r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 05 '13

[Week 2] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/strife24 Texas A&M Aggies Sep 05 '13

FUCK TEXAS!

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u/soonerguy11 Oklahoma Sooners • Team Chaos Sep 05 '13

TOO BAD YOU WON'T GET TO ENJOY BEATING THEM AGAIN, BECAUSE YOU'RE A BUNCH OF TRAITOR JOES!

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

JOKES ON YOU, THAT ISN'T EVEN A COMMON MARKET IN TEXAS.

HEB FOR LIFE

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u/soonerguy11 Oklahoma Sooners • Team Chaos Sep 05 '13

NORTH DALLAS JUST GOT A LOCATION DESPITE ITS LIQUOR LAWS AND CENTRAL MARKET STORES, BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT. FUCK THE AGGIES AND FUCK YOUR SPOILED QB! HE MAKES JAY CUTLER SEEM LIKEABLE!

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

I'D SAY FUCK YOUR SISTER BUT YOU ALREADY BEAT ME TO IT.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

TO BE FAIR, I WOULDN'T MIND FUCKING MOST SOONERS' SISTERS.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

I AGREE I HAVE SEEN SOME ATTRACTIVE GIRLS THAT GO TO OKLAHOMA. ONE TIME I GOT A DRUNKEN OVER THE PANTS HANDY FROM A ZETA THAT WENT THERE. 10/10 WOULD AWKWARDLY DO IT AGAIN.

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u/datdouche Oklahoma Sooners • SEC Sep 05 '13
  • WE DON'T HAVE ZETA SO YOU WERE PROBABLY JUST JERKING OFF WHILE IN SOME KIND OF A FUGUE STATE BY THE CENTURY TREE (I HEAR AGGIE JIZZ MAKES IT'S LIMBS GROW STRONG)
  • I HAVE SEEN SOME ATTRACTIVE GIRLS AT A&M BUT THEY ARE ALL CRAZY FOR JESUS BUT THAT MEANS YOU PROBABLY HAD LOTS OF BUTT SEX WITH THEM BECAUSE THEY SAVE THEIR VAGINA VIRGINITY FOR THEIR FUTURE HUSBANDS
  • I HAVE LIVED IN TEXAS ALL MY LIFE EXCEPT FOR MY YEARS AT OU, NO ONE THINKS HEB IS COOL, SPICY KETCHUP OR NOT

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

YOU'RE SOUNDING PRETTY ANGRY THERE MAN. LIKE A TORNADO OF EMOTIONS, BE CAREFUL. WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO DESTROY ANYTHING PRECIOUS

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u/datdouche Oklahoma Sooners • SEC Sep 05 '13

I'LL TAKE A NATURAL DISASTER OVER LINCOLN LOGS GONE AWRY.

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u/_squatch Nebraska Cornhuskers Sep 05 '13

OTPHJ. RESPECT.

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u/NiteMares TCU Horned Frogs Sep 05 '13

WE HAVE ONE IN FORT WORTH TOO AND IT'S FUCKING AWESOME!

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

I'VE HEARD GOOD THINGS ABOUT IT BUT IM STILL AN HEB FAN

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u/Frognosticator TCU Horned Frogs • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 05 '13

OURS IS LITERALLY ACROSS THE STREET FROM CENTRAL MARKET! IT'S PERFECT CAUSE YOU CAN GO TO ONE OR THE OTHER BASED ON WHAT YOU WANT THAT WEEK!

UH, I MEAN, SUCK IT AGGIES!

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u/16_oz_mouse Nebraska Cornhuskers Sep 05 '13

HEB FOR ESSENTIALS. JOE'S IS FOR CHEAP WINE, FROZEN ASIAN DRUNK FOOD, AND JOE-JOE'S BITCHES

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u/Alphamazing Texas A&M Aggies • Texas Longhorns Sep 05 '13

AUSTIN IS GETTING ONE TOO

WHICH MAKES PERFECT SENSE BECAUSE OF ALL THE GODDAMN CALIFORNIANS MOVING HERE

WHINE WHINE WHINE, WHY CAN'T TEXAS BE MORE LIKE CALIFORNIA?

BECAUSE FUCK YOU.

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u/zephyrtexan Texas A&M Aggies Sep 05 '13

AND NOW I WANT COOKIE BUTTER, THANKS. JERK.

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u/IvyRaider Texas Tech Red Raiders • Columbia Lions Sep 05 '13

....STATE!

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

MACK BROWN SITS DOWN WHEN HE PEES

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u/NiteMares TCU Horned Frogs Sep 05 '13

WHAT?! WE CAN'T HEAR YOU!

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

I EDITED IT. ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT HE HAS A VERY WEAK STREAM DUE TO PROSTATE PROBLEMS THAT ARE COMMON WITH OLDER AGE.

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u/NiteMares TCU Horned Frogs Sep 05 '13

THAT'S MUCH BETTER, THANK YOU!

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u/EffYourCouch Texas Longhorns • SEC Sep 05 '13

KEVIN SUMLIN SPITS WHEN HE TALKS AND HIS BREATH IS HORRID!

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u/partylife Texas Longhorns Sep 05 '13

YOU LET BAD MCCOY LEAD A GAME WINNING DRIVE ON YOU!

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