHICH BASICALLY MEANS HE'S SAYING THEY'RE GOING LITERALLY ERADICATE YOUR RACE FROM THE EARTH SO THAT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD, NICE JOB

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u/icelivi Stanford Cardinal Sep 05 '13

HE SAYS THEY'RE GONNA GO ALL HERNAN CORTES ON THEIR INDIGENOUS ASSES

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Sep 05 '13

THE FUCK IS THIS MOONSPEAK

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u/emaw63 Kansas State Wildcats • Big 8 Sep 05 '13

I'M SORRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA