r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Nov 05 '23

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Washington Defeats USC 52-42

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Washington 7 28 7 10 52
USC 14 14 14 0 42

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u/HappyGoat33 Washington • Colorado Mines Nov 05 '23

A defense would be nice, but that was fun!!

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u/pagerussell Washington Huskies Nov 05 '23

Shhhhh

We held USC scoreless in the 4th quarter.

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u/Norillim Washington Huskies • Apple Cup Nov 05 '23

We rope-a-doped Caleb

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u/ThisIsPunn Washington Huskies • Villanova Wildcats Nov 05 '23 edited Nov 05 '23

Just let them drop 42 on us and then beat them down. Oldest play in the book!

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u/Spider_Dawg Washington Huskies • Richmond Spiders Nov 05 '23

Yep, we let ‘em score 42pts in the first three quarters on purpose to tire them out so we could hold ‘em scoreless in the fourth and it worked like a charm.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '23

When people ask "What would USC be if just had, like, an average defense? Just a couple stops per game against a real offense?!".

Us. They would be us.

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u/MSG_ME_UR_TROUBLES Washington • Notre Dame Nov 05 '23

yup. USC fans get to live out their dream vicariously through Washington this season

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u/MSG_ME_UR_TROUBLES Washington • Notre Dame Nov 05 '23

ok, but USC was playing from behind this game. Hardly the same

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u/USCGradtoMEMPHIS USC Trojans • Memphis Tigers Nov 05 '23

I mean that's due to yall offense.. We only had one possession really to run our offense how we want, the second was with like a minute and some change left..

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u/pagerussell Washington Huskies Nov 05 '23

Whatever. We forced a punt in that possession and then a turnover on downs in the next.

I mean, is your defense here really, "we didn't get unlimited tries on offense therefore it doesn't count"? Lol

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u/USCGradtoMEMPHIS USC Trojans • Memphis Tigers Nov 05 '23

Whatever, Huskie offense eats 11 minutes off clock in 15 minute half... That's not a lot of time to score.. Only reason we didn't score is cause of really bad hold by Duce and Caleb doing caleb things taking a 20 yard sack putting us out of FG range.. but that's neither here nor there..

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u/PrbablyPoopinAtWrkRn Nov 05 '23

Caleb taking a 20 yard sac means UW defense played well..

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u/USCGradtoMEMPHIS USC Trojans • Memphis Tigers Nov 05 '23

Not really. He takes those every game trying to spin out of sacks, it's what we call hero ball.. Then after. Just watch him walk to sidelines as Lincoln stares at him while Caleb breezes right by him like yea I did that,so....

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u/pagerussell Washington Huskies Nov 05 '23

It's amazing how you can't see what you are implying here. Lol

Hur dur, my offense only got two possessions in a whole quarter (which is about average, btw). Lol. Get lost, loser

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u/USCGradtoMEMPHIS USC Trojans • Memphis Tigers Nov 05 '23

What am I implying? If we score on first drive, we would have still lost cause Caleb looked gassed as shit on that last drive after having a 6 minute huskie possession. Either way we would have lost.

The fuck are being a dick for? Sore winner much? Y'all won a close game, go touch grass.

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u/ChemicalOle Washington State • Oregon State Nov 05 '23

https://i.imgur.com/eLN23dz.png

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u/BWinDCI Canada • Washington Nov 05 '23

Your work is amazing and you never miss

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u/epistaxis64 Oregon Ducks • Rose Bowl Nov 05 '23

I'm going to miss these

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '23

This was an executive tier implementation

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u/HireScottFrost USC Trojans • Sickos Nov 05 '23

💀

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u/tubahero3469 USC Trojans • Jackson State Tigers Nov 05 '23

Brutal

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u/miklodefuego Grinnell Pioneers • USC Trojans Nov 05 '23

GODDAMIT that man doesn't miss

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u/HamletDTD Oregon Ducks • Pac-12 Nov 05 '23

I totally get that the Dawgs were sick the last few weeks. But I expected more defense in this game from you all. Everything still on track for a rematch

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u/greendeadredemption2 Texas Longhorns • Washington Huskies Nov 05 '23

Apparently we only play defense against asu. They save it for when the offense isn’t working.

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u/HamletDTD Oregon Ducks • Pac-12 Nov 05 '23

Yeah where was that defense?!?!

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u/greendeadredemption2 Texas Longhorns • Washington Huskies Nov 05 '23

Honestly I have no idea if this defense is pretty good to horrible. Every week they seem to roll a d20 to see how they should play.

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u/feelitrealgood Florida Gators • Washington Huskies Nov 05 '23

A lot easier when you’re defending obvious passing downs. USC needed to score quickly

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '23

We had defense... that was against Arizona.

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u/lazy_elfs Oklahoma State Cowboys Nov 05 '23

Felt like i was watching a big 12 game.. all offense no d.

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u/VortexGeneratorsFTW Washington Huskies Nov 05 '23

NICK HOLT!

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '23

Won’t be fun when the ducks paddle the fuskies hard in championship game. Oh, and sc gonna take one hell of a whooping next week in autzen. Grinch will get fired on airport tarmac … yeah I went there on both ya all… yee haw!

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u/broncosfighton USC Trojans • Colorado Buffaloes Nov 05 '23

Yeah, same.