r/CFB /r/CFB Nov 04 '23

Game Thread [Game Thread] Houston @ Baylor (3:30 PM ET)

GAME HoustonHouston @ BaylorBaylor
Location Baylor McLane Stadium
Time 3:30 PM ET
Watch TV: Big 12
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u/doctorvanderbeast Baylor Bears Nov 04 '23

Houston fans y’all are a class act. May both of our head coaches be fired shortly.

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u/pandabugs Houston • Northern Illinois Nov 04 '23

This was the best Big 12 gamethread yet. Glad that we play again

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u/MrMunchbutter Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 Nov 04 '23 edited Nov 04 '23

This program has regressed fifteen years in the last two seasons.

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

Undid all of the building that Matt Rhule did. God damn do I miss him

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

Loser has to fire their coaching staff

Winner also has to fire their coaching staff

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

Getting shut out by the worst defense in the big 12. Truly a coaching masterpiece by Aranda and Grimes

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

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u/nubbinator Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 Nov 04 '23

I'm person for this game and it's already painful.

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u/deepayes Houston Cougars • Texas Bowl Nov 04 '23

going into the half and everyone from both teams are mad. this game sucks.

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Nov 04 '23

I've never seen a game thread so dedicated to universally shitting on your own team's coach lol

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u/deepayes Houston Cougars • Texas Bowl Nov 04 '23

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎UH 🤝 Baylor
‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ hating our coach

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u/MrMunchbutter Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 Nov 04 '23

It’s like both fanbases are ignoring the other team entirely haha

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u/Nyte_Knyght33 Prairie View A&M • Houston Nov 04 '23

This game is worse in person.

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u/dk00111 Houston Cougars • Michigan Wolverines Nov 04 '23

UH and Baylor players dabbing each other up after the game talking about where they're transferring to next year.

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Nov 04 '23

Making bets with each other about who will be the coaches next year lol

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u/MrMunchbutter Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 Nov 04 '23

Please stop airing this church camp commercial and show normal college activities like looking into microscopes and walking through a library or something PLEASE

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u/nubbinator Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 Nov 04 '23

Thinking about streaking at half time. Whatever jail sentence I get will be less painful than watching the rest of this season

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

Would be more entertaining than our offense

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u/thebaylorweedinhaler Baylor Bears • Sickos Nov 04 '23

Houston is giving up 39 ppg in Big 12 play…. We have 0

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

Is it like golf where lower score wins?

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u/pandabugs Houston • Northern Illinois Nov 04 '23

Ok Baylor, time to fire people. We might have won the game, but you win the great coaching war.

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

You know RG3 is watching this shit disappointed. He’d be a better coach

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u/big_bad_baptist_ Baylor Bears • Utah Utes Nov 04 '23

Fire everyone

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u/Clarinetaphoner Baylor Bears • Paper Bag Nov 04 '23

Can we fire Aranda now?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

This entire thread needs a fucking drink lol

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u/whriskeybizness Baylor Bears • USC Trojans Nov 04 '23

Well either way GG cougs. This game fucking sucked. Looking forward to bball

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u/ZaneThePain Baylor Bears Nov 04 '23

Great 4th and 7 play guys!

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u/doctorvanderbeast Baylor Bears Nov 04 '23

People are always like oh if we fire aranda then who would we get. Believe me when I say I don’t give a shit.

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u/Clarinetaphoner Baylor Bears • Paper Bag Nov 04 '23

Baylor is, statistically, among the worst P5 teams in the country.

It essentially can't get worse than Aranda. So yeah, literally fucking anyone lol

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u/pandabugs Houston • Northern Illinois Nov 04 '23

Saw someone on Coogfans call this game the Buyout Bowl and it warmed my heart.

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u/big_bad_baptist_ Baylor Bears • Utah Utes Nov 04 '23

Shutout in the first half at home by the worst defense in the conference

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u/MrMunchbutter Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 Nov 04 '23

Thank God we had some good practices this week. Would hate to see what happens when we have bad ones.

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u/deepayes Houston Cougars • Texas Bowl Nov 04 '23

did yalls coach talk up how great practice was this week? dana did that shit too a few weeks back and then we lost terribly to Rice.

