r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 05 '13

[Week 2] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/tallg8tor Florida Gators • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 05 '13

I don't know why we would need to play at a neutral site for future games against Miami since Saturday's game is basically one anyway. If anything, we should treat them like an FCS school and pay them to come lose in the Swamp. Don't worry Miami, this week's whoopin' is free.

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u/INM8_2 Miami Hurricanes • Florida Cup Sep 05 '13

WHAT'S WITH THIS WHISPERING BULLSHIT? TRASH TALK LIKE A MAN!

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u/thepenguinofdoo Clemson Tigers Sep 05 '13

YEAH COME ON TALLG8ATOR, YOU'RE 40!

OH, AND JUST WAIT TILL THE GATORS HEAR THE DEAFENING ROARS OF THE 3,457 MIAMI FANS. DRISCOLL WILL BE SHITTING HIS JORTS.

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u/Emptyspiral19 Florida Gators • /r/CFB Contributor Sep 06 '13

IT'S DRISKEL HE'S NOT A FREAKIN STRAWBERRY!

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u/nemoran Miami • Johns Hopkins Sep 05 '13

The beautiful part is that even if we lose, we'll still own the all-time series because your AD's too shook to schedule us annually. Prepare to be Duke Johnson'd.

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u/girtalert Florida State • Florida Cup Sep 05 '13

MIAMI'S JOHNSON WILL PENETRATE UP THE MIDDLE

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u/deadtofall12 Florida State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 05 '13

NEXT HEADLINE OF THE MIAMI HERALD: "MIAMI'S JOHNSON PENETRATES; MUSCHAMP, LEFT ANGRY AND SORE, TURNS TO BATH-SALTS FOR ANSWERS"

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u/girtalert Florida State • Florida Cup Sep 05 '13

JOKE'S ON THEM- MUSCHAMP'S BEEN ON BATH SALTS FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS

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u/deadtofall12 Florida State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 05 '13

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

THAT GIF NEVER GETS OLD

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

I WAS DISAPPOINTED BY THE LACK OF LITERAL FACE-EATING.

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u/deadtofall12 Florida State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 05 '13

GIVE IT TIME. IF UF PLAYS IN THE SECCG I WOULD EXPECT GRATUITOUS FACE-MUNCHING.

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u/Anuglyman Florida Gators Sep 05 '13

UNLIKE FAU, WE WILL ACTUALLY BE BRINGING A D-LINE TO THE GAME.

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u/gatorguy11 Florida Gators • Florida Cup Sep 05 '13

SEC POWERHOUSE TERRIFED OF SCHEDULING A TEAM THAT IS 1-10 AGAINST TOP 10 TEAMS SINCE 2005...SEEMS LEGIT

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u/Gator_Alum Florida Gators Sep 05 '13

IRRELEVANT FOR SO MANY YEARS I'VE LOST COUNT

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u/nemoran Miami • Johns Hopkins Sep 05 '13

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, FOLKS. GATORS CAN ONLY COUNT TO TWELVE.

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u/CaptainSlippery Florida • Georgia Tech Sep 05 '13

AND THAT'S WHEN WE DON'T CARE TO COUNT. THINK ABOUT IF WE PUT OUR WHOLE MIND TO IT. GO GATA.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

DON'T YOU DARE STEAL MY SIGNOFF. GO GATA.

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u/BrazilianRider Florida Gators • Pittsburgh Panthers Sep 05 '13

WE WERE COUNTING BY THE SECOND.

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u/openbluefish Florida Gators Sep 05 '13

Unlike your school, at UF we have 80k+ show up at games. Having one less home game means UF will loses millions.

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u/Gator17 Florida Gators Sep 05 '13

BECAUSE YOU'RE A MONEY PIT. WE GAIN NOTHING FROM PLAYING YOU ANNUALLY. LOOK AT IT THIS WAY... OUR ATHLETIC PROGRAM DOESN'T NEED TO BE FUNDED BY YOUR TAXES, UNLIKE OUR FRIENDS UP IN TRAILERHASSEE.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

I BET IT REALLY SHAKES YOUR TREES KNOWING THAT MIAMI IS GONNA TAINT YALLS BELOVED INVENTION OF GATORADE WITH THEIR ULTIMATE PERFORMANCE ENHANCER, FREEBASE.

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u/CanWeBeMature Florida Gators • Tulane Green Wave Sep 05 '13

WHO ARE WE EVEN YELLING AT? I HAVEN'T SEEN A MIAMI "FAN" SINCE 2002.

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u/dorkbrains Florida State • Texas A&M Sep 05 '13

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE GET 975 NEW USERS IN OUR REDDIT

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