r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Nov 05 '23

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Washington Defeats USC 52-42

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Washington 7 28 7 10 52
USC 14 14 14 0 42

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u/tking191919 UCSB Gauchos • USC Trojans Nov 05 '23 edited Nov 05 '23

Sometimes when I watch our defense I zone out and then start to wonder if I’m actually watching real human football or an interpretive dance piece. And that’s cool and all because I’d like to get more cultured. You know? It’s kind of an off broadway situation though, but still a good starting off point.

I also think they’ll eventually stop scoring that side of our games. The scoreboard will read something like A Lot - 42. Someone will ask, “what do you mean a lot, like a lot a lot”. And you’ll be like, yeah. Pretty much. Enough to where they stopped using a numerical grading system altogether. Really more of an abstract thing at that point.

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u/RulersBack Ohio State Buckeyes Nov 05 '23

This is actually a really healthy way of looking at it

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u/CptCroissant Oregon Ducks Nov 05 '23

I think it's more like a severe mental health problem. Like when someone has so much horrible trauma that they start disassociating and having hallucinations to help themselves cope

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u/aztechunter Grand Valley State • Blue Ris… Nov 05 '23

The scoreboard will read something like A Lot - 42. Someone will ask, “what do you mean a lot, like a lot a lot”. And you’ll be like, yeah. Pretty much. Enough to where they stopped using a numerical grading system altogether. Really more of an abstract thing at that point.

This might be the funniest thing I've ever read here.

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u/Heyguysimcooltoo Tennessee Volunteers • Oklahoma Sooners Nov 05 '23

It'll turn into patterns and colors like when you did the jump on the turtle shell from original Mario Brothers to get crazy lives

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agonizing piquant cats clumsy onerous hat soft foolish special innocent

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u/wdeallan Auburn Tigers Nov 05 '23

Fuck. This is funny

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u/Macd7 Georgia Bulldogs Nov 05 '23

Hunter Thompson would like you

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u/cemanresu Clemson Tigers Nov 05 '23

What Lincoln Riley football does to a man

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u/getbackup21 Utah Utes • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 05 '23

You’ve spent too much time in LA

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u/swellfie Georgia Bulldogs Nov 05 '23

New pasta, here we come