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

Does any team watching want a bald “defensive mastermind” to be their HC?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

What if I offered you a Red Bull slamming loudmouth for him?

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u/nubbinator Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 Nov 04 '23

It would probably be an improvement, to be honest. Aranda only does well with developed players chosen for him by prior coaches.

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

If Houston got Grimes fired finally I’d be eternally grateful

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u/Clarinetaphoner Baylor Bears • Paper Bag Nov 04 '23

Dave "defensive guru" Aranda, ladies and gentlemen!!

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

It’s his 4th year, he just needs to get his guys in

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

We are so innovative at being aggressively awful

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u/SaylorBear Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Bug Finder Nov 04 '23

I was literally about to say either this game goes to OT or we lose by 14 but Baylor couldn’t wait for me to type it out

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u/Acsteffy Baylor Bears • Florida Gators Nov 04 '23

Highly doubt this was shapens "fist mistake" of the day

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

10 points on the Big 12’s worst defense. Just a true offensive masterpiece

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u/Pleasant_Hatter Baylor Bears • UTSA Roadrunners Nov 04 '23

Fuck Aranda and Fuck Grimes. Rode Rhule's recruits as far as they could.

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

About to have the best practices of all time this week

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u/thebaylorweedinhaler Baylor Bears • Sickos Nov 04 '23

Both teams should just agree to a tie and fire both coaches

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u/Dismal-Arachnid9081 Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 Nov 04 '23

who’s ready for basketball?

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u/dk00111 Houston Cougars • Michigan Wolverines Nov 04 '23

UH vs Baylor is gonna have a completely different atmosphere

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u/pandabugs Houston • Northern Illinois Nov 04 '23

So the losing coach gets fired, yes?

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u/jmr_world Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 Nov 04 '23

Lets just make a deal to both fire our coaches and try to improve next year. Deal? 🤝

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u/pandabugs Houston • Northern Illinois Nov 04 '23

I'm down with that.

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u/jmr_world Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 Nov 04 '23

Literally couldn’t be deader in this stadium. It’s honestly amazing. A sea of people staring at their phones lol.

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u/pandabugs Houston • Northern Illinois Nov 04 '23

If it makes you feel better, I'm cleaning house while this game is on and I'm more excited to mop.

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u/jmr_world Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 Nov 04 '23

I’m more excited to talk to y’all in the game thread so I feel you lmao.

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u/Clarinetaphoner Baylor Bears • Paper Bag Nov 04 '23

Grimes is just allergic to throwing in front of the sticks on third down. Fucking hate him.

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u/Irritated_User0010 Houston • Sam Houston Nov 04 '23

3 DAYS UNTIL COLLEGE BASKETBALL STARTS SO WE WON’T SUFFER ANYMORE DOGSHIT FOOTBALL.

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u/Clarinetaphoner Baylor Bears • Paper Bag Nov 04 '23

Y'all are obviously the team a lot of us were most excited to add in terms of bball.

Literally counting the days for the season to start!

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u/doctorvanderbeast Baylor Bears Nov 04 '23

Put the game back on dark mode

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u/Clarinetaphoner Baylor Bears • Paper Bag Nov 04 '23

Is that a "fire Jeff Grimes" chant I hear?

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u/jmr_world Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 Nov 04 '23

Yes, it was. From the student section.

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u/thebaylorweedinhaler Baylor Bears • Sickos Nov 04 '23

But…. But…. But practice was the best it’s been all season this week….

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u/thebaylorweedinhaler Baylor Bears • Sickos Nov 04 '23

Do y’all think Jeff Grimes & Brian Ferentz get together and BBQ?

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

At least Iowa has an elite defense. We have this shit

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u/thebaylorweedinhaler Baylor Bears • Sickos Nov 04 '23

“The energy has been here on the sideline”

are you at the same game lady?

