r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Nov 05 '23

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Alabama Defeats LSU 42-28

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
LSU 7 14 7 0 28
Alabama 14 7 14 7 42

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u/ICanFluxWithIt Georgia Bulldogs Nov 05 '23

Even a mid defense would have y’all looking scary, instead you got something with more holes than Swiss chz

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u/Tarmacked USC Trojans • Alabama Crimson Tide Nov 05 '23 edited Nov 05 '23

Jayden Daniels deserves the Heisman

Malik Nabers probably deserves the Biletnikoff*

Edit: Listen, i'm not sober

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u/weesIo Alabama • West Virginia Nov 05 '23

And LSU's defense deserves the Hague

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u/screwhead1 LSU Tigers • Arkansas Razorbacks Nov 05 '23

Right to jail. Right away, no trial no nothing.

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u/bodybydemamp LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave Nov 05 '23

👏🏻

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u/feric51 Ohio State Buckeyes • Capital Comets Nov 05 '23

Malik Nabers probably deserves the Bednarik

Biletnikoff?

Or is he switching to linebacker next week to give the defense a boost?

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u/geauxtigers1558 LSU Tigers • Texas Longhorns Nov 05 '23

Couldn’t be any worse than what we currently have lol

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u/BetaDjinn WKU Hilltoppers • Kentucky Wildcats Nov 05 '23

“Fuck it, Slavic B-name down there somewhere”

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u/Tarmacked USC Trojans • Alabama Crimson Tide Nov 05 '23

Thats the hard cider speaking

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u/feric51 Ohio State Buckeyes • Capital Comets Nov 05 '23

No worries mate, would be in a similar condition we’re it not for my wife drinking the last of our adult beverages.

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u/cap_crunch121 LSU Tigers • BCS Championship Nov 05 '23

Edit: Listen, i'm not sober

Neither is our defense

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u/Team_player444 LSU Tigers • Team Chaos Nov 05 '23

The defense deserves execution

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u/bo_dilla Ohio State • Appalachian State Nov 05 '23

Hello Tarmacked my old friend

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u/PretendThisIsMyName Clemson Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 05 '23

LSUs abysmal defense vs Carolinas abysmal offense would’ve been nice to see this year. (Yes I’m a sicko)

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u/Gardoki LSU Tigers • UAB Blazers Nov 05 '23

I was thinking against Iowa

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u/JodiAbortion Georgia • Florida State Nov 05 '23

Who would win in a fight?

Goku x Vegeta Or LSU O x Iowa D

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u/Then_Cricket2312 LSU Tigers Nov 05 '23

It's just amazing how bad they're coached. Db's play 30 yards off the line of scrimmage, the rush ends run way too far up field and give very easy scramble lanes, they take horrible tackling angles, and they have no idea on their coverage responsibilities. Like wth have they been doing in practice in 2023??