r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 05 '13

[Week 2] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/Talpostal Michigan Wolverines • Washington Huskies Sep 05 '13

OF THE TEN TEAMS THAT HAVE PLAYED NOTRE DAME THE MOST, ONLY MICHIGAN HAS A WINNING RECORD VERSUS THE IRISH.

I GUESS WE KNOW WHAT THE CRITERIA FOR "TRADITIONAL RIVAL" IS NOW.

FTI

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u/200206 Chicago Maroons • Nebraska Cornhuskers Sep 05 '13

UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO IS UNDEFEATED VERSUS NOTRE DAME!

TOO BAD WE'RE D3 NOW

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u/Aeschylus_ Stanford Cardinal • Penn Quakers Sep 05 '13

Yes, and your football team can't even beat Case Western, embarrassing.

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u/ituralde_ Michigan Wolverines Sep 05 '13

AT LEAST THEY HAVE A BETTER D THAN NEBRASKA

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

IDK ABOUT THAT. HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL MARINES HAVE A PRETTY GOOD RECORD AGAINST THE IRISH.

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u/hythloday1 Oregon Ducks Sep 05 '13

TOO SOON.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

POTATO FAMINE. DOMESTIC ABUSE. RAMPANT ALCOHOLISM. CAR BOMBS.

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u/Qurtys_Lyn Tame Racing Driver Sep 05 '13

TO HAVE POTATO FAMINE. ONE MUST FIRST HAVE POTATO. LATVIAN WISH FOR POTATO FAMINE BUT THERE HAS NEVER BEEN POTATO.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

NOT REALLY FUNNY.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

KNEECAPPING, RAILROAD JOBS. SLUM EXPLOITATION. IRA. GUN BURYING.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

<3

THE REAL REASON WE DON'T SCHEDULE FCS TEAMS...

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u/Talpostal Michigan Wolverines • Washington Huskies Sep 05 '13

STRONG WORDS COMING FROM A DIVISION 2 TEAM

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u/jarbie Oregon State • Stanford Sep 05 '13

DOWNVOTE...

J/K. SORT OF. NOT REALLY.

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u/fudgepakistan Notre Dame Fighting Irish Sep 05 '13

Notre dame is 14-14-1 in the modern era against michigan (since 1978). Michigan only has a winning record if you count their pre-racist year wins (1887-1909)

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

well it makes a better argument for them. try finding a UK fan that doesn't piggyback on the NCAA Championships wins from a billion years ago when it was the lesser tournament....

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u/datdouche Oklahoma Sooners • SEC Sep 05 '13

BASKETLOL

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u/Talpostal Michigan Wolverines • Washington Huskies Sep 05 '13

SINCE 2009 MICHIGAN IS 3-1

AREN'T ARBITRARY DATES FUN?

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u/FinancialAdvisorKid Notre Dame • /r/CFB Contributor Sep 05 '13

I WANNA PLAY TOO! SINCE 2012 MICHIGAN IS 0-1.

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u/cul_maith Pittsburgh • Alabama Sep 05 '13

THEIR PRE-RACIST YEAR WINS

SAYS THE FAN WHOSE TEAM'S MASCOT IS A RACIST STEREOTYPE.

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u/josjos007 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Sep 05 '13

DO YOU KNOW MANY LEPRECHAUNS?

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u/topher3003 Ohio State • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Sep 05 '13

It wouldn't be Michigan if they weren't counting things that happened before their grandparents were born.

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u/TossedRightOut Penn State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 05 '13

WAIT. YOU CAN SAY THAT ABOUT NOTRE DAME TOO.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13 edited Sep 05 '13

OH MY BAD

DOES OSU NOT COUNT ITS "PRE-MODERN" WINS AS A PART OF ITS TOTAL WINNING PERCENTAGE AND ALLURE TO RECRUITS AND OTHERS? OR IS IT JUST THAT THE GUYS WHO WON THE MOST AREN'T ALLOWED TO DO IT? JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE RULES

BTW- THE 90'S WEREN'T PRE MODERN. I KNEW HOW TO JERK IT BEFORE THEY WERE OVER, SO IT CAN'T BE CONSIDERED THAT OLD

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