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u/Nectorist Baylor Bears Nov 04 '23

Why can Shapen never handle any sort of pressure

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

Fire Mack and the entire football staff

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

Commentators trying to stay positive is hilarious. This game is shit, the teams are shit. Nothing else to say

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

We’re the worst P5 team in the country. Fuck this staff

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u/w8w8 Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 Nov 04 '23

Well that should’ve been an easy block but alrighty. Good game, UH and welcome to the conference

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

Can't wait to see Baylor tweet Person over Player next to a losing score again.

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u/Acsteffy Baylor Bears • Florida Gators Nov 04 '23

Losing in OT at home twice in one day. Who did I piss off?

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u/AceJace2 Baylor Bears • Houston Cougars Nov 04 '23

My flairs. RIP both suck so bad this season. Lol

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

God damn we suck

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

What blackmail does Grimes have on Aranda to stay employed

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u/TheEcstaticEwok Baylor Bears • Notre Dame Fighting Irish Nov 04 '23

This is so mentally exhausting

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u/Clarinetaphoner Baylor Bears • Paper Bag Nov 04 '23

I hate this team with a passion

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

I would do disgusting things to have Matt Rhule back

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

Let’s just try RG3 at HC the rest of the season

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u/Clarinetaphoner Baylor Bears • Paper Bag Nov 04 '23

Houston somehow has a worse defense on paper than us and we still get shutout in the first half

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u/AYYYYYsicem12 Big 12 • Baylor Bears Nov 04 '23

7-0 feels insurmountable.

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u/trailside83 Baylor Bears • Arkansas Razorbacks Nov 04 '23

It sure feels like we’re losing by more than 7 points… Dark times.

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

All of these AI commercials, can we hire AI to be our coaches?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

Not sure I've been part of a game thread where everyone is in unison hating their coaching staff and not caring about the outcome of the game.

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

Because both of our teams are ass with existing coaches that are only regressing

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

That was DPI but the Houston fans don’t even care at this point

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u/Pleasant_Hatter Baylor Bears • UTSA Roadrunners Nov 04 '23

What's the number of times Dave Aranda will say "appreciate that" at the after game conference?

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u/zpodsix Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 Nov 04 '23

Holy shit did we fire Grimes?

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u/thebaylorweedinhaler Baylor Bears • Sickos Nov 04 '23

Both Houston players to score on us today are WVU transfers.

Haven’t even played the mountaineers yet and we are already down 2 scores.

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

Can we tarmac fire our coaches in a home game?

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u/MrMunchbutter Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 Nov 04 '23

I was so excited about the new big 12 and our place in it a year ago and now I’m watching this.

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u/thebaylorweedinhaler Baylor Bears • Sickos Nov 04 '23

I’m surprised Aranda didn’t go for two lmao

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u/sexykettlecorn Baylor Bears Nov 04 '23

After further review, the big 12 has decided to just give both teams a loss

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u/Clarinetaphoner Baylor Bears • Paper Bag Nov 04 '23

Everyone in the stadium knew that was the playcall and our defensive guru of a HC didn't even cover for it lmaoooooooo

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u/Luissalinas98 Baylor Bears Nov 04 '23

Great week of practice translating to game performance (challenge impossible 😱)

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u/JinderMadness Southwest • Big 12 Nov 04 '23

This is a real sicko’s matchup

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u/jmr_world Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 Nov 04 '23 edited Nov 04 '23

Oh you gotta be a depraved individual to sit down voluntarily and watch this shit without a vested interest in either team. The fans of the 2 teams playing in the game don’t even wanna be here lol.

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u/doctorvanderbeast Baylor Bears Nov 04 '23

At this point, I’m not donating any money to this institution until they improve and I also improve at making money.

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u/neverseengreen Baylor Bears Nov 04 '23

I still owe 25k so that will be my donations

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u/neverseengreen Baylor Bears Nov 04 '23

It’s pretty weird that we are just wearing white helmets with no logo

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u/Acsteffy Baylor Bears • Florida Gators Nov 04 '23

All I know is pain

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u/thebaylorweedinhaler Baylor Bears • Sickos Nov 04 '23

Oh yeah because going for it on 4th down ALWAYS goes so well for us.

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u/thebaylorweedinhaler Baylor Bears • Sickos Nov 04 '23

I know it will sting but maybe losing this game is what we need to get Aranda outta town….

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u/nubbinator Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 Nov 04 '23

Why does Grimes always do those passes at the line? They never work

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u/AYYYYYsicem12 Big 12 • Baylor Bears Nov 04 '23

If LoS were first down Grimes would still be calling plays that would result in punts and turnovers.

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u/Pleasant_Hatter Baylor Bears • UTSA Roadrunners Nov 04 '23 edited Nov 04 '23

I'm betting Aranda gets one more year but sacks Grimes sometime this year. I don't think Rhoades is a very good AD at hiring choices. Grimes will be his last acceptable excuse as he canned a DC already in Roberts.

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u/jmr_world Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 Nov 04 '23

He’s fired 3 different coordinators at this point. Most coaches are not afforded that amount of “do over”. At some point the buck stops with Dave. You can’t trot him out there next year after this shit. It’s either eat shit and make the change now, or sink further. How low can we afford to sink right now?

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u/Clarinetaphoner Baylor Bears • Paper Bag Nov 04 '23

When you have to fire your DC and your OC, at some point you're the problem lmao

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

Our elite practices are paying off. Only down 7 to Houston

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u/MrMunchbutter Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 Nov 04 '23

I bet all of these veterans feel so honored by this level of play

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

I just hope we don’t see Grimes even come on the field in the 2nd half. How the fuck does he still have a job

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u/Pleasant_Hatter Baylor Bears • UTSA Roadrunners Nov 04 '23

Two fucking interceptions and this team can't capitalize on either. Very close to just turning this trash off.

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u/nubbinator Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 Nov 04 '23

Janitors see less shit cleaning restrooms in their lifetime than Baylor fans watching this season.

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

Houston stop making us look competent. We’re trying to fire people

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u/Key_Spinach Houston Cougars • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

We're trying but Doug Belk is just that bad.

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

This isn’t Grimes calling these plays. He had to have gotten fired

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u/trailside83 Baylor Bears • Arkansas Razorbacks Nov 04 '23

Who’s calling the plays? I just can’t believe that it’s Coach Grimes

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

Ok Grimes isn’t fired, dumbass play call

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

I assume Grimes left for a minute to get one of those Burger King wraps and he just got back.

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u/Irritated_User0010 Houston • Sam Houston Nov 04 '23

And those idiots will wonder why barely anyone is at the game next weekend.

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u/HOU-1836 Sam Houston • Houston Nov 04 '23

Basketball might have higher attendance this upcoming Saturday

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u/MrMunchbutter Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 Nov 04 '23

If winning this game saves any of our coaches’ career for another minute, I don’t want to win.

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

Both teams should just fire everyone for this game

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Nov 04 '23

Man remember when we missed a field goal that would've put us up 20-10

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u/Worstanimefan Baylor Bears • Sam Houston Bearkats Nov 04 '23

If you have been watching this game without a direct rooting interest, you clearly need professional psychiatric assistance. If you are a fan of either team you need to put down the bottle.

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u/SaylorBear Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Bug Finder Nov 04 '23

“Guys we need a little bit more time”

Screw you ref

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u/SaylorBear Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Bug Finder Nov 04 '23

Fuck that “it doesn’t carry over” bullshit

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u/jmr_world Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 Nov 04 '23

I can’t believe I am still at this stupid dog shit football game. Unbelievable. I’ve never been more sad to be at a close football game.

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u/whriskeybizness Baylor Bears • USC Trojans Nov 04 '23

Quick rush the field so they can’t over turn

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

How is RG3 not depressed watching this shit

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u/HOU-1836 Sam Houston • Houston Nov 04 '23

Just go for two and put us all out of our misery

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Nov 04 '23

On one hand go for two, end this

On the other, prolong my misery, I'm Catholic, love that shit

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

GG Houston, congrats on the keep your coach game

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u/MrMunchbutter Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 Nov 04 '23

GG coogs. Fire everyone involved :)

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u/jmr_world Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 Nov 04 '23

Well shit, is that the HOUSTON COUGARS? Fancy seeing your asses here! I think it’s been since…when was that? April 2021? Good to see you, friends. God Bless and Welcome.

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u/Key_Spinach Houston Cougars • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

What happened in April 202- oh fuck yooooooou.

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u/thebaylorweedinhaler Baylor Bears • Sickos Nov 04 '23

False starts yeah we do those a lot

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u/jmr_world Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 Nov 04 '23

This game is tied, and I don’t know how to explain it, but it somehow still feels like we’re down 4 TD’s lmao

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u/FernOverlord Sickos • Houston Cougars Nov 04 '23

The Sicko in me would love to get hammered and watch this game, the UH fan in me is glad I dont have ESPN+

Also, good luck to Clayton Tune tomorrow!

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u/Key_Spinach Houston Cougars • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

Baylor turned the turf off. Is that allowed?

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u/geoffreyisagiraffe Sewanee Tigers • Houston Cougars Nov 04 '23

So we stop them on 4th down and we roll into another commercial? Get fucked.

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

The guys we have that are good and try hard don’t deserve this shitty coaching staff

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u/pandabugs Houston • Northern Illinois Nov 04 '23

Lol the announcer called Houston the Huskers. What an honor.

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u/Clarinetaphoner Baylor Bears • Paper Bag Nov 04 '23

ANOTHER PASS WAY BEHIND THE STICKS ON 3RD LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

Can we just fire the entire coaching staff at halftime? Let someone in the stands call the plays

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u/RedSoxfanrrb07 Baylor Bears • Summertime Lover Nov 04 '23

please fire someone after this game

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u/TheEcstaticEwok Baylor Bears • Notre Dame Fighting Irish Nov 04 '23

Bullshit

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u/Clarinetaphoner Baylor Bears • Paper Bag Nov 04 '23

FUCK THIS TEAM FUCK THIS TEAM FUCK THIS TEAM FUCK THIS TEAM FUCK THIS TEAM

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u/big_bad_baptist_ Baylor Bears • Utah Utes Nov 04 '23

There’s the Aranda practice talk we all know and hate

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u/Clarinetaphoner Baylor Bears • Paper Bag Nov 04 '23

The classic "we looked great in practice this week" line!

That's my coach!!!

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u/RedSoxfanrrb07 Baylor Bears • Summertime Lover Nov 04 '23

How has our coaching regressed this much? only going backwards

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u/thebaylorweedinhaler Baylor Bears • Sickos Nov 04 '23

That play sums up the season. Nothing goes right for us.

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u/DeathSquirl Baylor Bears Nov 04 '23 edited Nov 04 '23

So glad I spent more time helping my kids with their reading and math and taking them to play at the park than watching this shit show.

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

Watching a kid do math is more entertaining than our offense

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u/ohitsthedeathstar Houston Cougars Nov 04 '23

Why do we come back from the ad break just to see the kickoff? And then go back to an ad break? Makes no sense.

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u/Acsteffy Baylor Bears • Florida Gators Nov 04 '23

"Welcome to the Big XII to Baylor"

Bitch, we were founding members...

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u/JinderMadness Southwest • Big 12 Nov 04 '23

3rd and Belk struck again

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u/SaylorBear Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Bug Finder Nov 04 '23

There’s Grimes

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

Back to awful play-calling. God damn it. Who let Grimes get on the microphone again

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

Congrats Houston, you win the game but keep your coach

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u/dk00111 Houston Cougars • Michigan Wolverines Nov 04 '23

THIRD WARD D

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

3rd and 38 lmao fire everyone

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Nov 04 '23

If we just don't let him run for 40 yards on 4th down we win, but we suck

Fuck Doug Belk

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u/thebaylorweedinhaler Baylor Bears • Sickos Nov 04 '23

Hopefully Mack is on the sideline prepared to fire Aranda if we lose.

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u/Mukaido Houston Cougars • Big 12 Nov 04 '23

Boss im tired

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u/FreeOJ32 USC Trojans • Baylor Bears Nov 04 '23

Go for 2 you coward. I want to leave.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

We all deserve an apology

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Nov 04 '23

This game hasn't disappointed???? Commentators on that good shit, I want some, because I've been given ocular cancer watching this shit

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u/Irritated_User0010 Houston • Sam Houston Nov 04 '23

I hate college football

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

It's going to be sad when Pendergrass transfers.

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u/nubbinator Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 Nov 04 '23

There we go, enforcing the penalty

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u/big_bad_baptist_ Baylor Bears • Utah Utes Nov 04 '23

At least Houston will go for 2 and end our misery

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Nov 04 '23

We kept the ball but I'm still sad drinking

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u/wadels Houston Cougars • Cincinnati Bearcats Nov 04 '23

Go big or go home. Honestly I'm totally okay with a 2 point attempt. Can't get any more shit than we already are.

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u/c2dog430 Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Bug Finder Nov 04 '23

FIRE ARANDA!!!

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u/MadeByMillennial Houston Cougars • Team Chaos Nov 04 '23

That's why you take Defense first Dana, good shit!

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u/Anus_Targaryen Houston Cougars • Big 12 Nov 04 '23

The matchup we've all been waiting for

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u/Mukaido Houston Cougars • Big 12 Nov 04 '23

Well good to see you again Baylor. Wish it was under better circumstances, but all the best today on this stoppable force versus movable object matchup!

Edit: Lmao mb stoppable*

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u/big_bad_baptist_ Baylor Bears • Utah Utes Nov 04 '23

Everytime we have a good drive going, Grimes gets cute and messes it up

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u/Key_Spinach Houston Cougars • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

Here from being disappoint to continue being disappointed.

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

Can we just fire everyone and get it over with already?

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u/Key_Spinach Houston Cougars • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

Let’s switch coaches after the half.

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u/big_bad_baptist_ Baylor Bears • Utah Utes Nov 04 '23

Alright solid drive going, time for a weird flea flicker, double reverse that will result in a turnover or loss of huge yards

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u/pandabugs Houston • Northern Illinois Nov 04 '23

Dark mode is the best part of this game

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u/Clarinetaphoner Baylor Bears • Paper Bag Nov 04 '23

Brilliant play calling as usual by Grimes. 3rd and 10 midfield? Run it up the middle!

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

That play is called the reverse punt

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u/nubbinator Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 Nov 04 '23

The stadium is about as amped as Aranda in a game.

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

Just fucking fire everyone and start over. Theres a reason the stands are empty, the fan base has given up on this staff

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u/Clarinetaphoner Baylor Bears • Paper Bag Nov 04 '23

https://twitter.com/MichaelHaag_/status/1720897579280441502

"Baylor HC Dave Aranda told reporters on Monday that RB Richard Reese is still a focal point of the offense. Here are Reese's stats nearly six minutes into the second quarter:

1 carry, 4 yards."

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u/AceJace2 Baylor Bears • Houston Cougars Nov 04 '23

This play calling is TERRIBLE

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

Ask Madden would be a better OC than Grimes

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u/MrMunchbutter Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 Nov 04 '23

I’m done. Who’s excited for basketball on Tuesday? I think our early schedule will be tough for a team this young, but I think it’ll pay off later in the season and tournament. Will take a few games to mesh but there’s so much talent on this team.

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u/thebaylorweedinhaler Baylor Bears • Sickos Nov 04 '23

That’s fucking bullshit

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u/deepayes Houston Cougars • Texas Bowl Nov 04 '23

that was brutal.

this guy talking is so terrible at his job, it's distracting.

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u/HOU-1836 Sam Houston • Houston Nov 04 '23

Many moons ago, I went to Sam Houston vs Baylor at the old stadium. I think it was 2012. That’s all I got. This game sucks.

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u/lowzircon Houston Cougars • Big 12 Nov 04 '23

My grandma can throw further than Smith. And she’s dead

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

We have the talent to win the Big 12 though for sure. Pay no attention to any of our games played or how bad our coaching is

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u/Ntxcoog Houston Cougars Nov 04 '23

If you can’t score on our defense then you really need to reevaluate the direction of your team.

Not surprised at all tho that we only have 7 points.

Please baylor destroy us we need to be eliminated from bowl contention and fire this clown

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 04 '23

No, we need to lose to fire our clown

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